[eliot mayfield]

Blue Oyster Cult, worse than Catholics!

I was cleaning out my closet last night when I uncovered a box of cassette tapes. They were rather old and I looked at them closely and discvoered I still had some tapes from Blue Oyster Cult. The way to put this in perspective is to say England had black sabbath (I swear the keys got hot to touch when I typed that!) and the USA had Blue Oyster Cult.

I decided it was time to face the Devil himself and put one on. Just what filth and depravity had we been force fed by FM radio in the 1970’s to the 1980’s?

First I looked at the titles and I shuddered. Like a ship in a gale landing on a coral reef, I shuddered. I had listened to such trash and enjoyed it! A Cult of Oysters trying to také over the world. I mean when you look at it it’s pretty silly. A bunch of blue oysters are God! “I joined the oyster boys in the Blue oyster cult”. Right! Worship a shelled animal that’s too stupid to learn to swim? I think not!

But so bad was FM radio in control of the nation at this time that a song snuck into air play by a cult of clam lappers could become a number one hit!
“Don’t fear the reaper”
Hell no! Don’t fear the reaper. You might as well fear sandy claws or the fester runny scabbit! Boo! Freddy Kroger will miss my delivery! I’m shakin. But I ain’t bakin! I got Jesus!

I don’t fear the reaper, because I fear the Lord. I fear the Lord might see me listening to some pornorock and send me to Hell. I listened to tape after tape. Tales of gang fights, drug dealing, magic swords, Lips in the hills, (what the heck???) child pornography in the song unknown tongues, suicide, demons from hell fed on radiation, Dominance and submission, and the worst astrology! Songs about doing it with my big black dog! If that is not an invitaion to a coven meeting, I don’t know what is!

FM radio was Satan’s “lipstick thing” getting big and squirting sin on 100,000’s of thousands of reefer crazed youths at concerts. Yes, it was a sad time. Thank God Reagan came along with Bush and Quayle, then bided time until george W was ready.

FM radio is dead. Satan no longer rules the radio and the airwaves are free for good political commentery from the likes of Wash O’Hanley and Rush limaugh.

I know many of you here where subjected to those years. Freebird was not about the first dove Noah released! I remember hearing this : “Would you like to see the pope on the end of a rope, do you think that’s cool?” I thought I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it and I bet the boys at St. Wencheslas would sleep a bit better!

Guess what, it wasn’t chrisitan music, no it wa a group called
Black Sabbath. Evil? The name says it all! A bunch of wiccidains! And now I hear in America they’re teaching parenting classes on MTV!

I have started but there is so much more to cover! Please ID the worst FM radio propoganda to suck kids to Satan!

[Wide-Open]

Amen Brother!

Blue Oyster Cult... that brings back memories of Unsaved Days...
I always thought the name referred to a gangbanged cooter.

Ah, the sinful and depraved seventies.

Towards the end, there was the obvious Satanic song by Van Halen (a Eurotrash name) called "Running With The Devil". By that time Satan didn't even hide himself anymore, he was as subtle as the 19 KHz FM pilot tone.

[Haile_Selassie]

Blue Oyster Cult rule

[Brother Guy Bayard]

I found a real blue oyster once. whay is this signioficant?
anyway - they sing a song called Godzilla. I think that speaks volumes.

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Haile_Selassie

Blue Oyster Cult rule

Might rule in Hell. Maybe they'll play while a demon gnaws off your leg.

[madguitarist]

The very name of the band implies cultism, and the mediocre racket that they pass off as music, is better fit to be passed off as a steaming pile in the middle of a pasture.

[Justina Thyme]

Originally Posted by Haile_Selassie

Blue Oyster Cult rule

They do not rule, DEMON! They grovel to satan in HELL!

[eliot mayfield]

lyric sample from the pervie album
cultasaurus erectus.

Satanic child porn!

Unknown Tongue
( - A. Bouchard - D. Roter - )

There was no light, shining through the window
As Margaret lie in bed
She was wearing her cotton pajamas
A crucifix above her head

She awoke from a dream
Her eyes were open
Her lips were moving in the dark

Speak to me in many voices
Make them all sound like one
Let me see your sacred mysteries
Reveal to me the Unknown Tongue

She put her hands upon her breasts
And they were small and hard and young
And everywhere she touched, she felt the fire
Waiting for the answer that must surely come

Is this the way to love?
Or is this just the way to die?

Speak to me in many voices
Make them all sound like one
Let me see your sacred mysteries
Reveal to me the Unknown Tongue

And then she took her father's razor
And watched it cut into her palm
She put her hand up to her mouth
To taste the blood so holy and warm

She got up in the morning
Put on her dress, and patent leather shoes
Ate her cereal, and kissed her mother
And caught the bus, and went to school..

Speak to me in many voices
Make them all sound like one
Let me see your sacred mysteries
Reveal to me the Unknown Tongue

Reveal to me, reveal to me
Reveal to me, reveal to me
Reveal to me! Reveal to me!!
Ah..hahahahahahahahahaha....

[WickedWitch]

Originally Posted by Haile_Selassie

Blue Oyster Cult rule

Hear, hear! "Come on, baby, don't fear the Reaper"

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Those sinners need more COWBELL!

PART 1

PART 2

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Those sinners need more COWBELL!

PART 1

PART 2

Of course, everyone knows the Cowbell is the instrument Satan uses to call his demons to gang rape new souls in Hell. It goes without saying BOC favors the cowbell in their drug crazed depravity.