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Default Re: just me - 11-22-2019, 06:26 AM

Mr. Larry

I mean this in the kindest respect, but would you be so kind not to interfere with my efforts for the betterment of young girls, much as I would extend the same to you in your affairs helping young men. Thank you.


I'm sorry it has to be this way Maxine, but I cannot help you dear with this hostility - I will pray for you.


- Emily B.


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Default Re: just me - 11-22-2019, 03:26 PM

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Mr. Larry

I mean this in the kindest respect, but would you be so kind not to interfere with my efforts for the betterment of young girls, much as I would extend the same to you in your affairs helping young men. Thank you.

I'm sorry it has to be this way Maxine, but I cannot help you dear with this hostility - I will pray for you.

- Emily B.
Dear Miss Brent: I do realize that this is none of my business, but as a senior, lady, might I remind you of these powerful, instructive words from within the blessed pages of the :

I Timothy 2:12 " But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

I might also remind you that our much-beloved Brother Larry has been a for many years, and he follows the teaching and leading of the , faithfully and without fault. If Brother Larry says that the has given him a message to deliver unto you, then, surely you can see that your complaint is with the for giving the message, and not with dear Brother Larry for delivering it.

I Timothy 6:11 "But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness."

I do so hope that will reconsider your harsh words to Brother Larry, before the sends Holy Wrath to you.

Romans 2:5 " But after thy hardness and impenitent heart treasurest up unto thyself wrath against the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of God".

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I must also add, that you should consider yourself grateful if you have avoided receiving an Infraction Notice for the above-noted offense.




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Default Re: just me - 11-22-2019, 06:01 PM

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The Lord told me to tell you to stop trying to lead Sister Max into temptation. This young 17, 18, or 19 year old child of God has enough on her old maid’s mind without your demonic influence confusing her. She lives a life of servitude to her dear father and the jewels in her crown come the Glory will dazzle the eye.

Hallelujah!
Are you suggesting she is imitating Lott’s daughter?
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Default Re: just me - 11-28-2019, 02:36 AM

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my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day
Start by following the rules and tell us about yourself, how you found Jesus, what Church you go to.


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Default Re: just me - 11-28-2019, 02:44 AM

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While I wait patiently for this poster to give a proper introduction that honors the forum instructions, how about somebody ordering a batch of crab dragoons. Or is that contrary to Leviticus?
Me as well, I ran out of gum waiting.


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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Default Re: just me - 11-28-2019, 04:57 AM

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Me as well, I ran out of gum waiting.


Good riddance. Gum chewing is repulsive, revolting and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long, like a cow does. You best use your mouth for pleasing Jesus, young man.


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Default Re: just me - 11-29-2019, 08:19 AM

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Good riddance. Gum chewing is repulsive, revolting and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long, like a cow does. You best use your mouth for pleasing Jesus, young man.
With all due respect chewing gum helped me quit smoking cigarettes.


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-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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