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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 02-12-2008, 07:25 AM

So what's the problem with post-pubescent breasts?

How could they possibly be a tool for Satan? Didn't God create them when He made Eve in the garden of Eden? The same goes for the rest of the lady bits. If not, then Eve would have been a man (that could procreate with other men) and while you might follow that, I don't swing that way...
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 03-04-2008, 08:42 PM

Don't worry "Holier than thou" Jeb Thurmond will rot in hell. Where he belongs.

I mean, just look at his face! How can you take a guy with a face like that seriously. Hahahaha.

This site makes me so sad - sad to know that there are people out there as deluded as this. You kind of know t hey exist, but hope they don't. You hope that the world might survive, might prosper, but then you realise it's full of religious fanatical freaks who think that environmentalism is evil.

WE ARE TRYING tO SAVE THE DAMN PLANET YOU LIVE ON. HOW THE HELL IS THAT ANTI-GODLY AND EVIL.

Oh yeah, it's SO anti-capitalist because we need to actually get together to achieve something. Christ is America full of mormons or what?!

The great thing is that America is crashing and burning. Soon China will be the only super power and they will be a great deal better for the world than America.

(Ancient civilisation that has learnt for millenia, versus a 200 year old upstart country that thinks it's gods gift but is actually screwing the world up more than any other country! Look at your ecological footprint - if the whole world lived as America it would have been destroyed three times over by now!)
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 03-04-2008, 09:17 PM

Sorry, I meant "mormons" not "mormons"

I have nothing against mormons per se, they seem rather deluded, but in the world of religion that seems quite common.
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 03-04-2008, 11:27 PM

Any religious extremist who thinks that any one religion is the only way is a global threat. All people are born equal, and remain equal until death, unless they cause harm to others. Hating others indirectly causes harm.
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 03-04-2008, 11:32 PM

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Don't worry "Holier than thou" Jeb Thurmond will rot in hell. Where he belongs.

I mean, just look at his face! How can you take a guy with a face like that seriously. Hahahaha.

This site makes me so sad - sad to know that there are people out there as deluded as this. You kind of know t hey exist, but hope they don't. You hope that the world might survive, might prosper, but then you realise it's full of religious fanatical freaks who think that environmentalism is evil.

WE ARE TRYING tO SAVE THE DAMN PLANET YOU LIVE ON. HOW THE HELL IS THAT ANTI-GODLY AND EVIL.

Oh yeah, it's SO anti-capitalist because we need to actually get together to achieve something. Christ is America full of mormons or what?!

The great thing is that America is crashing and burning. Soon China will be the only super power and they will be a great deal better for the world than America.

(Ancient civilisation that has learnt for millenia, versus a 200 year old upstart country that thinks it's gods gift but is actually screwing the world up more than any other country! Look at your ecological footprint - if the whole world lived as America it would have been destroyed three times over by now!)
Here is what your friends the chinks are doing to the planet:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...461828,00.html

You ignorant europeaons must be breathing this stuff.


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Any religious extremist who thinks that any one religion is the only way is a global threat. All people are born equal, and remain equal until death, unless they cause harm to others. Hating others indirectly causes harm.
Where does it say that in the Holy Bible?

God commands us to hate those whom HE hates.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.


And God DOES hate, pal.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-14-2008, 02:37 PM

Fortunately those gold diggers who sued R. Kelly didn't get their way. R. Kelly gets off again:
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[COLOR=#999999 ! important]By Stacy St. Clair, Tribune reporter
4:39 PM PDT, June 13, 2008 [/color]
A Cook County jury Friday acquitted R&B superstar R. Kelly of child pornography charges, marking the end of a high-profile trial rich in courtroom drama and celebrity intrigue.

Jurors put little stock in the prosecution's star witness, a woman who claimed she participated in sex acts with Kelly and the underage girl. And because the alleged victim and her family denied she was the woman in the video, jurors' sense of reasonable doubt held strong; likewise, the videotape of the sex acts was convincing, but didn't conclusively prove illegal activity, jurors said.

The initial vote after the case went to the jury was 10-2 in favor of acquittal. Subsequent votes during "heated but civil" deliberations moved back and forth, but never very far. A white female juror said the jurors shared opinions, but never saw anything conclusive.

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"And at some point we said there was a lack of evidence," the woman said. "There was nothing concrete enough to say it was him or her on that tape."

The 41-year-old singer, whose real name is Robert Kelly, long denied charges that he videotaped himself engaging in a variety of sex acts with his then-underage goddaughter. Authorities said the female in the video could have been as young as 13 at the time.

