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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 06:50 AM

not through the process of petrification the bone turned into stone and i didn't add anything to the bible idiot
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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 06:51 AM

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Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 06:55 AM

nope, i don't have to explain myself to you self-righteous pricks. GOD ISN'T REAL AND TO THE QUOTE OF THE SLAYER SONG "god hates us all"
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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 06:55 AM

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nope, i don't have to explain myself to you self-righteous pricks. GOD ISN'T REAL AND TO THE QUOTE OF THE SLAYER SONG "god hates us all"
If God is real, how can He hate everyone?


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 06:58 AM

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nope, i don't have to explain myself to you self-righteous pricks. GOD ISN'T REAL AND TO THE QUOTE OF THE SLAYER SONG "god hates us all"
Friend, you fail to understand, this is a privately owned forum, thus you are required to follow the rules.


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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 07:39 AM

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nope, i don't have to explain myself to you...
Yes, you do, otherwise how would anyone know whether to take you seriously or not?

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... self-righteous pricks...
Go learn the definition of the word "hypocrisy".

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...GOD ISN'T REAL AND TO THE QUOTE OF THE SLAYER SONG "god hates us all"
What Pim said (but without the Aussie accent).


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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 11:18 AM

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nope, i don't have to explain myself to you self-righteous pricks. GOD ISN'T REAL AND TO THE QUOTE OF THE SLAYER SONG "god hates us all"
Hello Brownpower. Does your name relate to the stuff that comes out of your mouth?

How can you say "GOD ISN'T REAL" [sic] and the in the same breath quote a satanic group song that says "God hates us all" [sic]?

In my opinion you seem a bit mixed up, but then it's probably just all the drugs you've been taking that make me think this.


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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 02:46 PM

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Factually speaking before sex is determined, every embryo is female. So if we are created in "GOD'S" image god must be female.

And that's science assholes.
Oh, really? So all that XX, XY thing miraculously appears sometime after conception??

You know, if you really want to play the "science" card, you should first learn a thing or two about it!
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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 05:03 PM

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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous!

The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by GOD.

We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

Dinosaur bones are just another one of Satan's tricks - but dinosaurs are so popular. Secular school teaches them that so many of Satan's lies are true!
The bible also never mentions Kangaroo... So does that they weren't made by God?

Dinosaur fossils (let's stay in the "rock" part of it, and not go in tar part of fossils) became "rocks" with time. The bones were getting more and more crystalized, with the passing time... And naturally, it didn't happen in one day... It took much longer for the bones to crystalize.
Now, how do you know that the Earth is around 6000 years old?, because some people in the bible lived for about a thousand years?

Shure, dinosaurs are awesome... But they were also deadly.. And you wouldn't to be near a genuine living dinosaur (herbivorus or carnovus. The herbivor would probably be territorial, or scared by an unknowned presence. The carnivor would eat you, if it's hungry), like you wouldn't want to be next to a hungry crocodile or a herd of Cape Buffalo.

Dinosaurs weren't all huge (they became huge, in the ends of the dinosaur reign). There were smaller dinosaurs... And even mammals (those were also near the end of the dino reign. They survived while the bigger dinosaurs died, because, since they were smaller, they only needed a small intake of food to survive).

But bugs will always be part of the first land creatures on Earth.
... But don't go think that dinosaurs evolved from bugs to dinosaurs and things like that... Bugs stay bugs. Land creatures, other than bugs, evolved from fish. Now, I know you are saying "well, did they went out of the water and though 'Hey, I want to live outside of the water!' "... Because it wasn't like that. They started going out of the water, to lay their eggs away from predators. They later were capable of staying out of the water for a longer period of time, like Snakeheads. Since their fins weren't made for moving on land at first, their fins became more and more specialized to move on land, over time. Thoses than became amphibians, then less of amphibians (let's say like toads... Needing less water to survive), than more like lizards, and so on.

We have the fossil records for the enormous bugs of before the dinosaurs (they were huge, compared to today's bugs, because the oxyen level was way much higher than what it is today). And we have many other fossiles... Many many many many fossils.
While getting a complete fossilized skeleton is hard (bones can be scaterred and very small), it is always great.

To those who are mentionning "the piltdown man", to say something like "Ha! Evolution scientists made a hoax to try and prove their "theory"! "...
Well, to them I say: it was one guy that was making the claim. Other scientists and specialists were skeptical about the validity of the "find".
As more and more scientists became skeptic of the validy of the "find", it was then closely examined and proven to be a hoax, and the differents parts thay were used got their provenance explained.


