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WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-05-2008, 10:44 PM
We all know that Queer Weddings are against God, and so are Retard Weddings. God hates fags enough as it is, but to let them Marry is blasphemy! And as for retards, God doesn't even want these abominations anywhere NEAR a Church, let alone INSIDE ONE!
But what other kinds of Weddings shouldn't be allowed?
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06-05-2008, 10:51 PM
Atheists. If atheists won't even admit God exists why should they be allowed to use His ceremonies.
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06-05-2008, 10:54 PM
beause they have magnificen arciecture in churches... and its just tradition
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06-05-2008, 10:58 PM
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beause they have magnificen arciecture in churches... and its just tradition
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Brother Percy already mentioned that God doesn't even want retardeds in His churches, much less to be married. I see no point in your pathetic attempts to justify your desire for a church wedding.
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06-05-2008, 11:05 PM
Oh, I really want to cry now that some fat batstard on a forum called me retarded. I do not have any food allergies at all, and as I have mentioned to you before, do not have glasses. Furthermore I would call being fat a disability, as it limits your ability as a human, so in conclusion you are more of a retard, and should be cast from God's earth! You are not worthy
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06-05-2008, 11:16 PM
The gays and the race traitors and the gimps and the Athians and the drugged up and drop outs and homeless and Katrina leeches and foriegners and folks in wheelchairs and folks who are about to die from disease.
None of them people or any combination of those people should marry one another or each other or anyone else.
Gays are abominations. God says so and thats good enough for me. Rewarding sin is not very Christianly.
Interspecies weddings is an abomination too. Marrying a black or a Chinese or an Injun or a European is akin to self loathing and invites all sorts of diseases and weird family ties. Just marrying a black could mean a Muslim in your family tree swinging around.
Gimps and retards are mistakes and shouldn't hold jobs or shop or drive much less get married in a Church of God.
Athians don't believe in Jesus so why should they benefit from His ceremonies? Let them tie whatever knot they tie in a Satanist church somewhere in California if they want to be together. Jesus wants nothing to do with them.
Drug addicts are worthless and should be rounded up and sent to prison where they belong.
Drop outs aren't worth marrying since they can't get a real job and anyone who would marry a drop out is a retard and I already told you what needs to be done with those kind of people.
Homeless people should be locked up too. Nothing worse than a bum panhandling right in the street in front of the hotel you are staying at or the restaurant you are trying to eat at. Beggars are nuisances anyway you look at it. Where are they going to carry the bride across the threshold? WalMart?
Katrina people are the same as homeless people, druggies and drop outs combined. Losers. And black.
Foreigners should stick to their own and leave American women alone. Let them marry their own hairy women.
Cripples are abominations unto the Lord. The Bible says it, I believe it, thats all there is to it.
The terminally ill are going to die soon anyway, why award them benefits right before they go Tango Uniform? Waste of time and money and it makes a tax headache for the rest of us normal folks just trying to live a humble life for Jesus.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-05-2008, 11:16 PM
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Oh, I really want to cry now that some fat batstard on a forum called me retarded. I do not have any food allergies at all, and as I have mentioned to you before, do not have glasses. Furthermore I would call being fat a disability, as it limits your ability as a human, so in conclusion you are more of a retard, and should be cast from God's earth! You are not worthy
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Food allergies?! Who said a word about food allergies?!
My dear little girl, as anyone who is NOT a retarded can plainly see, I'm certainly not fat. I have a square, manly jaw and a full face, rather than being some gaunt little queer waif like the Irish drunk you see in the mirror.
Your childlike attempts to upset me by saying I'm obese are quite amusing, but hardly making much of a point. You'll have to do better than that.
Now, please try to stay on topic, rather than making every thread about YOU, YOU, YOU!
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06-05-2008, 11:20 PM
You do look fat to me, but I guess that is what constitutes thin in America.
I never said you were "obese", just "fat", like you are.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-05-2008, 11:24 PM
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Without Christ, there is no marriage. So no non-Christians should be permitted to wed.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-05-2008, 11:25 PM
Well smartypants, we can't all look like a 40s Jew. Some of us have whats called MUSCLE TONE. Look it up. I realize that term is alien to a Eurotrash elitist such as yourself.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 12:16 AM
You know, God's not too keen on the impure marrying. If you're not on a par with Jesus' own purity, when He presents Himself at the wedding feast, you probably need to think twice about Holy Matrimony as an option suited to you. A roll in the hay; a quickie behind the stadium; a one-time experiment with raw meat, Jeff Koons and a videographer; a lustful heart for Jimmy Carter's Semitic dialogues... Well, they all preclude you from ever participating in the sacrament of marriage, in God®’s eyes. Sorry.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 12:21 AM
Should Anglicans be allowed to marry? Jesus and I say no. Also, Slick Willy and Hitlery were allowed to marry, and look what happened: he defiled he sanctity of marriage by spilling his seed all over some Jewess. Is this an inevitable consequence every time two Democrats marry? Maybe, maybe not, but I for one am not willing to take the risk.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 12:23 AM
Aren't most Democrats gay?
