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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 07:50 PM

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I don't know why im still arguing with you, you can't be reasoned with. You only know how to fear and hate. Real love, reason and the sorts are not comprehensible for you. Maybe Comrade Stalin had the right idea about your kind.
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Jesus Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 07:51 PM

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Im the one fantasizing about homosexual hungarian boys putting certain things in orifices. One of your honorless rat nutjob keeps editing my replies, very mature christian of them. I don't know why im still arguing with you, you can't be reasoned with. You only know how to fear and hate. Real love, reason and the sorts are not comprehensible for you. Maybe Comrade Stalin had the right idea about your kind.
Friend, we never argue. We have the irrefutable Word of God© to footnote us through life.
You seem to express a lot of anger, hate and no understanding of The Truth™.
You really need to kneel before Him and open yourself up to take in his turgid love. He wants to give it to you, let Him come onto you.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Messican Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 07:54 PM

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I am a repressed homosexual.
One of the few things you have said that might be true.

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Im the one fantasizing about homosexual hungarian boys putting certain things in orifices. One of your honorless rat nutjob keeps editing my replies, very mature christian of them. I don't know why im still arguing with you, you can't be reasoned with. You only know how to fear and hate. Real love, reason and the sorts are not comprehensible for you. Maybe Comrade Stalin had the right idea about your kind.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
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If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 08:06 PM

Okay i get it already, you [*** FOUL-MOUTHED, DISGUSTING GUTTER TALK REMOVED BY DEDICATED MODERATOR ***] Im sure the bible™ also talks about all hungarians being gay, that red haired people are of satan, toothpase is heretical or whatever the piffle your psycho mind has made up, you know it better. I just hope that the feds are already on your asses, considering the hateful, extremist, terroristic content on this pile of garbage, it's very possible

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Trump Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 08:29 PM

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Okay i get it already, you [*** FOUL-MOUTHED, DISGUSTING GUTTER TALK REMOVED BY DEDICATED MODERATOR ***] Im sure the bible™ also talks about all hungarians being gay, that red haired people are of satan, toothpase is heretical or whatever the piffle your psycho mind has made up, you know it better. I just hope that the feds are already on your asses, considering the hateful, extremist, terroristic content on this pile of garbage, it's very possible
Wow, just Wow.




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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Okay i get it already... (drivel)... you know it better... (more drivel)
Indeed we do know it better, and I'm glad you get it. Now, what you need to do, is to sit down and start reading the Bible. So that you can learn, for yourself, that we're not making stuff up, but actually faithfully following what the Bible says.

Isn't that an aspect of the scientific method - repeatability or some other nonsense?

If that helps, we have a Bible in a year section here, where all Bible chapters are broken up in small parts, you can read just a chapter or more in a day, depending on your reading speed.
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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 08:44 PM

I'll never read that poorly written piece of circular reasoning, i can make up stuff aswell.
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I'll never read that poorly written piece of circular reasoning, i can make up stuff aswell.
I'll tell you a secret: if you ever engage in a debate with someone, and your purpose is to convince that person, rather than just have a shouting match, first you need to know what that person's position is. This is because you cannot convincingly argue against something you know nothing about.

So, if you want a meaningful debate with any of us on any subject, you need to read the Book for yourself.

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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 08:52 PM

Your boss has already said that this is no place for debate. It would be very hard to debate with "people" whose IQ is within the one digit range, anyways.
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It would be very hard to debate with "people" whose IQ is within the one digit range, anyways.
Really? Given that it's generally more difficult to debate people who are smarter than you, what IQ range does that put you in - fractions?


Also: please note that ad hominem attacks do not constitute meaningful debate.
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One of your honorless rat nutjob keeps editing my replies,
That's a serious accusation. There is risk associated with saying it here where we know all truths.

Proverbs 19:5 tells us a false witness shall not be unpunished. For the sake of your soul, be more careful from now on.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 09:12 PM

You cant have a normal debate with "people" who think the earth is flat, that you are condemming millions of souls to hellfire when you masturbate or that they are the god's chosen one and everything is centered around them. You just cant.



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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 09:18 PM

So you think these are unedited and I have free-willingly written these?:


"YOU are the sodomite! YOU are the one who is constantly obsessed with another man's sexual orientation, [*** LINK TO DISGUSTING PORN SITE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***] ect. What's next? So no, I'm the one whose life revolves around whining constantly. It's you and your god who would send me to hell for not accepting that God Almighty knows that I deserve to burn for all of eternity."


