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It is almost Easter. Once again the Radiant Lifeless Corpse of Jesus Christ will be temporarily buried in expectation of His Resurrection. For us, True Christians™, the historically accurate account of the Gospel is more than adequate proof but the Heathen majority of the sinner swarm remain suspicious. How to convince them? One of the less known stories of our decades is the so-called "Star Wars Saga". It is on the surface a fictional account of a lonely hero called Darth Vader fighting against communist rebels, uppity women in order to restore peace and order to a "Galaxy.



In our universe there are no galaxies "far far away" but we have recently established that God in His omnipotence (Revelation 19:6) could have Created several parallel Multiversions of His Creation. Some people think that the "Star Wars Saga" is not fiction but, in fact, fact that took place in one of these Multiversions. Some people also think that Darth Vader could by the Grace of God been there for the Birth of Jesus and not only for the Crucifixion

Who is Darth Vader? He fights relentlessly against lawlessness and false gods called the Jedi. He could be an angel of revenge: one of the Glorious Beings that God sends to destroy and demolish dens of depravity.

1 Chronicles 21:15
And God
sent an angel unto Jerusalem to destroy it: and as he was destroying, the LORD beheld, and he repented him of the evil, and said to the angel that destroyed, It is enough, stay now thine hand. And the angel of the LORD stood by the threshingfloor of Ornan the Jebusite.


He could also be simply a wise heterosexual man of another Multiversion, allowed to visit here to bring the Word of God also into his galaxies. How do we know that he was there at the Cross? Because we have eye-witness testimonials of artists who painted the whole Crucifixion scene with Mr. Vader's spacecraft.



In the image above we can see two starfighters coalescing at the Cross to record the Glorious event's of Jesus's perishing. The vehicles are most similar to known "Star Wars Saga" means of transportation



But there's more! Praise Jesus.



Once again, visitors from another multiversion paying homage to Jesus Christ, and - once again - a starfighter of exactly similar design can be found in the garage of Mr. Vader.



As we can see, there were visitors at the Cross. What about the Manger? Once again, some people think that Mr. Vader could have been there also and they have prepared amazing Nativity scenes depicting that theory.



This is very plausible regarding the presence of multiversion ships at the Cross. Why would they not want to visit Baby Jesus, as well? However, we need more proof. Let us look at the silhouette of Mr. Vader in more detail.



Now, as we move on to the visit of the wise men. As we can see, Mr. Vader could have been the second wiseguy from the left (or right as he is the middle one).



Verily, it is the same helmet. Yet we still have to assess if this is indeed fact. It is.

Matthew 2:9
When they had heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was.


A star not attached to the Firmament! Usually the stars are fixed.

Genesis 1:15
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.


Usually, wandering stars are also BAD.

Jude 1:13
Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame;
wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.


In this case, the star is wandering but it is GOOD as it led Mr. Vader to Jesus. It must have come from another Multiversion. Mr. Vader was there. This is exciting and it will help the nasty youth of today, mostly engaged in sodomistic pleasures, see the Light that is Jesus. Mar. Vader is actually appearing every now and then to harass Papists (as he should be).



If we consider historical evidence, documents, visual materials and our own results we can now conclude that the proof for the historical existence of Mr. Vader is as solid as that of Jesus Christ. A lonely hero who saw the most pivotal points of Jesus's Life and Death. Let us all pray to be more like Mr. Vader this Easter.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Was Darth Vader Present also at the Manger and not only at the Cross? - 04-11-2019, 07:55 PM

Are you joking? Because if not I doubt that Darth Vader was there. Darth Vader is a real character from Star Wars.
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Jesus Re: Was Darth Vader Present also at the Manger and not only at the Cross? - 04-11-2019, 08:46 PM

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Are you joking? Because if not I doubt that Darth Vader was there. Darth Vader is a real character from Star Wars.
Are you calling God a character?

What is your major malfunction?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus Re: Was Darth Vader Present also at the Manger and not only at the Cross? - 04-12-2019, 05:17 AM

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Are you joking? Because if not I doubt that Darth Vader was there. Darth Vader is a real character from Star Wars.
Dear Sinner, I can see that you failed to assess any of the items of evidence presented in the Opening post of this thread. By some simple data searches you can find loads of information about the whereabouts of Mr. Vader on another plane of existence, in a multiversion galaxy that is Created by God yet cannot be reached by us, a star formation probably dozens, even hundreds of miles across. You should also know that the existence of Jesus is extremely well attested.

Acts 1:3
To whom also he shewed himself alive after his passion by many infallible proofs, being seen of them forty days, and speaking of the things pertaining to the kingdom of God:

By using Historical Creation Science we can see how the documentation of Mr. Vader's historicity is as comprehensive as Jesus's.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Was Darth Vader Present also at the Manger and not only at the Cross? - 04-12-2019, 03:34 PM

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Are you joking? Because if not I doubt that Darth Vader was there. Darth Vader is a real character from Star Wars.
My dear young lady: I can see that you are not experienced in the Things of God; therefore, you have little understanding of how Scripturally unsound your statement is. Now, I should also say that I had to look up this "Darth Vader" person because I had never heard of him until now. As a pure, woman, I have never frequented a movie house, except for one time, when I went to see The Ten Commandments film. My, how that handsome Moses used his big, strong hands to part things in such a manly way! Anyway, Darth Vaders or whatever his name is, or movies about wars in space are of no interest to this .
However, I should inform you that since a character from a Hellywood movie has appeared in so many of the good Lord's Biblical lessons, it means that you are deceived and your statement is WRONG. I might also take this fine opportunity to remind you that we at are right, and you are not, and here is the message, as delivered by the good Lord, Jesus Christ, Himself! May you find the truth that is so clearly in front of your big nose, young lady. Sincerely, Isabella W.

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