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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 05:28 PM

I'm having a difficult time taking this site seriously.

I believe that gays should have the same rights as people who are straight. You can't choose who you love; to think that people are shunned by society because of this is ridiculous.

Also, about the name-calling thing.. you can all say what you want about homosexuals, even if it's offensive, but when someone disagrees with you, "hurrr, you're not allowed to insult us, but we'll insult you, equality sucks!!!111!!"

That's what you people sound like.

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How sad can you get..

Some of the smilies available here.. well, some are horrible, in my opinion.

You people aren't perfect, just like everyone else. Deal with it.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 08:14 PM

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See, your problem is that you can't "spot" them. It's not like all gay/straight/bisexual/whatever people act the same.

And am I right in assuming that you think that everything French is gay? If so, why are there straight French people? Or are they not really French.

Were they born somewhere else and just happened to move to France at a young age just for the purpose of reproduction?

Absolutely wrong. I have met many, many gay homosexuals in my travels, and I can tell you without a doubt that when I can tell instantly when someone is a gay homo when they follow me into the men's room on the interstate.

The touching is only the first clue! I thank The Lord daily for delivering me from those Evil impulses.


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Absolutely wrong. I have met many, many gay homosexuals in my travels, and I can tell you without a doubt that when I can tell instantly when someone is a gay homo when they follow me into the men's room on the interstate.

The touching is only the first clue! I thank The Lord daily for delivering me from those Evil impulses.
What utter crap! If that is even true (which I highly doubt), then you shouldn't let the actions of one person reflect the actions of everyone.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 08:36 PM

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I'm having a difficult time taking this site seriously.
Jesus is not a joke and neither are we. Salvation is serious business.

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I believe that gays should have the same rights as people who are straight.
What you believe is irrelevant. What matters is what God has to say.

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13 - KJV

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You can't choose who you love; to think that people are shunned by society because of this is ridiculous.
Choosing gayness is not love, it is lust. How many fag "couples" exist in their seventies and eighties, changing their "partner's" colostomy bag? No, it is a desire for sordid sodomy knowing full well that they are deplorable abomonations. Shunning is appropriate as long as they spit in the eyes of Jesus Christ.

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Also, about the name-calling thing.. you can all say what you want about homosexuals, even if it's offensive, but when someone disagrees with you, "hurrr, you're not allowed to insult us, but we'll insult you, equality sucks!!!111!!"
This is not a debate forum.

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It's essential to identify the sissyfag for health reasons. What if a queer sneezes on me while I am inhaling? We don't deserve to get the AIDS because of their sin.

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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 08:43 PM

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It's essential to identify the sissyfag for health reasons. What if a queer sneezes on me while I am inhaling? We don't deserve to get the AIDS because of their sin.
Then you will get snot on you, same as if anyone sneezes on you.

Not all gay people have AIDS, you know. Straight people can get AIDS too.
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Straight people can get AIDS too.
Only those who had gay thoughts.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 08:48 PM

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Only those who had gay thoughts.
Don't be ridiculous! Where's your proof? Oh wait, you have none, because it's bullshit.
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Don't be ridiculous! Where's your proof? Oh wait, you have none, because it's bullshit.

What part of "thou shalt not lie mankind as with womankind" don't you get?
AIDS is Gods punishment for all the Fags living on this Earth.
FAGS doom our nations and we can say "Thank God for the Aids, it cures the homosexuals!"
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I'm having a difficult time taking this site seriously.

I believe that gays should have the same rights as people who are straight. You can't choose who you love; to think that people are shunned by society because of this is ridiculous.

Also, about the name-calling thing.. you can all say what you want about homosexuals, even if it's offensive, but when someone disagrees with you, "hurrr, you're not allowed to insult us, but we'll insult you, equality sucks!!!111!!"

That's what you people sound like.

Also, "How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide?"
How sad can you get..

Some of the smilies available here.. well, some are horrible, in my opinion.

You people aren't perfect, just like everyone else. Deal with it.
Same rights? Hogwash.

A homer chooses to be a homer just like a murder chooses to be a murder. In Gods Book, they all have the same rights. and that would be None.

No one I know is a Homer. No one in my area is one either. God will not allow it.

A homer could get lost in the woods up my way. Something could happen.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 09:09 PM

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What part of "thou shalt not lie mankind as with womankind" don't you get?
AIDS is Gods punishment for all the Fags living on this Earth.
FAGS doom our nations and we can say "Thank God for the Aids, it cures the homosexuals!"
The only way to get AIDS is from unprotected sex, sharing needles etc.
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Exclamation Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 09:11 PM

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The only way to get AIDS is from unprotected sex, sharing needles etc.
I have not gotten the AIDS and I have never had protected sex, so that is a bald faced lie.

I have gotten children.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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The only way to get AIDS is from unprotected sex, sharing needles etc.
This is what the gay agenda would have you believe. I'm not willing to take a chance of being within a hundred yards of a queer.


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The only way to get AIDS is from unprotected sex, sharing needles etc.
Well i can tell you that protected sex is mass murder. So if you do that your already doomed. So if you are Gay, and i think you are because of your knowlegde, you cannot run away from Hell, because you cannot run away from the living God.
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I have not gotten the AIDS and I have never had protected sex, so that is a bald faced lie.

I have gotten children.
Well duh, if the person you are having sex with doesn't have AIDS then obviously you won't get it either.
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Angry Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 09:20 PM

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Well duh, if the person you are having sex with doesn't have AIDS then obviously you won't get it either.
Of course. The only people with the AIDS are Homers. They spray thier AIDS everywhere and then you have to wash everything they touch with bleach so you do not get it. I have the right to not have to wash everything a Homer touches. These people need to be shipped off back to france.


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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 09:21 PM

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Well i can tell you that protected sex is mass murder. So if you do that your already doomed. So if you are Gay, and i think you are because of your knowlegde, you cannot run away from Hell, because you cannot run away from the living God.

I'm not gay, and I am also a girl.
And how can you say that protected sex is mass murder, you are not killing anything. Also by that logic, only if you were to have sex so much that every single sperm in your body resulted in a baby would you not be murdering.

And that is obviously impossible.
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Of course. The only people with the AIDS are Homers. They spray thier AIDS everywhere and then you have to wash everything they touch with bleach so you do not get it. I have the right to not have to wash everything a Homer touches. These people need to be shipped off back to france.
Once again, straight men and women can also have AIDS.
And also once again, you cannot get AIDS from touching someone with AIDS or from anything that they have touched.

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I'm not gay, and I am also a girl.
And how can you say that protected sex is mass murder, you are not killing anything. Also by that logic, only if you were to have sex so much that every single sperm in your body resulted in a baby would you not be murdering.

And that is obviously impossible.

Young lady, we don't discuss that kind of smut here. This is not a pornographic forum.


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Young lady, we don't discuss that kind of smut here. This is not a pornographic forum.
I apologise, but as we are talking about a sexually transmitted infection, it is relevant.
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Angry Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-14-2010, 09:47 PM

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Once again, straight men and women can also have AIDS.
Not possible. AIDS comes from Homers. Straight,normal people are not Homers, Ergo, they cannot get the AIDS. Those that got the AIDS and claim they are straight are liars and the AIDS is on of the ways God is punishing them.



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And also once again, you cannot get AIDS from touching someone with AIDS or from anything that they have touched.

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My brother in-law got it that way. He was a youth Pastor and his Church had a Homer who wanted to attend. My brother in-law got it from shaking the Homers hand.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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