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Default Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 04-22-2013, 11:36 PM

What I really can't understand is why the special olympics still exist. The whole thing is one big pat on the back for those degenerate slobs. If you keep lowering the bar for retards, they're just going to realise how easy they have it and keep acting in the same spastic way. What's next? Giving downies a prize for effort every time they say "durrrr" or dribble on themselves? "Well done for trying! Maybe next time you'll get the food in your mouth!"

The special olympics is simply the worst way of dealing with these "people". And, while, yes, I'm sure many atheists laugh at the mongoloids as they waddle and stumble their way through the events, I would prefer to see some proper care go into beating the special out of these special cases. If I took over from the Godless enablers who organise this travesty, I'd schedule just one event: introducing the fist of normality back into these retards' smug little faces.


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Default Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 04-23-2013, 07:13 PM

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Tomorrow, my 15 yr old step-son, who has chosen to be Autistic and mentally challenged, will participate in the Texas Special Olympics tomorrow, April 20th.
Holly, obviously God has punished your husband by giving him an undesirable child. What sin did your husband commit, and are you sure that Jesus has forgiven him? There's more at stake here than just a bunch of gimps and retards running amok.


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Default Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 04-23-2013, 08:51 PM

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Holly, obviously God has punished your husband by giving him an undesirable child. What sin did your husband commit, and are you sure that Jesus has forgiven him? There's more at stake here than just a bunch of gimps and retards running amok.
Well, Sir, I believe it was my husband's ex-wife who was being punished. She was an evil jezebel who spent time stealing from businesses, and hating her pregnancy. God cursed her with pre-eclampsia, and the baby was born at 26 weeks. (Malachi 2:2) We believe she was some sort of witch.

Mr Holly divorced the witch, and had himself rebaptized to cleanse himself of the bewitching. (Deuteronomy 24:1-4)

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Default Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 09-29-2016, 05:35 PM

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Every retarded is hellbound. You can tell them I said so!

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Default Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 09-29-2016, 05:50 PM

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Uh huh. And where exactly does the Bible say so?
If you'd read it, you'd know. You really should, especially if you're going to argue about it with people who have. You'll look less ignorant that way.


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Default Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 09-29-2016, 05:56 PM

Dear Brothers and Sisters. I am new here, but I have been reading this post for about 30 minutes(I joined 40 minutes ago) and If I may say something...........I really feel the urge to throw up if I read this any further. It is EXTREMELY offensive. How you may ask?
I
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and in the original poster's post, she said that Autism is a choice and I'm here to say its NOT!!!! and one of the commenters I saw was a pastor. And this so called "pastor" says and I quote "Every retarded is hellbound." How? How am I hellbound for having a disability? And where in the world is the verse that says so.
*sigh* Does Romans 6:23 say "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is Eternal Life FOR EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A *insert the derogatory term for disabled here* through Jesus Christ our Lord"? <------if you think this is what it means, you are DEAD wrong. I bet you everything I own, I bet you My own LIFE, that if I lived in Jesus' time, he would love me.
Now, I am willing to talk to anyone about this, if, AND ONLY IF, you do NOT use the terms *CRINGE* RETARD OR ***BERGERS.
I await your peaceful, humble, kind response.
Sincerely,


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Default Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 09-29-2016, 06:05 PM

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If you'd read it, you'd know. You really should, especially if you're going to argue about it with people who have. You'll look less ignorant that way.
Well, I happened to know, that it is found nowhere. And how do you know if I have or not?

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Default Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 09-29-2016, 06:53 PM

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Dear Brothers and Sisters. I am new here, but I have been reading this post for about 30 minutes(I joined 40 minutes ago) and If I may say something...........I really feel the urge to throw up if I read this any further. It is EXTREMELY offensive. How you may ask?
I
Have
Autism.
and in the original poster's post, she said that Autism is a choice and I'm here to say its NOT!!!! and one of the commenters I saw was a pastor. And this so called "pastor" says and I quote "Every retarded is hellbound." How? How am I hellbound for having a disability? And where in the world is the verse that says so.
*sigh* Does Romans 6:23 say "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is Eternal Life FOR EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A *insert the derogatory term for disabled here* through Jesus Christ our Lord"? <------if you think this is what it means, you are DEAD wrong. I bet you everything I own, I bet you My own LIFE, that if I lived in Jesus' time, he would love me.
Now, I am willing to talk to anyone about this, if, AND ONLY IF, you do NOT use the terms *CRINGE* RETARD OR ***BERGERS.
I await your peaceful, humble, kind response.
Sincerely,


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(now if you'll excuse me, its time for me to sing songs of worship to the God almighty who loves me)
Hello Mr. Huffstutter, and welcome to our friendly forums! I see you're a bit confused. Your confusion will clear up if you humble yourself and open your heart to God's Word, conveniently printed for you in American in the King James Bible. When you read the Holy Word of God, and when you open yourself to His Divine Guidance, you'll see that you have the option to confess your sins and be healed (James 5:14-16; John 9:31; Genesis 20:17). If you choose not to confess your sins, you will have essentially made the choice to maintain your disability. But healing only takes place if you have True Faith™ (Proverbs 28:9; Proverbs 15:29; James 1:6).