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Why can't you evilutionist fools just give God the glory for His creation, like He tells us in his Book of Truth? Look at all the bandwidth you just wasted to ridicule God in favor of supposition and guesswork. You weren't there, how do you know?

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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 05:12 PM

Damn, I forgot a word, in my first sentence...


"The bible also never mentions Kangaroo... So does mean* that they weren't made by God?"
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You weren't there, how do you know?
The question is mutual.


You use the bible.

I use the fossil records.


I could have added that birds are decendents of dinosaurs (let's be logic and exclude every large dinosaurs), but I didn't.
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You use the bible.

I use the fossil records
And because you hate God and are not a Christian, you cannot possibly "use fossil records" to glean truth.

Ephesians 6:11 "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."

You don't even understand what you are looking at.

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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 07:41 PM

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And because you hate God and are not a Christian, you cannot possibly "use fossil records" to glean truth.

Ephesians 6:11 "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."

You don't even understand what you are looking at.

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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-28-2013, 08:04 PM

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Blah blah blah, you think I'm scum.

There. I spared you the opportunity of breaking one of the forum rules.
Nobody thinks you are "scum," dear. For all we know, you might be a perfectly pleasant fellow.

The point you seem to be avoiding, however, is that it isn't relevant in the least what we think. What is relevant is whether or not you have been Saved. If you have not been Saved, then the reality is that regardless of how pleasant a person you might be, when you die, you will face the punishment of having been born in sin, offending the Good LORD who created you to fear and obey Him, and will suffer for all eternity.

Wouldn't you like to avoid that?

Ask me how!



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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-29-2013, 04:11 AM

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Nobody thinks you are "scum," dear. For all we know, you might be a perfectly pleasant fellow.
*cough* *cough* one of your topic "The Truth About New Atheism" has the tag "vain goddess scum".
Maybe it was for the host of "The atheist experience", but even then, it still sounds a bit general.

But yes, I am a pleasant fellow, when people are pleasant with me.

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The point you seem to be avoiding, however, is that it isn't relevant in the least what we think. What is relevant is whether or not you have been Saved. If you have not been Saved, then the reality is that regardless of how pleasant a person you might be, when you die, you will face the punishment of having been born in sin, offending the Good LORD who created you to fear and obey Him, and will suffer for all eternity.

Wouldn't you like to avoid that?

Ask me how!

Why would I fear something good? It's like saying "Fear those soap bubbles!"

And I'm not too keen about eternity. I mean, "just being" for an eternity would be pretty boring... And I'm not the groopie quind of guy.
Technically, I would go in Hell... Which I don't care. And I love my body.

But practically, I wont go anywhere; I'll just die. And that is why everyday is "holy".
Since I don't find any credible evidence for the existance of God or Odin or any other divinity, why would I believe in something that cannot be prooven?

Don't bother using the bible to support your sayings; I want you to use your own reasoning.

Bible quotes don't have any impact on me.
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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-29-2013, 04:17 AM

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...I want you to use your own reasoning...
She already said that that's irrelevant. Try reading, k?


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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-29-2013, 05:38 AM

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She already said that that's irrelevant. Try reading, k?
Yea.. You're right.
I forgot about that part.
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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-29-2013, 06:16 AM

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Yea.. You're right.
I forgot about that part.
Why are you so angry? How old are you kiddo? Isn't it past your bedtime?


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Default Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick - 03-29-2013, 06:19 AM

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Yea.. You're right.
I forgot about that part.
Friend, you see, we cannot forget because we have no use for secularitized thinking; we have Jesus' mind, thus we cannot foget the Lord, because His mind is in us, and Us are in Him(it is also why we are very, very wealthy, amen).


Deuteronomy
8:18 But thou shalt remember the LORD thy God: for it is he that giveth thee power to get wealth, that he may establish his covenant which he sware unto thy fathers, as it is this day.

1 Corinthians
2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.

Thus we are completely and totally right in everything because the Mind of the Lord© is what our heads are in, and who's mind is in our heads.

2 Corinthians
2:17 For we are not as many, which corrupt the word of God: but as of sincerity, but as of God, in the sight of God speak we in Christ.

This should be very apparent to you now; if it is not, you are still stuck in your damnation of which Jesus has put you in by allowing you to choose to be put there through His appointment of you there.

Luke
16:31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.


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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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