"I am a repressed homosexual."


Idiot.
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Sinner Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-15-2021, 10:05 PM

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So you think these are unedited and I have free-willingly written these?:

"I am a repressed homosexual."
Congratulations, dear Miss Theen. Confessing your icky sins is one of the most important things that you can do!

I John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

Proverbs 28:13 "He that covereth his sins shall not prosper: but whoso confesseth and forsaketh them shall have mercy."




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Bible Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 12:43 AM

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So you think these are unedited and I have free-willingly written these?:


"YOU are the sodomite! YOU are the one who is constantly obsessed with another man's sexual orientation, [*** LINK TO DISGUSTING PORN SITE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***] ect. What's next? So no, I'm the one whose life revolves around whining constantly. It's you and your god who would send me to hell for not accepting that God Almighty knows that I deserve to burn for all of eternity."


"I am a repressed homosexual."


Idiot.
I do think you wrote that all using your free will. You see, God gave us free will because He does not want false followers.


It is your choice to burn in Hell. You have been told of multiple choices you can make. No one is forcing you to chose poorly.


You also have the choice of being righteous or a sodomite. While I feel the image of you in my mind rectally violating another man vile, far be it from me to stop you. I just want to try and lend a helping hand. Is that so terribly wrong?




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The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. For the needy shall not always be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever.

Proverbs 5:3-5
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

Proverbs 15:24
The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath.

Proverbs 23:13-14
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Isaiah 33:14
The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?

Matthew 3:12
Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.

Matthew 5:29-30
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Matthew 13:38-42
The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Matthew 16:18
And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

Matthew 18:8-9
Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

Matthew 25:28-30
Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Mark 9:43-48
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Luke 3:17
Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable.

Luke 16:23-26
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

Luke 16:28
For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.

II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

II Peter 2:3-6
And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.
For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;
And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly;
And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;

Jude 1:6-8
And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Revelation 2:11
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.

Revelation 9:1-2
And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

Revelation 11:7
And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

Revelation 14:9-11
And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Revelation 19:20
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. .

Revelation 20:15
And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.



Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 02:14 AM

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You're the one who wants your theen lightened...


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Unhappy Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 02:34 AM

I am very disturbed about the development of this very-well researched and highly appreciated thread in Creation Science of the highest quality. The premise was simple: Even secular atheist disgusting researchers of human sexuality have determined that homosexual sodomite men have bigger penises than normal people. By combining this with another secular atheist observation that Hungarians have the biggest penises imaginable, it was plain and easy to determine that this is because of extremely high concentrations of homosexual gay sodomites in Hungary. When this was tested against Biblical Truths™, we could conclude that it was a tight fit to God's Word and thus also true™. Why the tantrums then among people who often claim to be unbiased and able to follow the evidence where it leads. Instead, they are accusing us of being narrow-minded. It's the same as with the round Earth heresy, the atheists cling to it even if all available high-quality Biblical evidence says otherwise. It is sad.

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Of course, we must rejoice in this persecution because it will ensure that our positions once in Heaven will indeed be most prestigious!

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Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 03:43 AM

Brother White, thank you for dragging this thread back on topic. In the spirit of research, I spent some hours on the Grindr and various gaysexual chat boards inquiring after the penis. The men were suprizingly willing to report their size, often supplying me with photographic evidence from multiple different perspectives.

In summary, I found in a sample of 562 gay men that the average homosexual claims to have an organ at least 9 inches long. This is vastly larger than the average, by more than 2 standard deviations, or 95% of the population. To make the numbers work this means all men with an organ of 9 inches (or larger) must be homosexual. This hard data supports the hypothesis.

I subsequently tried the same experimental approach on a popular heterosexual website but was unable to obtain a large sample size. Perhaps the ladies could assist with data collection, or have already received this information unsolicited. If so, what is the average organ length reported by heterosexual men?


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 04:25 AM

Why don't you all [drivel removed] just go and choke on some delicious juicy hungarian [drivel removed] then? Maybe you are all just jealous at the hungarians because of your god given 5cm (that's about 2 inches in retard units) little worm dangling between your legs. And your women are just frustrated that they cant get the chad [drivel removed] so thats why they are salty.
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