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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 02:44 PM
(This rather unusual Cross came up when I typed in "Faith Machine")
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 03:06 PM
Hippy Bursttag
2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomasespensen
Hippy Bursttag
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Sirs, this thread is meant as a means of wishing a True Christian a happy birthday, not as a means to send satanic messages over the Internet!
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With faith as immovable as the Earth
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 04:15 PM
Happy Birthday Faith Machine. I pray that the Lord will return and take us all before you have a chance of another one.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 04:27 PM
My condolences on not being in Heaven yet. Jesus clearly wants you to suffer another year.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 04:30 PM
How lucky are YOU!?! Your Birthday is only two days before JESUS'!!!
BLESSINGS ON YOUR
SPECIAL DAY!!!!
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 06:00 PM
Blessed Birthday indeed!! Happy Birthday Brother Faith Machine!!!
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The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 06:32 PM
Happy Birthday FM!! May you be in Heaven securely nestled in Baby Jesus' loving arms this time next year!!
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 09:30 PM
Aha! A sign! Just look at the red cloven hooves on that fiend!
So, RA11 (Rat Attack 2011) is set to happen Right before Christmas! I knew all along it would be here by 2011, naysayers!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 09:37 PM
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 09:59 PM
God Bless both of you Christians for posting these warnings that only another True Christian would be able to decipher.
It's the Rapture! It's the Armageddon, I say!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 10:14 PM
Regards on this day, Faith Machine.
Now to a matter more relevant. I trust you will not displease me with your Christmas gift this year as you did last. I initially smiled when my husband unwrapped it, and we used the candle holder you sent to light our humble abode every day through the long, dark arctic winter.
Then on April 1st you told me what it actually is. Your mirth was not appreciated. Mocking my ignorance as a simple Eskimo woman was not appreciated. Some pranks are NOT funny.
I trust you will not repeat your cruelty.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-23-2011, 11:46 PM
Happy Birthday, Faith Machine! May you convert lots of heathens in the years to come!
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-25-2011, 12:37 AM
Oh, you're all so nice! Thank you, Brothers and Sisters!!!!
I must address Daisy Mae's query, though...
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
How lucky are YOU!?! Your Birthday is only two days before JESUS'!!!
BLESSINGS ON YOUR
SPECIAL DAY!!!!
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Believe it or not, when I was a very small child, I assumed all the Christmas decorations I saw everywhere were in honor of my birthday. This gave me an inflated sense of my own importance. Therefore, having a birthday so close to that of Jesus was a terrible challenge which I only overcame when I began to actually learn about Him!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-25-2011, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Kitty
Regards on this day, Faith Machine.
Now to a matter more relevant. I trust you will not displease me with your Christmas gift this year as you did last. I initially smiled when my husband unwrapped it, and we used the candle holder you sent to light our humble abode every day through the long, dark arctic winter.
Then on April 1st you told me what it actually is. Your mirth was not appreciated. Mocking my ignorance as a simple Eskimo woman was not appreciated. Some pranks are NOT funny.
I trust you will not repeat your cruelty.
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Uh oh...
Listen, Sister Kitty, when FedEx attempts to deliver a package from me this year, it might be a good idea if you just tell them they got the wrong address.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-25-2011, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Uh oh...
Listen, Sister Kitty, when FedEx attempts to deliver a package from me this year, it might be a good idea if you just tell them they got the wrong address.
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All is forgiven and I am again in your debt. The package arrived shortly before you posted and my youngest son opened it. It is lovely, and I am smiling again. That's twice this month. It is indeed a splendid box in which to store bannock.
Your gracious gift and your apology are accepted.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-25-2011, 02:56 AM
Um...
I take it you have not yet looked inside it?
Maybe...
Maybe it's best if you don't.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-25-2011, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Um...
I take it you have not yet looked inside it?
Maybe...
Maybe it's best if you don't.
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The round white crackers were very enjoyable. My children had most of them but I had 3. Thank you again. Very bland, as is proper. They did not displease me.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-25-2011, 03:14 AM
Oh, I'm so glad to hear that!
Your lovely gift to me arrived just a few hours ago, and it will soon occupy an honored place in my front yard!
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Unsaved trash, satanic nazi
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Re: Blessed Birthday, FAITH_MACHINE! -
12-26-2011, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Kitty
Your gracious gift and your apology are accepted.
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Ohh sooooo Sweet you gave her a Catholic tabernacle, and it also had "Holy Eucharist" inside wich represent "The body of christ"
I might not share religion or Faith with you people, BUT i do feel bad when people mock on other Christians, IMO it is not fun that Sister Kitty and her kids ate Holy Eucharist, as this is against their faith to be Idolizers and Marry worshipers.
But I see it is pretty common inhere as SUV also posted the Gayprideflag, with two gaybears.
And people wonder why i still belive else wise
2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.
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