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Default The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 03-13-2019, 07:24 PM

Every Easter season I get disgusted reading about Catholics stuffing their faces with fried fish while pretending to be grateful to Jesus. I mean, Jesus suffered and died. It seems like Catholics could do something more meaningful than a fish fry.

There are about 20 fish fries without a few minutes of Freehold. I encourage all of us here at Landover Baptist to honor Jesus by boycotting these disgusting events.


https://www.dmdiocese.org/news/news-fish-fry-dinners



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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 03-13-2019, 11:16 PM

The whole idea of fish is abhorrent when it comes to remembering The Lord, The Last Supper, and the Incident with the Cross.

The Lord told people how to catch fish and he handed out fish with bread - I can't recall his eating fish.

I for one cannot imagine Jesus ordering fish for the last supper – especially has he mentions meat several times – and the Catholics, as usual, misunderstand this, but not in a way that is indicative of fish.

Back in the day, the Catholic Church ordained that heron and beavers were fish – perhaps we could organize beaver- and heronburger dinners to remind them or their errors.

(Mind you, no priests would come – they don’t seem interested in beavers.)





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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 03-14-2019, 06:39 AM

I would have to say that Donald Trump is trending here. There's no better way to celebrate the Bounty of our Lord than a fast-food buffet served with candle light.

"Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts which we are about to receive, through Thy bounty through Christ our Lord we pray, and for our daily bread through these buns and the cow flatulence that warms the earth, and for making the heads of the LIEberals spin as we receive Thy bounty. Amen."

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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 04-18-2019, 11:54 AM

Today, Maundy Thursday, is one of my favorite days. We always celebrate The Last Supper and this year, now that the youngest twins are 2, we won't need to invite any outsiders to the table. Little Thomas (10 months) is of course still too young to take part. If we are blessed with one more son, then that will make the full twelve and in a couple of years little Hannah and I can remove ourselves from the table (where we currently make up the numbers) and dedicate ourselves to serving.

The children draw straws for who will be Judas, and after dinner we go to a remote part of the garden to reenact the betrayal. Mr husband, of course, takes the role of Our Lord. The scene of Jesus's arrest will not be reenacted again, though, following the unfortunate incident last year when Nathanael (then aged 5) brought a real sword to the proceedings and decided that a passing gardener was Malchus.


I am so looking forward to it: it's such a hands-on way to teach the little ones.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 04-19-2019, 12:22 PM

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Every Easter season I get disgusted
Obviously I do not permit catholics in the home and have no idea how they celebrate Easter. There are several New Testament approved recipes suitable for this special time of year two of which I'd like to suggest.

Firstly, the layered bacon/salami/ham slices dunked in a cheese batter and deep fried makes a lovely alternative to fish.

Secondly, the crispy deep fried stuffed frog.

Papists would probably reject both of these and it's important to refrain from every appearance of evil so an ideal choice.

For refreshment I've found this lovely dark hued infusion, an aniseed wine reminding us of the hours of darkness when Christ hung there and died. Several variants are available to choose from. Jesus did not just die, however. He was tormented. Blood ran out of His body mixed with water and we need to remember that because if His blood did not run out onto the dirt there could be no remission of sin. To remind us of this I'll recommend a well matured Madiran vintage commemorating His blood combined with one of the Irouléguy whites. These three (or similar) together over ice is the perfect digestif to follow.

Catholics mock Christ at every opportunity. Just read The Bible to see what He detests: that's exactly what they do. For this reason I would never consume fish at Easter. Wherever their garbage is promoted, you will never see me there. It's such a bad witness, imagine someone deciding to leave what they'd almost certainly been indoctrinated into and turning to you for help. "But if the pope's message is so wrong," they may say (or think, more likely) "why were you there? Why did you kowtow to their pagan traditions?"

There are some other recipes, too. I hope these suggestions are useful, anyway.
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Obviously I do not permit catholics in the home and have no idea how they celebrate Easter. There are several New Testament approved recipes suitable for this special time of year two of which I'd like to suggest.

Firstly, the layered bacon/salami/ham slices dunked in a cheese batter and deep fried makes a lovely alternative to fish.

Secondly, the crispy deep fried stuffed frog.

Papists would probably reject both of these and it's important to refrain from every appearance of evil so an ideal choice.

