[Elmer G. White]

URGENT!

It has come to our attention that as of now there is no place or society on Earth that would be gay-free, untainted by homosexual homer gay persons. A recent survey has found that a surprising number of Republicans have had homersexual gay sex.

When asked: “Have you ever had a sexual experience with a member of the same sex?”, 18% of Americans say yes and 82% say no. Among those who describe themselves as heterosexual, 12% have had a gay sexual experience.
20% of under-30s have had a sexual experience with a member of the same sex, and 25% of 30-44 year-olds.
Just six percent of African-Americans said they have had a sexual experience with a member of the same sex... 20% of white people and 15% of Hispanic people have done so.

Meanwhile, 12% of Republicans say they have had a sexual experience with a member of the same sex – despite the party’s homophobic stance – compared to 19% of Democrats.

This is SAD and AWFUL!

While this is of course better than the situation in the atheist Democratic party, 12% is still more than alarming. 12% actually means that if there are 100 GOP supporters, 12 of them are actually IMPOSTORS, sodomites who are there only to destroy God's Favorite Political Movement from the INSIDE. This is intolerable. Just think: only 6% of Hamites are homosexual, half less than Godly Republicans.

What does this mean for the 2016 elections? It means a great deal. At the moment we have 38 GOP candidates. 12% of 38 is 4.56 candidates. Thus, 4 or 5 of OUR candidates are IMPOSTORS, homers who are running only to insult Jesus and everything that is pure and innocent (1 Kings 15:12), and to corrupt our CHILDREN!

Big Question: Who are these impostors? We have some guidelines to follow based on the survey. Based on the small incidence of homosexuality in the African-American community, it is feasible that only 1 (or none) of these homers is a Hamite. Otherwise, we had better look into the mindset of each and every candidate. It is a tough job and I cannot say that I can do it alone. The details of each candidate can be found HERE and I can present next my preliminary assessment.

The Suspects:

1. Mr. Bickelmeyer - "An eccentric (Genesis 35:2) fellow". Highly suspicious.
2. Dr. Carson - a secular physician, thus, opposed to Jesus (2 Chronicles 16:12-14), but a Hamite and thus probably not.
3. Mr. Cruz - "one of the intellectual leaders of the tea party movement". While everyone supports the Tea Party Movement the name was poorly chosen as homers drink tea but Godly men drink other beverages (Genesis 9:21).
4. Mr. Cullison - "worries about the abused and destitute in the US". Highly suspicious.
5. Mr. Fellure - "advocating alcohol prohibition and the criminalization of homosexuality". Seems too obvious: could this be a facade?
6. Mrs. Fiorina - Why would a woman run for precidency ? (Ephesians 5:22-23)
7. Mr. Hill - listed because of his "Living Wage plan and his support for labor unions and recognition of gay marriages". Too obvious, thus, probably not.
8. Mr. Jindal - "Indian American". Navajo? Cherokee? No-one seems to know. Highly suspicious.
9. Mr. Lower - supports "widespread solar power infrastructure and hydroponic farming (Genesis 9:2)". VERY suspicious.
10. Mr. Martin - has "a colorful past". Don't we all? Youthful experimentation with masculine pleasures can be forgiven. Not very suspicious.
11. Mr. Pataki - "a red Republican who has found success in blue (Exodus 25:4) country". Moderately suspicious.
12. Mr. Rubio - "of Cuban heritage" says it all.
13. Mrs. Sterling - "blames GMOs above all else for childhood obesity, and pledges to eliminate their use in school cafeteria food". Again, someone who's forgotten Philippians 3:19. Highly suspicious. And a woman (?).
14. The Donald - NOT a suspect (but we are unbiased).

This is the short list but it is incomplete. While some are more likely to be impostors, uncertainty remains. Who can unravel the mystery?

Yes. It is us- True Christians™. Why? Because we CAN judge!

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Verily, our spiritual judgment can shed light into this mystery. By True Christian(s) prayer and polling we can aid the GOP to get rid of the homer menace and secure a clear victory for The Donald in 2016.