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Default Another Butt Pirate School Teacher - 12-13-2006, 01:10 PM

As if True Christian™ parents needed another reason to homeschool their children, THIS story only reinforces our worst fears. Notice how this pervert runs right to the jew lawyers at the ACLU (Anti-Christian Losers Union) to sue everyone in sight and get fat off the profits. He's demanding special rights to recruit innocent schoolchildren into the demonic world of sodomy!

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Teacher in crack over butt art

RICHMOND, Va. - To hear the students tell it, Stephen Murmer is a fun, popular art teacher who is always quick to crack a joke. But there is another side to Murmer. A side that has agitated school officials and resulted in his suspension. A side that focuses, almost entirely, on the crack in his backside.

Outside of class and under an alter ego, the self-proclaimed "butt-printing artist" creates floral and abstract art by plastering his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas. His cheeky creations sell for hundreds of dollars.

This has not gone over well with Chesterfield County school officials, who placed Murmer on administrative leave from his job at Monacan High School.

Murmer contacted the American Civil Liberties Union of Virginia after he was suspended on Friday, ACLU legal director Rebecca Glenberg said. He told Glenberg that administrators had suspended him with pay for five days because of his work as a butt-print painter and that he also could face unpaid suspension pending an investigation.

Murmer went to great lengths to keep his work life separate from his activities as an artist, said ACLU executive director Kent Willis. As a butt-printing artist, he goes by the name "Stan Murmur," and appears in disguise in photographs and videos promoting his art.

"As a public employee, he has constitutional rights, and he certainly has the right to engage in private legal activities protected by the First Amendment of the Constitution," Willis said.

A nearly naked Murmer expressed concern about remaining incognito during a 2003 appearance on the now-canceled cable television talk show, "Unscrewed With Martin Sargent." In a clip from the show, available on YouTube.com, Murmer dons a fake nose and glasses, a towel on his head, a black thong — and nothing else.

"I'm certainly proud of the ass painting," Murmer said in response to questions about his disguise. "I do have a real job where I do have real clients and I don't think they'd be too understanding if I was also the guy who painted with my ass."

That video has made the rounds at Monacan High, where the mere mention of Murmer's name was enough to elicit grins from students Tuesday. Most appeared to be firmly behind their teacher, describing his suspension as "stupid," "ignorant" and "kinda retarded."

This is not the first time Murmer has faced potential problems because of his extracurricular activities. Three years ago, he contacted the ACLU after he was told school administrators were unhappy about his paintings, Willis said. The issue eventually blew over with no suspension issued, Willis said. It was unclear why administrators decided to take action now.

Owning a piece of Murmer's art doesn't come cheap. On his Web site, his creations run upward of $900. His most popular piece, "Tulip Butts," goes for $600.

So how does one become a butt-printing artist? On his Web site, Murmur said his journey began a few years ago when he was told to find an organic item to use as a stamp for a class painting assignment. He decided to use his posterior. His final product was a hit with the class and a butt painter was born.

He was, however, the only student not asked to hold up his organic stamp.
God did not give us rear-ends to use in such depraved unnatural ways.


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Default Re: Another Butt Pirate School Teacher - 12-13-2006, 01:24 PM

Wow. Just in time for Christmas. A colored imprint of somebody's stinky testicles hanging on your wall. Jesus™ weeps.
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Default Re: Another Butt Pirate School Teacher - 12-13-2006, 04:42 PM

Perhaps he's addicted to crack?

By the way, Pastor, I saw Butt Tulips on his site, but no Butt Pirate. Where did you find that one?
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Default Re: Another Butt Pirate School Teacher - 12-14-2006, 04:31 AM

Good GOD is there NO end to the DEPRAVITY of these PERVERTS? How much further are they goin to go? When is the LORD goin to STOP these SONS OF SODOM?

Thank you for posting this because ALL PARENTS need to know what is REALLY goin on in the SINNERS SECULAR SCHOOLS nowadays! You see folks, the DEMONIC DEGENERATES are teaching YOUR children!

GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF THE PUBIC SCHOOLS!!

Teach them at home with the BIBLE KJV1611 and the ROD!!

Oh COME dear JeSuS before the DEGENERATES take over the world completely!!


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