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Default World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 01:34 PM

A real shame it won't be on June 6th

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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 03:29 PM

All right! We've been blessed by a higher power...

Not 'god' but either Cthulhu or Satan.. choose


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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 03:33 PM

We've had this discussion before;

What is Satan? Satan is a fallen angel.

What is an angel? An angel is an extension of God, like a limb on a human body.

The clue here is the word "Satan" is the Hebrew word for adversary so the "higher power" is still God.



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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 03:59 PM

This reminds me of Iron Maiden, the best hair metal band ever.


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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 04:32 PM

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This reminds me of Iron Maiden, the best hair metal band ever.
Your signature, to be grammatically correct, should be "Thou shalt think for thyself."

Please correct it as it is bringing down the tone of Landover Baptist Church and The Lord cannot abide retards.





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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 04:41 PM

Oh yes, sure sorry about that i'm a bit tired.


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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 05:03 PM

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We've had this discussion before;

What is Satan? Satan is a fallen angel.

What is an angel? An angel is an extension of God, like a limb on a human body.

The clue here is the word "Satan" is the Hebrew word for adversary so the "higher power" is still God.
I rather like having the power to get higher. In fact I think I shall do exactly that! Smokem if ya gottem!
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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 05:09 PM

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All right! We've been blessed by a higher power...

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Oh yes, sure sorry about that i'm a bit tired.
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If you are thinking for yourself wouldn't you go to the best source of information?



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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 05:42 PM

what? please don't say the Bible.


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what? please don't say the Bible.
No, God is the best source of information. After all God has perfect knowledge. Now as a thinking person don't you think the reasonable thing is to turn your thinking over to God since He knows better?



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No, God is the best source of information. After all God has perfect knowledge. Now as a thinking person don't you think the reasonable thing is to turn your thinking over to God since He knows better?
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Default Re: World population will be 6,666,666,666 on May 10th 2008 - 04-16-2008, 05:56 PM

Well friend i'm using that very free will God gave me 18 years ago to make my own mind up about who i praise and Worship. I choose to worship no God how ever many times i am tortured in the firey depths of Hell. I shalt be drugged by the God pill.


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Well friend i'm using that very free will God gave me 18 years ago to make my own mind up about who i praise and Worship. I choose to worship no God how ever many times i am tortured in the firey depths of Hell. I shalt be drugged by the God pill.
While friend I suspect you meant “I shall not be drugged” I know omission that was your inner hearts of hearts speaking. Admit it Sammael, you want to drink Christ’s Kool-Aid of love and join us good and TRUE Christians in the euphoria of His grace. Take Jesus' needle of Righteousness and pump His TRUTH into your veins for the perfect high that is eternal.



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