Do you see how wonderful is our God, the Lord Christ Jesus! He asks you personally (in a Love Letter written to all mankind, miraculously known to mean all things necessary while maintaining the appearance of inconsistency for the sake of confounding those who would seek to troll Jesus, or for His Holy Amusement, the Bible doesn't specify; Matthew 13:11; Luke 8:10) if your desire is to be healed, body and soul, or to remain a veritable enemy to Him for all eternity, scattered among the discarded riff-raff of souls (Luke 11:23; John 3:18)!

What is your choice, Mr. Huffstutter? Will you choose to humble yourself and accept the Word of God to say what It means, and mean what It says, or will you choose to defy Jesus and demand reality acquiesce to your own silly whim?

Tick tock, Mr. Huffstutter. There's no time like the present to prepare for eternity! Jesus doesn't come to get you ready, He comes for those who are ready!


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Well, I happened to know, that it is found nowhere...
If you want to take the "It's not specifically mentioned" angle, then I'll allow you that, but the Bible also doesn't specifically say anything about not snorting bath salts while riding a unicycle, blindfolded, along the railing of a train overpass during a hurricane.

Pastor Zeke's point about the mentally-challenged not getting into Heaven arises from Scripture like James 2:10. That verse tells us that perfect obedience to every last commandment, instruction, stricture, rule, taboo, etc., in the Bible is required to avoid everlasting Hellfire. As there are over 630 such requirements in the Bible, and many of them are difficult to pick out due to the obscure language they are couched in, it's obvious that God has pretty high standards for His True™ followers.

Add to that the Bible's claims (see Mrs. Etheldrada's post above) that Jesus will heal you of any illness or infirmity so long as you love Him enough. If you are still autistic, isn't that proof that Jesus hasn't heard your prayers?

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Add to that the Bible's claims (see Mrs. Etheldrada's post above) that Jesus will heal you of any illness or infirmity so long as you love Him enough. If you are still autistic, isn't that proof that Jesus hasn't heard your prayers?
As usual, you are a living testimony of one who hears the Word of God but chokes it off before it can take root (Mark 4:18-19). It seems our friend Mr. Huffer has opted for the same. In doing so, you both miss pertinent information, such as it could simply be a matter of Jesus not having called Mr. Huffer to be holy and blameless before Him (Ephesians 1:4), regardless of what Mr. Huff's lying heart is telling him (Jeremiah 17:9). Mr. Huffsniffer could simply be a living example of what not to be when it comes to considering the credibility and value of the Living Word of God, and the Saving Faith of Christ Jesus.

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Inb4 "God made me this way, therefore He loves me as I am":
Ugh. Is there any more trite, foolish platitude than this? If God loves those souls He unceremoniously chucks into the endless Lake of Fire, what do these people think "love" even means? With friends like that, who needs enemies, right?

Puh-lease. God loves ME enough to ensure I won't be Damned for all eternity!

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Cross Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 09-30-2016, 02:12 AM

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If you want to take the "It's not specifically mentioned" angle, then I'll allow you that, but the Bible also doesn't specifically say anything about not snorting bath salts while riding a unicycle, blindfolded, along the railing of a train overpass during a hurricane.

Pastor Zeke's point about the mentally-challenged not getting into Heaven arises from Scripture like James 2:10. That verse tells us that perfect obedience to every last commandment, instruction, stricture, rule, taboo, etc., in the Bible is required to avoid everlasting Hellfire. As there are over 630 such requirements in the Bible, and many of them are difficult to pick out due to the obscure language they are couched in, it's obvious that God has pretty high standards for His True™ followers.

Add to that the Bible's claims (see Mrs. Etheldrada's post above) that Jesus will heal you of any illness or infirmity so long as you love Him enough. If you are still autistic, isn't that proof that Jesus hasn't heard your prayers?

Inb4 "God made me this way, therefore He loves me as I am":

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness:
I make peace, and create evil:
I the Lord do all these things."

