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Default Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! - 01-30-2011, 11:41 PM

Thank you for your support, Mr. Student. I am sure that the majority would not know whether they had been molested or not. There were about 20,000 there with one of the 5 dance areas attracting the majority of (virtually nude) sex perverts gyrating in such close proximity to one another that you couldn't tell they wouldn't know what it was..

This is outdoors, and there are "fire-sprinklers" sprinkling overhead most of the time to prevent heat exhaustion. The weather was quite pleasant though - it only got up to about 42°C - and these wretches didn't seem to sleep for days on end. But I was able to chase them with my offers of modest clothing, accompanied by my friends who were all clad in ankle-length white debutante gowns. Much more appropriate, we thought. But rather conspicuous as it turned out under ultraviolet lights and laser beams, of which there were many.

Brother Temperance is an inspiration to us all. No wonder Satan mocks. We take that as a compliment.

EXODUS 32
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And they rose vp early on the morrow, and offered burnt offerings, and brought peace offerings: and the people sate downe to eate and to drinke, and rose vp to play.
7 And the Lord said vnto Moses, Goe, get thee downe: for thy people which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, haue corrupted themselues.




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