For refreshment I've found this lovely dark hued infusion, an aniseed wine reminding us of the hours of darkness when Christ hung there and died. Several variants are available to choose from. Jesus did not just die, however. He was tormented. Blood ran out of His body mixed with water and we need to remember that because if His blood did not run out onto the dirt there could be no remission of sin. To remind us of this I'll recommend a well matured Madiran vintage commemorating His blood combined with one of the Irouléguy whites. These three (or similar) together over ice is the perfect digestif to follow.

Catholics mock Christ at every opportunity. Just read The Bible to see what He detests: that's exactly what they do. For this reason I would never consume fish at Easter. Wherever their garbage is promoted, you will never see me there. It's such a bad witness, imagine someone deciding to leave what they'd almost certainly been indoctrinated into and turning to you for help. "But if the pope's message is so wrong," they may say (or think, more likely) "why were you there? Why did you kowtow to their pagan traditions?"

There are some other recipes, too. I hope these suggestions are useful, anyway.
Amen, Sister Mitza! You are so right not to let those hellbound Cathyolick heretics into your home. If they refuse to admit that they are spitting in the face of the by rejecting His glorious offer of true Salvation, in favor of their silly traditions and girly priests, then they must be shunned.

My dear sister Agatha got a call from one of her friends in that God-forsaken Toronto today. Being it's Good Friday and all, one of the churches there was holding its annual Good Friday Procession through the streets of an Italian district. Esmerelda told Aggie that due to the bad weather, they did not get much of a crowd out to see the disgusting display, which is too bad considering I'm sure the would love to have struck them with lightning bolts for so shamelessly parading statues through the streets. After this week's Holy fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, wouldn't you think those Cathyolicks would accept that is fed up with them all?

Here is a very brief clip, if you can stand watching it. And if you'll watch until the very end, you will see that Godless homersexualistic-supporting Prime Minister Trudeau, trying to win votes from a Jewish group. It's one thing for Good Friday to remind us believers of the sacrifice that the good did for us, but it's just terrible when those self-serving politicians use the occasion as a chance to boost their hopes in upcoming elections. A blessed Good Friday to you, dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 04-20-2019, 04:51 PM

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Every Easter season I get disgusted reading about Catholics stuffing their faces with fried fish while pretending to be grateful to Jesus. I mean, Jesus suffered and died. It seems like Catholics could do something more meaningful than a fish fry.

There are about 20 fish fries without a few minutes of Freehold. I encourage all of us here at Landover Baptist to honor Jesus by boycotting these disgusting events.


https://www.dmdiocese.org/news/news-fish-fry-dinners

Why would they eat fried fish for the last supper? Is this a real article....I dont even...🤔
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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 04-20-2019, 05:03 PM

I celebrated Good Friday with pork (roasted and smoked over open fire), rice with seafood, corn with cheese, pisco sour, maracuya juice, cappuccino coffee, and some sweets (picarones, local name for elephant ears, and alfajores, which are a sort of cookies). And that was just lunch! I must admit, Messicans in the ungodly South America know how to celebrate Jesus' temporary death, there are so many stands with delicious food, desserts, and of course lots and lots and lots of pisco.

I ate so much for lunch on Good Friday, I couldn't eat much for dinner! Just some lamb stew, ice cream, and more pisco sour.
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I made it up to 2 minutes. Knowing how obsessed they are with idols, I'd expected to be revolted but who is worshipping whom? For the first time in my life I saw what can only be AN IDOL OF PONTIUS PILATE.
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Sinner Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 03-09-2020, 07:46 PM

I for one will only eat fried pork on Fridays. Catholicks are all secretly crypto gays, green commies and bestiality enthusiasts so all they will do is get on with pork.

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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 03-11-2020, 02:26 PM

Everytime I look into this cathylick fish obsession it looks fishy. The best excuse they can come up with is that Jesus fasted in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. Really? Fish in the desert? Fried in camel fat?

I would more believe that some fishmongers and crony capitalism with the pope driving up the price of fish. And what about the workers in the cattle, pork, and chicken industries getting put out of work, going on welfare and collapsing the stock market - the hand of George Soros along with the pope promoting global communism.


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Everytime I look into this cathylick fish obsession it looks fishy. The best excuse they can come up with is that Jesus fasted in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. Really? Fish in the desert? Fried in camel fat?
Thank you for bringing that up, Brother Jennings Bryan. Did they even serve fish fried in the Bible?


