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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2021, 01:27 PM
Can the Church of England accommodate deathbed conversions? Although technically an Anglican, didn't he start out as Greek Orthodox? Perhaps by fusing the two he'd hoped to found a sort of "English Orthodox" denomination which on the whole seems marginally preferable to Londonian Catholicism (if such a thing can even be imagined) but they have been rehearsing their liturgy for some time. And let's face it, any of these would be preferable to Pope Frank.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-20-2021, 09:27 PM
Walter Mondale served with False Christian, Jimmy Carter, as his Vice President, chose a dago woman as his own vice presidential candidate when he ran for executive office (did he even want to win?) and was a staunch Democrat his entire life.
Well, Jesus gave him 93 years to repent of all that, but there is nothing in the news to suggest that he did so. Thus, it is "Choo, choo to you, Mr. Mondale!"
Enjoy your blistered skin and daily anal rapes, Fritz!
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-20-2021, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Walter Mondale served with False Christian, Jimmy Carter, as his Vice President, chose a dago woman as his own vice presidential candidate when he ran for executive office (did he even want to win?) and was a staunch Democrat his entire life.
Well, Jesus gave him 93 years to repent of all that, but there is nothing in the news to suggest that he did so. Thus, it is "Choo, choo to you, Mr. Mondale!"
Enjoy your blistered skin and daily anal rapes, Fritz!
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One of his obsessions was separating church and state. Ridiculous. We need more church in government, not less. Especially the faith of Landover Baptist. Our Church will run all government some day and the U.S. will sin less.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-20-2021, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
One of his obsessions was separating church and state. Ridiculous. We need more church in government, not less. Especially the faith of Landover Baptist. Our Church will run all government some day and the U.S. will sin less.
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Amen to that Brother Mayor! Our hold over laws on the local, state and federal level will make it more difficult to sin and/or punish it severely so that people won't wish to take the risk. Of course, we can't force people to stop sinning altogether because people have to give their hearts to Christ for that. But if people won't accept Jesus and the real threat of hell, then we have to make a little hell here on Earth for them. Even if that isn't enough to get them Saved©, we have the satisfaction of knowing that we tried and that The Lord doesn't have to look down upon more sins being committed in open defiance of Him.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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nobody Expects the spanish inquisition -
05-11-2021, 06:28 AM
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Re: nobody Expects the spanish inquisition -
05-11-2021, 08:09 AM
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Amogus!
Amogus, Amogus, Bo-bo-gus,
Bo-na-na fanna fo-fo-gus,
Fee fi fo-go-gus,
Amogus!
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Re: Tawny Kitaen -
05-12-2021, 12:50 PM
OK, that's enough of the poetry love-in. What is preferable? Secular values determined by biology? Or knowledge of the only true God.
John 17:2-3 [Jesus speaking] As thou [God] hast given him [Jesus] power over all flesh, that he [Jesus] should give eternal life to as many as thou [God] hast given him. And this is life eternal, that they might know thee [God] the only true God, and Jesus Christ [Jesus] whom thou [God] hast sent.
Disobedience? Or obedience. Salesmen aren't noted for precision in their use of language. Tawny on the other hand seems rather too clear in what she intends to happen next. The Bible also offers clarity, particularly concerning our lives in the World To Come and the utter degradation of everyone rejection God's Perfect Love.
So enough with the love-ins and the questions all secularists encounter when trying to make decisions without God. Tawny Kitaen encouraged disobedience and has now discovered what happens next.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2021, 01:11 AM
Are we going to overlook the fact Norman Lloyd died a few days ago?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2021, 01:23 AM
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Are we going to overlook the fact Norman Lloyd died a few days ago?
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Yep. This is a thread for spreading the news about the death and damnation of famous people and celebrities. This thread would extend to thousands and thousands of pages if we talked about every random soul cast into Hell.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2021, 01:26 AM
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Are we going to overlook the fact Norman Lloyd died a few days ago?
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Why don't you help by listing some of the ways that Mr. Lloyd, though seemingly lauded throughout the acting community for his warmth and generosity, was actually an willing agent of Satan? Use plenty of Scripture.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2021, 04:20 AM
Sounds Welsh.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2021, 05:04 AM
He was also really old. God let him live that long. So why was he taken out?
Psalms 71:9 - Cast me not off in the time of old age; forsake me not when my strength faileth.
And yet he was cast off, not long ago. I knew this would happen!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2021, 02:56 PM
I'm a bit late, but here's the announcement: Jap Manga Artist Kentaro Miura died yesterday. He was known for a comic book series called Berserk. No, i'm not bothering doing some research about it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2021, 04:21 PM
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No, i'm not bothering doing some research about it.
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Good idea.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2021, 04:58 PM
He won a cultural prize. God does not support multiculturalism when different belief systems are treated as equivalent.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-25-2021, 12:59 PM
Max Mosley..
Liked his S&M. Now he gets it for eternity courtesy of Satan. No stopping after a couple of hours when the money runs out. When he screams the "safe" word...I just don't think Satan will be listening.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-25-2021, 01:16 PM
The late, damned Mr Mosley was such a handsome man in his youth, though.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-25-2021, 10:23 PM
He sure looks a bit like Walt Disney, don't he?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-30-2021, 01:56 PM
Have you ever heard of motorcycles, dear True Christians™? Yes, those degenerate "cars" with only two wheels. Believe it or not, there are even races with those satanic monsters. Luckily no Americans race, only inferior people like the Irish, Germans or Italians. No True Christian™ would ever race there.
Now, God punished another one of their drives with a painful death. He had the funny name "Jason Dupasquier".
I would say, now in hell he will wish he had competed in NASCAR or at least Formula One, then this hadn't happened. I am terrified that the US government has still not banned motorcycles.
Oh, and Mr. Dupasquier perfectly looks the way Satan worshippers look like. May his fans learn from his mistakes and repent.
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Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-30-2021, 02:48 PM
Glad you have removed the picture. I need to accept that I myself have not fully repented, otherwise I would have not posted this wickedness. If I do this again, it means I will go down the same path as Mr. Dupasquier and all motorcycle riders.
I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me. Psalm 101:3
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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