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Angry Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-20-2011, 04:49 PM

On the internet's front page! An evolutionist!

I don't know much about this Howie Mandel guy they're glorifying, but his sick imagination came up with "genetics", an idea which spits on the Bible! The Bible clearly states that "before you where in the womb, I [God] formed you". BEFORE the sperm meets the egg your every detail has been intelligently designed, so if you happen to look like your parents, that's a happy coincidence.

After all, if genetics is real, how can it explain how every 10th kid around here seems to be a sickly/clumsy mulatto who ends up dieing of chicken pox or falling out a window? None of our women are married to sickly, clumsy black men. Obviousy genetics is a fraud and God is testing our faith.

Anyway, Google says this Mandela guy was in the pea industry. So, every True Christian™ must BOYCOTT any peas, chickpeas, and peameal bacon (just to be safe).


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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-20-2011, 04:56 PM

Boycott? Only liberals do boycotts. We do BANNING!


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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-20-2011, 05:49 PM

Hitler liked peas, just saying.



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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-20-2011, 08:37 PM

Howie Mandel? That third-rate Canuck Joo "comedian" from America's Got Talent decided to go into science? Oh, that's rich. Well, if Howie thinks that how peas grow somehow relates to human beings.....then that's the funniest joke that idiot ever told.



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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-20-2011, 08:48 PM

Is the picture this, yes?



I don't think I would like to get alll into esperms and vegetables's sex and estuffs - is disgusting even think of this - and then you die and don't go up the Heavens Above and juts go t the hell and never rest in peas.



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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-20-2011, 08:51 PM

Has anyone ever seen a gene with the naked eye? Didn't think so. I don't have enough faith to believe in genes.

Besides, the pea-worshipers, in order to preserve their mythology, have to remain willfilly ignorant of the way inheritance actually works:

Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.


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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-21-2011, 03:04 AM

Today's Google logo was a celebration for Gregor Mendel's 189th birthday. Mendel is widely considered as the founder of modern day genetics. Ironically, he was also a Christian priest.


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Today's Google logo was a celebration for Gregor Mendel's 189th birthday. Mendel is widely considered as the founder of modern day genetics. Ironically, he was also a Christian priest.
There is no such thing as a Christian priest (or priestess).
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Today's Google logo was a celebration for Gregor Mendel's 189th birthday. Mendel is widely considered as the founder of modern day genetics. Ironically, he was also a Christian priest.
He was a Catholic priest. Catholics aren't Christians.


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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-21-2011, 09:18 PM

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He was a Catholic priest. Catholics aren't Christians.
You're wrong there. By definition, Gregor Mendel was a christian priest.

The definition of Christian is :

"A person who is a believer in Jesus Christ and his teachings."

The definition of Priest is:

"An ordained minister of the Catholic, Orthodox, or Anglican Church having the authority to perform rites and administer sacraments."

Since Mendel believed in Jesus Christ and his teachings and was an ordained minister of the Catholic Church, he is defined as a Christian Priest.

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I'm not too big a fan of Catholicism either as I think it does particularly follows the bible as well as it should (example: Priests cannot wed) .


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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-21-2011, 10:02 PM

1. Did you read the thread to which I linked?

2. Here's Christ's definition of a Christian:

Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Since the will of the Father is what the Bible says it is, you've admitted that by this definition, Catholics are not Christians.


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You're wrong there. By definition, Gregor Mendel was a christian priest.

The definition of Christian is :

"A person who is a believer in Jesus Christ and his teachings."

The definition of Priest is:

"An ordained minister of the Catholic, Orthodox, or Anglican Church having the authority to perform rites and administer sacraments."

Since Mendel believed in Jesus Christ and his teachings and was an ordained minister of the Catholic Church, he is defined as a Christian Priest.