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 12:26 AM
I've been saying for years from the pulpit that Jesus provided me with that only Certifiable True Christians should be allowed to marry. Nobody else has any business going through phony elaborate ceremonies pretending that God sanctions their unsaved coupling.
That would shut those radical queers up right quick.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 12:30 AM
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Aren't most Democrats gay?
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I'm not sure. Kucinich is a notorious queer, which would explain why he needs such an attractive wife as cover. On the other hand, I certainly wouldn't trust Baraq Osambo with a white woman any more than I'd trust him in the White House. Also, I've heard first-hand from an ex-Democrat that John Edwards actually doesn't have anything down there at all. He soldered it all off to appease the feminazis and make him seem like a more credible rival to Hillary, and now he's as smooth as a Ken doll. Jesus weeps at this abuse of the body that Our Father made in His image.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 01:04 AM
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We all know that Queer Weddings are against God, and so are Retard Weddings. God hates fags enough as it is, but to let them Marry is blasphemy! And as for retards, God doesn't even want these abominations anywhere NEAR a Church, let alone INSIDE ONE!
But what other kinds of Weddings shouldn't be allowed?
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Thank you for this excellent thread, Brother Percy. I have given it 5 gold stars and an invisible happy face! Anyway, I was googling for a midget and a tall person, because I think it just isn't right in the LORD's eyes (or theirs) but when I googled for ODD COUPLE, I found this cute little picture that I just had to share, so bear with me...
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 01:17 AM
A more serious reply. Of course, Hellywood is full of examples!
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 01:43 AM
I saw a perfectly good white girl holding hands and courting with a black fellow at WalMart not too long ago. Made me so damned mad I went right up and told her Jesus was going to toss her race traitoring behind into the lake of fire if she didn't get right and start dating a normal person. I used my handkerchief to explain how the blacks and the whites are divided on purpose by God and how crossing over Gods will is the same thing as spitting tobacco juice in Jesus Christs eye while He was being crucified by the Jews through the Romans. I showed her that while mans law says we are all equals, Gods law is right there on the other side of the cloth and we need to balance out the two with the Lords will always coming first. Sometimes you can't see Gods way through the cloth. Thats where she was at.
That girl looked like she had seen a ghost and her guy made some sort of gesture like he was wanting to fight. Imagine what kind of animal it takes to fight someone for spreading the Good News of Christ! He was cursing and jumping up and down like a menacing monkey so I had him arrested for threatening me. Hopefully a weekend in jail with his own kind will teach him a lesson.
I think I got through to that young lady. She was so moved by my compassion to see her soul Saved™ that she literally broke down in tears and ran out of the store weeping like a baby. I imagine she went straight home to dig up her dusty Bible and read it. Praise Jesus.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 02:36 AM
Back when we followed God's Law instead of Christ-denying sick-ular law, mixed marriages could get the death penalty for you and even collective punishment for people around you, with Divine approval:
Numbers 25:6-13: And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who [were] weeping [before] the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw [it], he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand; And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel. And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned my wrath away from the children of Israel, while he was zealous for my sake among them, that I consumed not the children of Israel in my jealousy. Wherefore say, Behold, I give unto him my covenant of peace And he shall have it, and his seed after him, [even] the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was zealous for his God, and made an atonement for the children of Israel.
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Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... -
06-06-2008, 11:56 AM
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I saw a perfectly good white girl holding hands and courting with a black fellow at WalMart not too long ago. Made me so damned mad I went right up and told her Jesus was going to toss her race traitoring behind into the lake of fire if she didn't get right and start dating a normal person. I used my handkerchief to explain how the blacks and the whites are divided on purpose by God and how crossing over Gods will is the same thing as spitting tobacco juice in Jesus Christs eye while He was being crucified by the Jews through the Romans. I showed her that while mans law says we are all equals, Gods law is right there on the other side of the cloth and we need to balance out the two with the Lords will always coming first. Sometimes you can't see Gods way through the cloth. Thats where she was at.
That girl looked like she had seen a ghost and her guy made some sort of gesture like he was wanting to fight. Imagine what kind of animal it takes to fight someone for spreading the Good News of Christ! He was cursing and jumping up and down like a menacing monkey so I had him arrested for threatening me. Hopefully a weekend in jail with his own kind will teach him a lesson.
I think I got through to that young lady. She was so moved by my compassion to see her soul Saved™ that she literally broke down in tears and ran out of the store weeping like a baby. I imagine she went straight home to dig up her dusty Bible and read it. Praise Jesus.
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I'd say it's more likely that she went to the nearest police station to file a restraining order against you.
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