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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-05-2009, 11:49 PM
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I'm not going anywhere near San Francisco. I just noticed that the good nurse cited a story from their paper.
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Anyone who reads the San Freako Crap is quite obviously a hateful sodomite.
I automatically burn any book that has any quotes from the San Fransisco Chronicle. Then again, I burn as many books as I can that aren't AV1611 KJV Bibles.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 03:51 PM
I have never in my entire life read such drivel by so many inbred fcukwits.
You just couldn’t make this bullshite up if you sat up all night reading Mr Bean and the Tooth fairy ........ooooops sorry, I said fairy.
What a load of tit-heads you are. Have you ever thought about leaving your brains for transplants after your deaths. Let’s face it, they ain’t been used.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 04:02 PM
Your anti-Christian hate speech is duly noted. Also, please don't use such coarse language on a Christian discussion board, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of an infraction. Thank you, and have a blessed day.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 05:17 PM
You talk like a Brit. I bet you're a godless, boiled-meat-eating, toothless Brit. Enjoy Hell, you twit!
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 06:56 PM
My story is based on facts!!! Not like that Tango pack of lies!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 08:35 PM
“Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.”
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06-15-2009, 08:38 PM
“If I am right, then religious fundamentalists will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If THEY are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.”
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 08:53 PM
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“Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.”
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Quote:
Originally Posted by St Tenex
“If I am right, then religious fundamentalists will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If THEY are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.”
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Are we now just cutting and pasting random quotes? Cool!
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MOLES: Scratch (rough up) entire mole surface with supplied emery board and/or toothpick. DO NOT POKE! Do not scratch skin surrounding mole. Scratching should be hard enough so that when WART & MOLE VANISH cream is applied it will penetrate mole surface, but not so hard as to make it bleed.
Scratching is the most important part! You may need to pinch a flat mole between your fingers to rough it up, so if you can't use both hands, ask a friend to help you. Try not to rough up the skin around the mole.
RAISED MOLES 1/8" - 1/4" (3-6mm) or more may need 2 back to back treatments.
FLAT Moles will need only one treatment. (APPLY ONLY A THIN LAYER OF WMV CREAM!)
Open Wart Mole Vanish cream bottle and stir contents thoroughly with applicator stick. DO NOT USE COTTON SWAB. (Re-hydrate if necessary to a watery cream)
Using tip of applicator stick, apply a thin layer of Wart Mole Vanish cream until surface of mole is fully covered. Use only enough Wart Mole Vanish cream to cover the affected area and do not apply to the surrounding skin. (A little goes a long way.) Replace bottle top.
Allow Wart Mole Vanish cream to remain for 20 minutes. There should be a moderate to strong stinging sensation lasting 5-10 minutes. Mole should turn dark brown or black. Swelling and or redness around mole is normal.
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 09:03 PM
Sure I’m cutting and pasting. How the hell can I quote from the bible without cutting and pasting.
I don’t know how you lot can read through this forum without wiping the tears of laughter away. Can’t you see that most of the posters on here are simply taking the piss out of you silly people.
I am a goodly sort of man, but by God I wouldn’t allow any of you lot anywhere near my granddaughters.
There is only one thing worse than a Muslim religious loony, and that’s an American religious loony.
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 09:10 PM
I beg to differ there "guvner". You snooty Brits are for more insufferable than any of the American false Christians we normally get in here.
And your attacks mean nothing to us, for we are God's chosen people, we are True Christians™ destined for eternity in Heaven with Jesus! Praise!
You know, Jesus brought you to us for a reason. Maybe He wants you to go to Heaven too! Stick around and learn from us! You'll be glad you did!
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God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 09:23 PM
Me, snooty. Don’t make me laugh. I’m as down to earth as the next man, but when I see people quoting the bible in order to make up for their own inadequacies I have to cringe.
Maybe you should actually get out more and see the world instead of sitting in front of a PC screen playing with your winkies
Just read another thread on here in which someone is seeing evil in a cucumber. What sort of dirty mind is it that can see such depravity in a simple vegetable.
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-15-2009, 09:40 PM
I'm a pilot pal. I've seen more of the world than you EVER will. While I'm on layovers, I've got my laptop with me so I can post here. Most of the developed world has WIFI in their airports, so I can post from just about anywhere.
And yes, you are snooty. You've done nothing since you got here except look down your nose at us. You've got a lot to learn friend. Quite a lot indeed!
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-17-2009, 07:34 PM
OOOOH what a hissy-fit.
So…tell me….do you have to put the plane on auto-pilot whilst you are playing with your winkie
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-17-2009, 08:36 PM
Are you insinuating that I abuse myself while on board a Landover plane?!?! First, doing "that" is prohibited by God. I am a True Christian™ sir and I follow all of God's Laws.
And second, I respect the property of this church as I would the property of Jesus Himself! My employers here have been more than generous with me and the issues that plague me.
It would take someone with a filthy mind to make such a suggestion. You are in Satan's clutches pal, and he shows no sign of letting go. Hell is where you're headed!
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird -
06-18-2009, 06:31 AM
This is addressed to that insufferable Steve Tenex:
Boy, you are on the express train to HELL if you don't shape up and....fly straight, like Capt. Portway! Your mocking demeanor is only earning you a one-way ticket to the Land of Fire and Brimstone. It doesn't help that you're a godless Brit, since you people grow up your whole lives living in a delusionary world of "evolution" and "science".
One thing Brits understand is DISCIPLINE. You hear me, boy? Do I have to whip you into subjugation? Does my cat o' nine tails have to lash welts across your bare, boyish buttocks in order to discipline you and set you straight? Am I going to have to penetrate your soul with the Power of Jesus and fill you up with his warm Love?
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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