[handofgod]

First let me ask you a question, why do you think holland has drug problems? America has far more problems with drug addicts! And crystal meth is illigal in Holland, i've ony heard of it because I saw it in a show about an American killer who was going coco on meth.

And we don't whorship harry potter, and he issn't realy doing a good job at the moment...

The flying dutchman was a ship if i'm not mistaken.

fap fap fap is the sound when you pull you're tallywhacker, as you would say.

And most people in Holland go camping in summer so, in France, or in Italy.

We're not swamp germans... We hate germans! They are fat, lazy and they stink! and they synchronise all the shows spoken in godly english.

We do not fornicate small childred, people who are cought doing that, will go to prison.

We probably turned our backs to jesus because we can't read english. And the godly bibel is written in english. So there's a little miscommunucation between god and holland. It will probably take a few generations before holland speaks English.

I'm 18 years old.

And I have a question for you. Today we were doing a project at a school. It was about health, and exercise. At the end the kids got a diploma saying: "you are healthy". But one of the kids had numb legs, he was born this way. We gave him the diploma, was this okay to do? or did I have to tell him jesus doesn't love him? It was a christion school and at the end of the day he too prayed to God. some advice please!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by handofgod

And I have a question for you. Today we were doing a project at a school. It was about health, and exercise. At the end the kids got a diploma saying: "you are healthy". But one of the kids had numb legs, he was born this way. We gave him the diploma, was this okay to do? or did I have to tell him jesus doesn't love him? It was a christion school and at the end of the day he too prayed to God. some advice please!

God hates cripples, pal. Especially foreign ones.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by handofgod

And I have a question for you. Today we were doing a project at a school. It was about health, and exercise. At the end the kids got a diploma saying: "you are healthy". But one of the kids had numb legs, he was born this way. We gave him the diploma, was this okay to do?

Why would you tell somebody who has numb legs that they're healthy? Would you have done the same thing if it was some drooling retard?

Implying to the damned that everything is ok is not going to do them any good; you've become an enabler for satan. You have to confront that gimp and ask him why Jesus hates him so much. If he refuses to repent, tell him to drag himself out of your site until he does.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by handofgod

What's a dutch treat?

Are you trying to play coy with me, Big Boy?

A "Dutch Treat" is when you give a little...I give a little...you give a little more...get the I.D. Babe?

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by handofgod

First let me ask you a question, why do you think holland has drug problems?

Friend, do you ever read your own Telegraaf? Trouw? Vrij Nederland? Privé? Metro? Calvé peanut butter labels? They certainly seem to think you do.

And we don't whorship harry potter, and he issn't realy doing a good job at the moment...

Still you elected him in office twice.

fap fap fap is the sound when you pull you're tallywhacker, as you would say.

Too much information! There are ladies present, OK . Besides, how would WE know what sounds this unborn baby-killing would make, if any. As an aside, do you know what spotted dick is?

And most people in Holland go camping in summer so, in France, or in Italy.

It would be OK if those were the only two countries you and your compatriots go to to promote your "camp" lifestyle. Alas. In summer, if you want to avoid Dutchies, you ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO TO HOLLAND!

We're not swamp germans... We hate germans! They are fat, lazy and they stink! and they synchronise all the shows spoken in godly english.

So germans & mudslimes, it's all the same to you?

We do not fornicate small childred, people who are cought doing that, will go to prison.

Pim Fortuyn didn't. And Stichting Martijn - a bunch of kid-buggerers - is still alive and well isn't it? Wanna take that back, hmmm?

It will probably take a few generations before holland speaks English.

I can somehow believe you, erm...

Originally Posted by SUV

Are you trying to play coy with me, Big Boy?

A "Dutch Treat" is when you give a little...I give a little...you give a little more...get the I.D. Babe?

Sorry to dissapoint you Sister SUV, but I think he's more used to "going Dutch". Fapfapfap and all that.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Sorry to dissapoint you Sister SUV, but I think he's more used to "going Dutch". Fapfapfap and all that.

So Sister Talitha's expose' was correct then ("putting a finger in the dyke").

I say we Stone him!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by handofgod

First let me ask you a question, why do you think holland has drug problems?