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I'm not too big a fan of Catholicism either as I think it does particularly follows the bible as well as it should (example: Priests cannot wed) .
Are you having trouble reading this morning? It is IMPOSSIBLE for anyone who believes in Jesus Christ and who follows His teachings to be a priest because
1.JESUS HIMSELF IS THE HIGH PRIEST I Timothy 2:5; Hebrews 9:24

oh, there isn't a "2"

the trouble with copy/pasting the first entry thrown up by a Google search is that if you don't know what the words used in the definition mean you end up worse off than you were before. A Christian not only believes in Jesus Christ and His teachings but FOLLOWS THOSE TEACHINGS. The devils believe Jesus' teachings, but do not follow them.
In your case, you need to understand what those teachings are before you use the definition to determine whether any "church" or "individual" or "priest" is a Christian or not.
You are incapable of doing that because you don't know what the definition you looked up actually means. James 2:19

The same applies to your definition of "priest" — what about priests of Baal for example? The high priestess of Astarte? Is a temple prostitute excluded? Or does she have a priestly function? None of them are included in your definition, since none of them are Anglicans or Catholics or Other Orthodox.

This site might be helpful.

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Peas are food you eat.. LOL..
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Default Re: Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas! - 07-22-2011, 09:03 AM

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Google Australia is celebrating Alexander Stirling Calder, the man who invented these things:
You can click here to see I suppose, but probably we'll be getting a different heathen every day or something?
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Are you having trouble reading this morning? It is IMPOSSIBLE for anyone who believes in Jesus Christ and who follows His teachings to be a priest because
1.JESUS HIMSELF IS THE HIGH PRIEST I Timothy 2:5; Hebrews 9:24

oh, there isn't a "2"

the trouble with copy/pasting the first entry thrown up by a Google search is that if you don't know what the words used in the definition mean you end up worse off than you were before. A Christian not only believes in Jesus Christ and His teachings but FOLLOWS THOSE TEACHINGS. The devils believe Jesus' teachings, but do not follow them.
In your case, you need to understand what those teachings are before you use the definition to determine whether any "church" or "individual" or "priest" is a Christian or not.
You are incapable of doing that because you don't know what the definition you looked up actually means. James 2:19

The same applies to your definition of "priest" — what about priests of Baal for example? The high priestess of Astarte? Is a temple prostitute excluded? Or does she have a priestly function? None of them are included in your definition, since none of them are Anglicans or Catholics or Other Orthodox.

This site might be helpful.

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Actually I learned about mendel in BIOLOGY class... It was around the same time we learned about the completely correct theory of evolution.

Who should I trust with definitions, you or Webster?


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Who should I trust with definitions, you or Webster?
God.


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Then you need to explain what a priest of Baal might be.
Or a priestess of Astarte.

Thousands of archæologists have an answer based on several centuries of experience, together with concrete evidence. That doesn't mean what they say is always right of course, but they all know who or what Baal was and that he had priests.

With your nose glued to some banal search engine (I know you didn't actually click either link) and zero experience "in the field" how can you ever make a value judgement about which definitions might be accurate? Words signify ideas or objects and which word signifies which idea is determined by usage. How do you know what usage prevails if you never have any contact with the people who actually use the words? You don't know what we mean, for example.

Did Astarte have priests? Your dictionary would say "NO" (but you haven't read Webster's at all: you don't know what it says). A priest is an intermediary. There is no such thing as a Christian priest because ACCORDING TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL OF CHRISTIANITY there is NO LONGER A RÔLE FOR ANY INTERMEDIARY: it is explicitly stated to be so.

Which is the more reliable source concerning Christianity would you say?
A 3rd hand dictionary definition or THE ACTUAL SOURCE MATERIAL ITSELF?

People might pretend to be anything, oxymoronic (e.g. a Christian "priest") or simple deception (the drug dealer who pretends to be your friend). It doesn't alter what they really are.

But I may have been hasty. There's some additional material that might be appropriate HERE. Let me know how you get on.
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There are multiple definitions for the same word, or are you to dull to even know that?

"1.a person whose office it is to perform religious rites, and especially to make sacrificial offerings.
2. (in Christian use) a. a person ordained to the sacerdotal or pastoral office; a member of the clergy; minister.

b. (in hierarchical churches) a member of the clergy of the order next below that of bishop, authorized to carry out the Christian ministry."

Obviously I used the definition that best fit my explanation, unless you were too dull to figure that out.

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No I do not know why Catholicism has priests. Maybe they shouldn't, but they do.

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There are multiple definitions for the same word, or are you to dull to even know that?
The one that counts is the one that agrees with God's Word. Do you honestly think that any lexicographer can overrule the Almighty?

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Educate yourself please.
You don't even see the irony, do you?


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