I know that the Romans favored a really stinky condiment made from sardines fermented in their own filth or whatever. And Jesus did have to deal with the Roman Government. But He didn't like it. He just told people to render unto Caesar what they had to and all that.


Did the Romans insist their conquered people eat fried fish? Who were they, Long John Silver's?


No, I am thinking that perhaps the people receiving the famous fishes that Jesus handed out boiled theirs. I can imagine them having pots of hot water boiling nearby, in case some woman needed to give birth. But frying pans and hot oil to hand?!


Really, which ever Catholic Pope came up with that idea clearly knew nothing of life in Biblical times--to say nothing of the Bible.


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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 03-11-2020, 10:35 PM

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Thank you for bringing that up, Brother Jennings Bryan. Did they even serve fish fried in the Bible?


I know that the Romans favored a really stinky condiment made from sardines fermented in their own filth or whatever. And Jesus did have to deal with the Roman Government. But He didn't like it. He just told people to render unto Caesar what they had to and all that.


Did the Romans insist their conquered people eat fried fish? Who were they, Long John Silver's?


No, I am thinking that perhaps the people receiving the famous fishes that Jesus handed out boiled theirs. I can imagine them having pots of hot water boiling nearby, in case some woman needed to give birth. But frying pans and hot oil to hand?!


Really, which ever Catholic Pope came up with that idea clearly knew nothing of life in Biblical times--to say nothing of the Bible.
Thank you Sister Handmaiden for your questions and observations.

Let's get one thing clear here, the Bible (KJV1611) does call for fried foods - and meat is also permitted to be fried.

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Both for the shewbread, and for the fine flour for meat offering, and for the unleavened cakes, and for that which is baked in the pan, and for that which is fried, and for all manner of measure and size;

- 1 Chronicles 23:29-31

If he offer it for a thanksgiving, then he shall offer with the sacrifice of thanksgiving unleavened cakes mingled with oil, and unleavened wafers anointed with oil, and cakes mingled with oil, of fine flour, fried.

- Leviticus 7:12
The frying of fish is not specifically called for, and in Roman times fish was typically eaten fresh, dried, salted, smoked, or pickled. The Romans also fried food - typically in olive oil, and olive branches were a sign of peace (and the Roman legions kept it that way).

The vile Roman fermented fish sauce you refer to was called Garum and was rumored to contain parts of the fish not typically eaten. Some analysis in ruins indicates it was salty, contained MSG, and neurotoxins (excitotoxins). That, and coupled with the fact that Romans drank water from lead pipes, probably explains why the Roman Empire collapsed from the invasions of mongrel hoards and crazed mooselimbs in the Seventh Century (so much for "open" borders).

Somewhere in the early part of the 19th Century two Englishmen by the name of Lea and Perrins resurrected a version of this vile Roman concoction and named it "Worcestershire" sauce, and it's still being sold today. This is a cautionary note, but keep in mind that the "British Empire" also collapsed.


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Default Re: The Last Supper Was Not a Catholic Fish Fry - 03-12-2020, 02:46 AM

There's a tasty Mediterranean fish called red mullet. It's quite good fried on a hot-plate or even sizzled on hot coals.

JOHN 21
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Now when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea. And the other disciples came in a little ship.
9-10 As soon then as they were come to land, they saw a fire of coals there, and fish laid thereon, and bread. Jesus saith unto them, Bring of the fish which ye have now caught.

I couldn't remember if Jesus was frying the fish or not. He already had some on the go before the disciples arrived with theirs but He was happy for them to cook theirs too. It's almost certainly the sizzling method. On a hot-plate you can drizzle some oil over the fish which still isn't really "frying" but on coals that doesn't work out too well. We do know from Luke's testimony that the disciples used other methods too.

LUKE 24
36-38a
And as they thus spake, Jesus himself stood in the midst of them, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you. But they were terrified and affrighted, and supposed that they had seen a spirit. And he said unto them, Why are ye troubled?
41-43 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat? And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb. And he took it, and did eat before them.

The Bible demonstrates that all popes will fry, since their explicit and very frequently repeated blasphemies against The Holy Ghost can never be forgiven..ruling out deathbed conversions..as the following idols demonstrate quite well. Popes claim these abominations are inhabited by The Holy Ghost and can do magic. By praying to. By obsessing over. By touching. But most importantly by buying.

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