There are times when I wish I could strip you naked and purge you with hyssop, you arrogant atheist! (Psalm 51:7) Leave the healing to those who believe and know that JESUS can miraculously cure anyone who calls on Him. (Isaiah 53:5)


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Love Jesus Re: I need guidance about the Special Olympics - 09-30-2016, 05:00 AM

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Uh huh. And where exactly does the Bible say so?
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Dear Brothers and Sisters. I am new here, but I have been reading this post for about 30 minutes(I joined 40 minutes ago) and If I may say something...........I really feel the urge to throw up if I read this any further. It is EXTREMELY offensive. How you may ask?
I
Have
Autism.
and in the original poster's post, she said that Autism is a choice and I'm here to say its NOT!!!! and one of the commenters I saw was a pastor. And this so called "pastor" says and I quote "Every retarded is hellbound." How? How am I hellbound for having a disability? And where in the world is the verse that says so.
*sigh* Does Romans 6:23 say "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is Eternal Life FOR EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A *insert the derogatory term for disabled here* through Jesus Christ our Lord"? <------if you think this is what it means, you are DEAD wrong. I bet you everything I own, I bet you My own LIFE, that if I lived in Jesus' time, he would love me.
Now, I am willing to talk to anyone about this, if, AND ONLY IF, you do NOT use the terms *CRINGE* RETARD OR ***BERGERS.
I await your peaceful, humble, kind response.
Sincerely,

Future Autistic Reverend Erick W. Huffstutter.
(now if you'll excuse me, its time for me to sing songs of worship to the God almighty who loves me)
Mr. Huffstutter,

While you've been given nice and comprehensive replies by out Sisters and Brethren, and even by educated but irrevocably lost sinners, there are a few issues about your inquisitive posts that still need to be addressed.

1. The Etiology of Autism and Related Disorders.

These ailments are indeed caused by God, by Jesus. The reason is simple. Sinners voluntarily make God hate them!

Psalm 5:5
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.


What does God do to the workers of iniquity?

Exodus 20:5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

This is so simple and elegant: There was a choice to do sin, and this sin is carried over to future generations. Due to His jealousy, God makes revenge on the sinners by afflicting their offspring with different types of mental inferiority to show them that they've been trespassing. Unfortunately this is cumulative, and there are less and less proper True Christians™ around.

Luke 18:8
I tell you that he will avenge them speedily. Nevertheless when the Son of man cometh, shall he find faith on the earth?
  • Conclusion 1: People do iniquity -> God hates those who do iniquity -> He makes revenge -> as a result, there are disorders that include mental handicaps.

2. The difficulties of being Saved with a mental handicap

Being Saved requires that a person realizes her sorry state and submits to Jesus.

Acts 2:38
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.


Acts 3:19
Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;


A severely mentally disabled person cannot Repent so there is no chance for Salvation. This is a choice her ancestors did when they chose to do iniquity. God warned them beforehand, it's of His doing but not His fault. The Bible was available. It was there for them to read and see, what their repulsive behavior would cause. They ignored it, similar to the millions who perished before Jesus and are now in Hell (John 3:18). As Sister Mary explained, there is still a chance. While the mentally deficient person cannot be heard by God (John 9:31) nor Repent, True Christian™ prayer can move mountains (Matthew 17:20). In addition, some forms of metal handicap are compatible (with adequate discipline) with basic forms of understanding that can be adequate for Repentance per se. There is Hope, because Jesus is Merciful (Jonah 4:2).

There is Hope to overturn these revolting choices by sinners but the odds are unfortunately not good. Let us look at some Future History (that is the same as the past for Jesus; 2 Peter 3:8). Jesus will soon return (Revelation 22:21). He will smite sinners Big Time with war, famine, disease, poisonous locusts, sunburn, eczema, poisoned sea and drinking water, darkness, etc. (Revelation 6-16). Still, most people will neglect these manifestations of His Love and continue sinning. This is unfathomable.

Revelation 9:20
And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:


Revelation 16:9

And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.


Revelation 16:11
And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.
  • Conclusion 2: Severe mental handicaps prevent Repentance -> if you don't Repent, you cannot be Saved -> mentally deficient people have no chance -> Jesus is Merciful -> healing prayer can sometimes overturn the choices of the forefathers (complication, the prayers of the sinner herself are useless as stated in John 9:31).
I am seeing this on a smaller scale whenever we discuss these issues on this Godly Forum. Although Jesus has done His utmost to show His Might to the handicapped and mentally inferior people, they refuse this call and, instead of Repenting, interpret this as "I cannot influence this, God made me this way". Of course He did, but that is no excuse not to Repent! The Love is there once you Repent, get a proper healing (Luke 9:2) and start following Jesus.

There is hope.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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