We turned our backs to jesus...So there's a little miscommunucation between god and holland.

You just answered your own question, windmill boy! Get rid of your bicycle and buy a car like a decent person!

[Juliette]

Originally Posted by handofgod

The muslims in holland don't whear clogs, in fact they dispise the dutch culture. The only thing they do in our country is benefit from our economics, and than they are all complaining we don't respect them and holland sucks... So they're a pain in the ass. They steal, they stink, they rob and they build moskee's (muslim church). And now we have a politican, Geert wilders, who's making a film about that the koran is just a shitty book full of hate. And now the muslims are suing him!

Dutch culture? Do you mean this disgusting food coming out of the wall?


And about Geert Wilders. Are we talking about this very same person doing strange things with his pen in his nose?

[SUV]

Sister, where did you get that picture of the bastard Child of Dora Denkins and George W. Bush? We have all been Dying to see it!

[Juliette]

I can't say i'm surprised to hear he is part of the offspring of George W. Bush Sister.

His ideas, especially on mudslimes and terrorism are equally visionary, well-balanced and well-informed.

Allthough i'm not sure wether it's a good idea sniffing cocaine and wearing a female wig in public (as you can clearly see in the picture - it is taken in Dutch parliament) when you want to be seen as defender of western civilization.

Originally Posted by SUV

Sister, where did you get that picture of the bastard Child of Dora Denkins and George W. Bush? We have all been Dying to see it!

[handofgod]

So... you are now insulting holland? Please. Look at these pictures of you're leader that you whoreship.

Let's just stop being hostel please.

You asked a question about the sound fap fap fap, and I'm the one who awnsered. So who's to blame?

If all you americans (yeah that's right, americans are FAT!) used a bike instead of a car you would be much healthier. I'm not talking about you people offcourse.

About puting a finger in the dyke, she's probably referring to a dutch story about a dyke (you know, the thing that prefents holland from drowning). The kid put his finger in a hole causing holland not to flood. The story was written by a english/american writer. So stone her? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Br..._Silver_Skates

Could you please refer to a bible phrase saying dutch people are not aloud to camp?

Yeah, I just don't like muslims and germans, i don't care what they believe.

When you are reffering to foreign cripples, what is the country that is not foreign? America? please...

[Hitoshi]

Originally Posted by handofgod

If all you americans (yeah that's right, americans are FAT!) used a bike instead of a car you would be much healthier.

okay first you are steal my idea for thread. NOW you are make fun of how fat is America. that is total MY thing.

is obvious you are fixate on me and are try be like me. I am hope this is not turn into Single White female okay.

[handofgod]

Please, use proper english, you're <vulgarity removed> japanese <vulgarity removed> accent doensn't make sense.

And second, you think you're original being anti-america? Come to Holland, you've seen nothing yet.

Why whould i'd like to be a stinky japanese chink eyed yellow skinned shemale?

And last but not least, let's be nice to each other. and why would this turn in white female day?

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by handofgod

Please, use proper english, you're <vulgarity removed> japanese <vulgarity removed>accent doensn't make sense.

And second, you think you're original being anti-america? Come to Holland, you've seen nothing yet.

Why whould i'd like to be a stinky japanese chink eyed yellow skinned shemale?

And last but not least, let's be nice to each other. and why would this turn in white female day?

How DARE you come into this Godly forum and start spouting vulgarity and insults!

First, you set up a thread asking for questions. True Christians ask you questions, and you get offended and respond with insults.

Then, when our much-maligned MEMBER Hiroshima (who, you may have noticed, is a respected Professor of Engrish) notes that you keep stealing his ideas, you respond with vulgarity!

This is not acceptable behavior of a guest on this forum! You should apologize to Hitachi and all the Ladies of Landover who have been offended by your ungentlemanlike conduct!

[Juliette]

Originally Posted by handofgod

Please, use proper english, you're crappy japanese shitty accent doensn't make sense.

And second, you think you're original being anti-america? Come to Holland, you've seen nothing yet.

Why whould i'd like to be a stinky japanese chink eyed yellow skinned shemale?

And last but not least, let's be nice to each other. and why would this turn in white female day?

Wow. Some racist crap over here. Insulting well respected member Mr Hitachi for no reason at all.

