[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS has to be one of the most odious, hateful things I've ever heard anyone say. Even for the notorious sodomite Elton John, this is beyond human decency. Leave it to the Joo York City media to print such filth.

Elton John: 'Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man'

Elton John has never been a big fan of religion.

“Religion promotes hatred and spite against gays," the openly gay performer told the Observer's Music Monthly magazine in 2006. “From my point of view, I would ban religion completely."

So it comes as a surprise that in Parade magazine this week, John claims that one of the central figures of Christianity is in fact a homosexual.

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," he tells Parade. "On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him."

In the same breath, John renounces celebrity. The man who at the Grammys wore soot on his face and performed opposite the ultimate
exhibitionist, Lady Gaga, says he is done with fame.

"Fame attracts lunatics," he tells the magazine. "I never had a bodyguard, ever, until Gianni [Versace] died. I don't like celebrity anymore."

I have a little tip for "Miss" Elton; There aren't enough bodyguards on earth to protect you from Christ's Loving Wrath.

[CyberYahweh]

Such an illogical tulip-sniffer - I was outraged when I heard Eltwit John's apostasy for the first time; just as I am now.

Just because the media publicizes that He[Jesus] was very sensitive, had clean, well groomed and luscious hair, soft and sweet smelling skin, enjoyed fine wine with his only-male contingent of disciples; does not in any way suggest that he had chosen to be secretly homosexual.

This limp-wristed Christ that pseudochristians have built is fast becoming a travesty on the Truth. It enables monsters such as HELLton John to try and justify their adulterous, homer-e-rotic lifestyle. Regardless of Jesus' perfect form; his true nature is made clear to us as anything but a nansy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Does this man look gay?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Not surprising from a homosexual.

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all

Because he never "knew" a woman.

You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled

Sinful self-fornication, male or female, as the next partner awaits.

They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain

Hallucinogenic drugs, most common among gays and lesbians.

They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

Of course! Larry changed his name to "Mary" post-op. Disgusting.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in

Fitting for gays:

"How oft is the candle of the wicked put out! and how oft cometh their destruction upon them! God distributeth sorrows in his anger." Job 21:17 - KJV

"Behold, to morrow about this time I will cause it to rain a very grievous hail, such as hath not been in Egypt since the foundation thereof even until now." Exodus 9:18 - KJV

This perversion is a tribute to a filthy slut of the 1950's:

Goodbye Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

[CyberYahweh]

@Brother Harold Porter

Masterful quote-mining and compelling revelation thereof; Amen.

@Billy Bob Jenkins

Verily, verily our Lord's bench-press max cannot be measured by our minuscule standards. Just another example of the irreducible complexity and miracle that is Glory AND Creation.

Using the sodomite-destroying theologian philosophy that is Ontology (if we can imagine a perfect being, particularly one that is clearly described in THE HOLIEST of Books[also, the world's best seller, for all of human history] The Bible[1611 KJV], then that's evidence enough to assume HE exists. The puzzle completes itself!), one can reduce that if there's a being so PERFECT as the Lord our GOD, there can easily be a man(?) so imperfect and abominable as Elton John. Not only does Theology & Scripture tell him that he's wrong, it also irrefragably PROVES it. Hallelujah.

[Levi Jones]

I see that old homer is starting to feel the flames of hell licking at his bum.

He is definitely trying to justify his homer deathstyle while trying to kiss up to God. I seriously doubt that queer boy has ever bothered to open a Bible.

[Nobar King]

Elton John is the queer so I think he should just shut up.

[Sister Charli]

Why do we let people denigrate our God in such a manner?

If Elton John said that Allah was gay there would now be a fatwa on his head for such blasphemy.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Sister Charli

Why do we let people denigrate our God in such a manner?

If Elton John said that Allah was gay there would now be a fatwa on his head for such blasphemy.

Amen, sister. Can you imagine if that queer had said something about their profit (piss be upon him)?

It's such a shame that we Christians have to be such a persecuted minority, but our Lord did predict it.

[CyberYahweh]

Testify, Pastor Levi. There was a time; when Christians had the Freedoms that the grievous muslimes do, when dealing with such ilk.

Until the wretchedness that is Secular Society decided to stick their swarthy noses into an unbroken, perfectly functioning judicial code.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Disgusting beyond belief! Those Christ-hating sodomites have to mock everything holy by twisting Scripture, taking completely out of context the Bible references to the disciple whom Jesus loved and who leaned on His breast at supper in order to justify even more special privileges than they receive now.

[Trixxie]

I donknow he did tell cute young men to leave their families and come join him.

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Next time we'll have Ellen Degenerate saying Jesus was a bearded lezbo.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Trixxie

I donknow he did tell cute young men to leave their families and come join him.

Jesus kissed His disciples in a completely NOT gay way!!! Just like the naked man in Jericho that Jesus staid up all night with. Utterly NOT gay!! If spending a night with a young man in prayer makes you gay then Pastor Zeke would be the most gay man in the world. Does Pastor Zeke look gay to you? No, of course not! There is nothing gay about Jesus in Gospels.

[Higgins]

Technically, Mr. (or Miss, if you prefer) John is entitled to his opinions about Christ. With the exception of the addition of gay I see nothing wrong with his statement. That being said, I believe that this could be a play on words on part of the media. It could have been that Mr. (or Miss) John could have meant gay in the notion of "happy", equally he could have meant it as homosexual. I would encourage you all to refrain from judgment until we can actually read the article which this article is referring to.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Higgins

Technically, Mr. (or Miss, if you prefer) John is entitled to his opinions about Christ. With the exception of the addition of gay I see nothing wrong with his statement. That being said, I believe that this could be a play on words on part of the media. It could have been that Mr. (or Miss) John could have meant gay in the notion of "happy", equally he could have meant it as homosexual. I would encourage you all to refrain from judgment until we can actually read the article which this article is referring to.

Brother Higgins,

There are no "opinions" of Jesus Christ. One can read His Word and either accept Him or deny Him. There is nothing subjective about the Holy Bible.

Do you really believe that a fudgepacking homer like Elton John would use the word "gay" when he meant "happy"?

Here's the quote from the original article in Parade:

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead."

Pastor Ezekial expends a good deal of energy teaching us the Truth© every day. Please respect his efforts.

In Christ!

[Lisa H]

Typical of the gay Elton, would not be surprised if he said this just to be an attention whore.