The jury of nine men and three women deliberated for 7 ˝ hours before finding Kelly not guilty on all 14 counts.
I'm sure someone (lump) will be by soon enough to defend the tramps from this case, but the men of the world need to be protected by vindictive women, so it's good to see that they don't get away with derailing the lives of men every time.


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 10-01-2008, 06:04 PM

Ummm...HELLO???? Lord Warrior, you were the one looking on the internet for girls bathing suits...why not just go into a store if you are so easily offended? And you happened to stumble across these pictures?? Doubt it, nice excuse.
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 10-01-2008, 06:06 PM

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And that porn is everywhere. I was looking for a bikini for my 13 year old wife, and found several sites that were just thousands of pictures of these 12 to 18 year old girls in bikini's. Some had other pictures of girls with nothing on. And now these trolls of the internet are invading here. Like a true christian male would go gaga over some little 13 year olds small succulent breasts. Do they know we are immune to such temptresses.

Your wife is 13? You're a pedophile.


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...why not just go into a store if you are so easily offended?
Are you joking? Have you ever heard the music they play in those stores?


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 10-01-2008, 06:45 PM

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Are you joking? Have you ever heard the music they play in those stores?
If you think a little rap music is going to sway your faith so easily, I highly doubt you should call yourself a Christian.
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If you think a little rap music is going to sway your faith so easily, I highly doubt you should call yourself a Christian.

Participating in any sin is just going to make you complacent. And complacency is just going to lead you to sin more.

So why not just stay away from sin altogether? What kind of Christian goes to places that play rap music? None that I know.


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Participating in any sin is just going to make you complacent. And complacency is just going to lead you to sin more.

So why not just stay away from sin altogether? What kind of Christian goes to places that play rap music? None that I know.

So it's not ok to go into a store to innocently buy a bathing suit in public, but it is ok to surf the internet at will in the privacy of your home where you are subject to much larger amounts of pornography and can easily access? Ridiculous, and thanks for the laugh.
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So it's not ok to go into a store to innocently buy a bathing suit in public, but it is ok to surf the internet at will in the privacy of your home where you are subject to much larger amounts of pornography and can easily access? Ridiculous, and thanks for the laugh.
If you had an ounce of a brain, you would use JesOS or any other system that keeps that filth off your computer.

I guess if you won't listen, just keep flaunting your body around in the swimsuit store while listening to Satan's greatest hits on CD! We shall see what Jesus thinks!

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If you had an ounce of a brain, you would use JesOS or any other system that keeps that filth off your computer.

I guess if you won't listen, just keep flaunting your body around in the swimsuit store while listening to Satan's greatest hits on CD! We shall see what Jesus thinks!

I don't think Jesus is laughing friend.
Ebenezer, we both know you wack it in the privacy of your home. I don't need systems on my computer to keep porn away because it just doesn't interest me, my husband and I have a healthy sexual realtionship. And how is walking around looking for clothes in a store considered "flaunting". Your thinking way too much into it. You are yourself a lowly sinner just as much as anyone else, so please jump of the high horse you have put yourself on before you fall off.
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Ebenezer, we both know you wack it in the privacy of your home. I don't need systems on my computer to keep porn away because it just doesn't interest me, my husband and I have a healthy sexual realtionship. And how is walking around looking for clothes in a store considered "flaunting". Your thinking way too much into it. You are yourself a lowly sinner just as much as anyone else, so please jump of the high horse you have put yourself on before you fall off.
This is a Christian forum, we follow the Bible not the desires of our flesh! I do not "whack it" period! Do you think I am trying to go blind??

You better do something about that computer, you talk big now, but your probably going through 100 tallywhacker enlarging spam emails a day.


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 10-02-2008, 12:25 AM

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This is a Christian forum, we follow the Bible not the desires of our flesh! I do not "whack it" period! Do you think I am trying to go blind??

You better do something about that computer, you talk big now, but your probably going through 100 tallywhacker enlarging spam emails a day.
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 05-14-2009, 06:24 PM

Brother Jeb, how much side-boob is acceptable? A lot is let slip by these days, and it seems that the side-boob is the most innocent part of the boob.

How do you feel about this?

Something like this is allowed to pass censor these days. When did this become acceptable? Answer: NEVER!


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 05-16-2009, 09:45 AM

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After a long and rigourous session of investigation, I have concluded that her breasts are indeed post-pubescent. SMUT TO BE BANNED AND BURNED!


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 05-16-2009, 07:46 PM

We have all read about countless pastors and priests who have fallen and succumbed to sexual acts with their young alter boys and children in their church.

All of this can be blamed on the media and photos posted on the interenet. If young boys and girls are not made to look like sex objects they would not be treated as such.

We should all pray that these religious leaders are let into Heaven even though they had sex with people who trusted them.
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