Anti-America you say? What European country next to Great Britain and Poland, lead by a Harry Potter lookalike behaved like Mr George W. Bush his little puppy last years? (You can guess twice - hint, it's part of Amsterdam)

And about being nice to each other:

Did we Belgians ask you Dutch to come over in busloads to urinate in public against the walls of our ungodly cathedrals?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by handofgod

Please, use proper english, you're crappy japanese shitty accent doensn't make sense.

And second, you think you're original being anti-america? Come to Holland, you've seen nothing yet.

Why whould i'd like to be a stinky japanese chink eyed yellow skinned shemale?

And last but not least, let's be nice to each other. and why would this turn in white female day?

We True Christians™ do not condone racism. While it may be a common practice amoung you eurotrash heathen scum, we follow the Holy Bible which says that ANYONE can be washed free of sin under the right circumstances. Even ornamentals.

[Juliette]

Calm down Miss Jenny. This guy is from Holland.

They are used to pimping themselves and their cities in orange at queens birthday, prince his birthday, princess her birthday, birthday of mother of queen, wedding of one of queens children (all of them), times when the national soccerteam is participating in whatever competition, etc etc etc

Their government looks like this in these days (200 a year i was told).

Originally Posted by JennyD

How DARE you come into this Godly forum and start spouting vulgarity and insults!

First, you set up a thread asking for questions. True Christians ask you questions, and you get offended and respond with insults.

Then, when our much-maligned MEMBER Hiroshima (who, you may have noticed, is a respected Professor of Engrish) notes that you keep stealing his ideas, you respond with vulgarity!

This is not acceptable behavior of a guest on this forum! You should apologize to Hitachi and all the Ladies of Landover who have been offended by your ungentlemanlike conduct!

[Wide-Open]

Is it me, or is there a little bit of hostility in this thread?

HoG, Sakamoto may be a little nip, but at least he remains friendly most of the time. You might want to steal that idea too.

I also love it when this happens:

Originally Posted by handofgod

Please, use proper english,

...followed by...

you're crappy japanese shitty accent

Like a sore thumb HoG, like a sore thumb. Too painful to put in a dyke really.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by handofgod

So... you are now insulting holland? Please. Look at these pictures of you're leader that you whoreship.

Listen here, you little clogsucker, I've just about had enough of your insults and bigotry! That picture is a well-known fake, and you just can't wait to spread liberal Eurotrash lies, can you?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by handofgod

I just saw a few threads like ask a jew, and ask a jap. I see a lot of people saying europe is gay and that we're communists. So if you have any questions about Holland, and our wierd ways of dealing with religion, our problems with muslim and so on, feel free to ask!

Why would anyone ever care about anything a Dutchman says?

Originally Posted by handofgod

And I have a question for you. Today we were doing a project at a school. It was about health, and exercise. At the end the kids got a diploma saying: "you are healthy". But one of the kids had numb legs, he was born this way. We gave him the diploma, was this okay to do? or did I have to tell him jesus doesn't love him? It was a christion school and at the end of the day he too prayed to God. some advice please!

That's a pretty horrible prank to play. Now that poor crip thinks he's healthy, he'll probably try to run down the stairs or something and end up even more crippled than he was in the first place. Is that what you do in Holland for fun when you're not fapfapfapping on your Dutchies, confuse cripples?

Originally Posted by handofgod

Let's just stop being hostel please.

Friend, I have never stayed in a hostel of any kind, and certainly not a perverted Dutch one!

About puting a finger in the dyke, she's probably referring to a dutch story about a dyke (you know, the thing that prefents holland from drowning). The kid put his finger in a hole causing holland not to flood.

What a vile little child. If God wants to flood Holland and kill everyone in it, that's His business and His alone. Good for God, I say.

Originally Posted by Juliette

Calm down Miss Jenny. This guy is from Holland.

They are used to pimping themselves and their cities in orange at queens birthday, prince his birthday, princess her birthday, birthday of mother of queen, wedding of one of queens children (all of them), times when the national soccerteam is participating in whatever competition, etc etc etc

Is it true that this dubious character was actually the Dutch Minister for Foreign Affairs for several years?