[SUV]

...a sneezer who doesn't get "God Blessed" by others in the area.

We True Christians can always tell

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

He does. He sent us George W. Bush, didn't He?

THAT IDIOT?
what the hell is wrong with you? if i didn't know any better, i'd say that YOU are the one that's posessed (but everyone knows that Satan won't posess people with less than 3 braincells

[SUV]

Ooooh, you are so IN FOR IT now, oooooooooh........

[IndifferentCanadian]

Other ways include:

Through radicals such as:

The Taliban
Al Quaeda
Neo-Nazis
Red Army Faction
Christian Extremists

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian

Other ways include:

Through radicals such as:

The Taliban
Al Quaeda
Neo-Nazis
Red Army Faction
Christian Extremists

Seems fair:

The Taliban moslems - Deny Christ as God and America haters
Al Quaeda moslems - Deny Christ as God and America haters
Neo-Nazis - Followers of a catlik
Red Army Faction - godless atheists and America haters
Christian Extremists - anyone who is not a True Christian yet shouts about it - especially Catlix.

You seem like a good Christian, tell me, what church do you attend?

[IndifferentCanadian]

First Kingsclear United Baptist Church. I enjoy it but I feel that there are some people who don't fully appreciate the love of God. It's sad to see this wonderful religion turned into nothing more than a mere fad when Judaism and Buddhism have all the moral benefits of a bowl of Special K, yet prove to attract great numbers of people.

What church do you attend?

[SUV]

My GOD, are there neegroes in......Canada?

[IndifferentCanadian]

You can insult my heritage but please don't take the Lord's name in vain. Yes there are negroes in Canada. We like maple syrup with our fried chicken...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian

First Kingsclear United Baptist Church. I enjoy it but I feel that there are some people who don't fully appreciate the love of God. It's sad to see this wonderful religion turned into nothing more than a mere fad when Judaism and Buddhism have all the moral benefits of a bowl of Special K, yet prove to attract great numbers of people.

What church do you attend?

To which I would add, the Fear of God, and the Wrath of God all used for His ineffable plan.

I'm not quite with you on the Baptist Church being a fad - unless you speak of lesser churches who preach a wishy-washy liberal faith, which has no foundation in God and the KJV1611. Also, and you may be shocked, there are those amongst the congregations of such churches who use them than no more than a social club for networking and who have little real time for The Lord. Sinners all -they will be there in the Pits of Hell.

when Judaism and Buddhism have all the moral benefits of a bowl of Special K

I like the cut of your jib sir. Indeed I do.

What church do you attend?

What a strange question - why, Landover Baptist Church of course.

First Kingsclear United Baptist Church, is that just off Woodstock Road, near Silverwood? The one with the white wood walls? Front entrance faces the road and the side entrance has a ramp? Looks a fine place - is it old?

Tell me, have you visited the introduction forum? It's the usual thing to do. (You usually get asked about your favorite Bible verse, a bit about yourself and such - just to mention it in advance.)

[IndifferentCanadian]

My church was built around the 50s.

I did some research and many sources claim that your church is real.

[IndifferentCanadian]

I'm not siding with the people who believe this. I just find it confusing why so many sources would write this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian

My church was built around the 50s.

I did some research and many sources claim that your church is real.

And I've seen "research" that claims God is real too.

We are here to Praise Jesus. We preach the Bible as it is, not as some liberal false Christians or feminazis would like it to be. For that reason we have been subjected to countless attacks, lies, rumors and gossip. Some of which have resulted in litigation that is currently in the court system.

Boy, the only "research" anyone needs is the KJV1611 Bible.

And please don't presume to derail these threads.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian

I'm not siding with the people who believe this. I just find it confusing why so many sources would write this.

I'm not surprised you've been misled - Landover is as strong and real as my faith. This is the old Wikipedia entry. done by the Church.

The current entry is the result of an atheist editor at Wikipedia disputing the facts that our Pastor placed there. The argument got heated but we were advised that basically, Wikipedia could put anything they wanted on the site.

[IndifferentCanadian]

You calling me 'boy'? I wasn't aware that part of being a religious nutball like yourself meant being racist as well. Excuse me but my ancestors fought long and hard for us to be recognized as people and I don't need some backwards freak calling me 'boy' to erase half the work they tried to accomplish. Why don't you go get an education instead of going to bible class everyday and blindly worshipping God without any knowledge other than reading the Bible. I'm not speaking out against all people here, just this one who decided to set my people back 150 years.

And to respond to Ezekiel Firebath, yes, I will head over to the introduction board and get myself acquainted. Thank you.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian

You calling me 'boy'? I wasn't aware that part of being a religious nutball like yourself meant being racist as well.

Now don't be getting all worked up and sensitive friend. It's not like he asked you to dance and play some harmonica for us.

[IndifferentCanadian]

Originally Posted by Deaner

Now don't be getting all worked up and sensitive friend. It's not like he asked you to dance and play some harmonica for us.

I'm sorry...my being African-American is a large portion of my identity and I get really upset when people attempt to disrupt that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian

I'm sorry...my being African-American is a large portion of my identity and I get really upset when people attempt to disrupt that.

Well boy, maybe you should work harder on accepting Jesus as your Savior, and ridding yourself of the sin of the nigra. There is nothing to be proud of to be a descendant of Ham.

Brother Remy is one Landover's greatest success stories. You, too could become an ex-negro boy. If you can learn to behave yourself and know your place that is. Take a look at THIS thread.

[IndifferentCanadian]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well boy, maybe you should work harder on accepting Jesus as your Savior, and ridding yourself of the sin of the nigra. There is nothing to be proud of to be a descendant of Ham.

Brother Remy is one Landover's greatest success stories. You, too could become an ex-negro boy. If you can learn to behave yourself and know your place that is. Take a look at THIS thread.

Seriously?

I'm sorry, but I just got a call from 1850. I think it's for you.

As a true lover of Jesus, I know he could not find it in his heart to forgive a sinner such as yourself. The colour of my skin has no effect on my love for God, but the blasphemy that spews from your mouth certainly shows your true nature as an uneducated swine.

The Bible says "That whosoever believeth in Him, should not perish but have everlasting life - John 3:16". Not only do I believe in God, but I truly love Him as he loves me regardless of my race.

I'm sorry to be the one to point this out to you but our beloved Jesus did not have the pure white skin that you so worship.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian

I'm sorry to be the one to point this out to you but our beloved Jesus did not have the pure white skin that you so worship.

Yeah right. So you one of those guys that says Jesus was black? Have you ever seen a picture of Jesus with a bone through his nose?

[IndifferentCanadian]

Apologize for calling Pastor Zeke an "uneducated swine"? And yet he doesn't have to apologize for insulting an entire race of people and calling me disrespectful names. Please inform me where in the Bible it says that Heaven is for whites only.