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Default If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? - a movie all True Christians™ should watch - 08-24-2011, 07:53 PM

While i was looking through the internet for a good True Christian™ movie for my family, i found a very, very good movie called If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? This is the best True Christian™ movie i have seen in a very long time, it has the same storyline as Red Dawn but its made before Red Dawn, which makes Red Dawn a Hellywood joo ripoff. However, the movie i am going to show you here is a True Christian™ movie that really shows what WILL happen if Obama wins in 2012








This is a very realistic, suspenseful and educational True Christian™ movie for the whole family, i will show this one in my church next week! This movie is perfect for family viewing, it does not contain any swearing, nudity or joo actors!
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Default Re: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? - a movie all True Christians™ should watch - 08-24-2011, 08:06 PM

That movie is beyond gripping. I remember seeing that when I was somewhat younger. The Rev. Estus Pirkle certainly knew how to make a film that was not only well-produced but filled with action and adventure whilst giving a really clear and true message.

I went to his funeral, a sad day... his eyes were still as close together as they ever were. Perhaps, in heaven, he will have different ones.

Dear me, the nostalgia for better times has come upon me and I must wipe a little water from my eyes....





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Default Re: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? - a movie all True Christians™ should watch - 08-24-2011, 08:13 PM

Luckly everyone can watch this movie on youtube now(unless you live in some communist country where youtube is banned), personally i would love to see a digitally remastered Blu-ray edition with lots of special features, but the Hellywood joos who makes dvds and blu-rays will never release Godly movies like this. Estus Pirkle was a True Christian™ American Republican Patriot that we will never forget, he is in heaven now, it really saddens me to think of him knowing about the Obama communist takeover, just like he predicted in this movie. Right now i am translating this movie to Faroese subtitles so that it can be shown in the Baptist church in my village
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