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Jesus Re: Dumb things wives/women say! - 06-02-2020, 02:59 PM

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I’m just a Christian but man , you guys are insane ,I have been here for 2 minutes and you guys are sexist , homophobic and racist. If god actually exists than I’m pretty sure he would want hate to curtain people just because they are who they are
Dear Mr. Bimbo: Your rant has been noted, particularly since you have failed to honor the request of as it pertains to newcomers. To spell that out for you, we prefer our new friends to post a proper introductory message over at our friendly Introduction Forum. The link to that forum is here:

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Whilst there, kindly pay very close attention to our simple requirements, as posted at the top of that page. I am pleased to provide them here for you, for your benefit and for added emphasis:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Perhaps you could also explain your statement, "I'm just a Christian". Certainly, if you have been reading the blessed , then you should see that we, the beloved, servants of the , follow teachings and commandments very carefully. We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses and leave others behind.

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Default Re: Dumb things wives/women say! - 06-02-2020, 03:51 PM

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I’m just a Christian but man , you guys are insane ,I have been here for 2 minutes and you guys are sexist , homophobic and racist.
Of course, dear! Just as the Bible tells us to be!

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My dear, didn't you just introduce yourself as a "Christian"? As a Christian, there are no "if's" in regards to God's existence! And yes, He does tell us to hate people for what they are. God Himself hates plenty of people, as you would know if you truly were a Christian:

Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

Deuteronomy 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

Psalm 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

Psalm 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

Psalm 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

Psalm 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Proverbs 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

Lamentations 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Amos 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Zechariah 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Revelation 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.
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Default Re: Dumb things wives/women say! - 06-02-2020, 08:57 PM

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I’m just a Christian but man , you guys are insane ,I have been here for 2 minutes and you guys are sexist , homophobic and racist. If god actually exists than I’m pretty sure he would want hate to curtain people just because they are who they are

It took me 30 seconds to read your post and decide you are not a True Christian ™.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Dumb things wives/women say! - 06-02-2020, 10:26 PM

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I’m just a Christian but man , you guys are insane ,I have been here for 2 minutes and you guys are sexist , homophobic and racist. If god actually exists than I’m pretty sure he would want hate to curtain people just because they are who they are
Why would God hate curtains?


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Default Re: Dumb things wives/women say! - 06-02-2020, 10:35 PM

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Why would God hate curtains?
Oh, dearie me, dear Sister Dana; you know, I had much the same thought as you when I read Miss Bimbo's comment earlier. I must say, I could see a point being made if it were about Venetian blinds because, well, Venetian reminds me of Venice, which reminds me of Rome, which reminds me of the Roman Cathyolick "church", which reminds me of how we all know that the hates statue worshippers.

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

But, apart from that, I more-or-less assumed Miss Bimbo had been watching reruns of old TV shows about people being curtained.


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Oh, dearie me, dear Sister Dana; you know, I had much the same thought as you when I read Miss Bimbo's comment earlier. I must say, I could see a point being made if it were about Venetian blinds because, well, Venetian reminds me of Venice, which reminds me of Rome, which reminds me of the Roman Cathyolick "church", which reminds me of how we all know that the hates statue worshippers.

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

But, apart from that, I more-or-less assumed Miss Bimbo had been watching reruns of old TV shows about people being curtained.
Oh thank you, Sister White! I hadn't thought about that at all! You truly are an inspiration to us younger women and I have learned so much from you!



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4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.


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Default Re: Dumb things wives/women say! - 06-03-2020, 10:59 AM

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I’m just a Christian …
"Just" a Christian seems a funny way to understand what God has taught us in The Bible. No-one who's read God's Word ever questions its consistency: the matter is quite settled. I'm always happy to quote Scripture and in this case I'm dividing the text into two sections. The first section is a simple statement of fact, explaining what God is going to do. The second section is poetic; for example in verse 12d "[Who hath] weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?" is a poetic form where an idea is expressed in two similar ways for emphasis. Isaiah could have written ..weighed the mountains & hills in scales & balances, but that is not very poetic. For these rhetorical questions a poetic form was preferred.

ISAIAH 40
10a Behold, the Lord GOD will come with strong hand …
11a He shall feed his flock like a shepherd
11b He shall gather the lambs with his arm
11c And carry them in his bosom
11d And shall gently lead those that are with young.

12a Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand
12b .and meted out heaven with the span
12c ..and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure
12d ...and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?

13 Who hath directed the Spirit of the LORD, or being his counsellor hath taught him?

14a With whom took he counsel
14b .and who instructed him
14c ..and taught him in the path of judgment
14d ...and taught him knowledge
14e ....and shewed to him the way of understanding?

What has this to do with "just" a Christian? The blue section is a series of rhetorical questions contrasting the Creator's mind with that of any other person. By subdividing the verses you can see two clusters of inquiry, one geophysical, the other educational. In creating the universe, God obviously knew what ingredients He used and in what quantities. That's an impossible calculation for someone who's just human, for a start we can't even see everything! Again, say we could calculate the volume of the oceans, how would we ever know how much water there was in the heavens? It is a task beyond the limits of any human mind.

When this was written, assurances were given – listed in the first part of the text. They were future events. Not everyone at the time accepted that: fools said there was no God to promise anything; Zoroastrian philosophy considered itself deeper rooted; Phœnecians were gallivanting all over the place and as for the Etruscans whatever abomination they followed clearly displeased God because they don't exist any more. God's promise did come to pass however and regardless of those rejecting Him, for Christians the promise of a shepherd was fulfilled in Christ. To say that someone is "just" a Christian when the level of His understanding, power, judgement and knowledge have been set out so plainly (the blue section is one such passage) is to say that Jesus is "just" a Christ. That is not what we read in The Bible.

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12-15 Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God. Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual. But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

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If this woman were still alive, she should be burned at the stake.



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Default Re: Dumb things wives/women say! - 06-04-2020, 03:10 PM

If this woman were still alive, she should be burned at the stake.





Afterwards, the ashes would have to be handled very, very carefully.



Oh, I am so feather brained! I double posted. Well, the better to warn us all, right?


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