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Default And Jesus Smiles! BGCT Declares Gender Immutable - 03-04-2015, 01:46 AM

As many of you know, I still have strong ties in the Texas Baptist community. Just last week I was in attendance of the Baptist General Convention of Texas, filling my seat there as an Executive Board member.



That would be me there on the far right. No pun intended.

We convened on the 23rd and 24th to discuss the Homersex Transgenitaled Agenda.

Transgenitaled homers have been causing a stir in Texas as of late, luring politicians into dark alleys and performing sexual acts on them, acts they film in order to blackmail lawmakers into passing 'anti-discrimination' bills.

Now they are stooping even lower, pressuring presidents of Texas Baptist universities to provide sodomanical 'accommodations' for the transgenitaled.

Well rest assured, Texas Baptist universities will not be installing restroom gloryholes any time soon!

Backed by unanimous vote, the resolution declaring gender an immutable biological fact, not a vaporous psychological decision, was passed.

While I can't get the PDF to copy & paste here, the resolution may be read in full here.

Yes, Baptists once again show what a progressive religion Christianity is. We have progressively recognized the filth that is the homersex agenda, and headed it off at the pass. Glory!


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Default Re: And Jesus Smiles! BGCT Declares Gender Immutable - 03-04-2015, 03:29 AM

It is sad that America has regressed to the point where learned, Godly men such as yourselves need to pass a resolution to affirm what our Lord made so abundantly clear. But, clearly the fight needs to be fought, and I thank the Lord for men like you who are willing to face the wrath of a legion of sexually degenerate freaks and stand for what is right. Thank you, Brother Des!


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Default Re: And Jesus Smiles! BGCT Declares Gender Immutable - 03-04-2015, 12:08 PM

If there was such a thing as a transgender person, God would have mentioned them in the Bible, kind of like how He mentions crippled people, queers, and Negroes.

But He didn't, because there is no such thing. A man in a dress is not transgender; he's confused.


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Default Re: And Jesus Smiles! BGCT Declares Gender Immutable - 03-04-2015, 12:37 PM

God is truly working through you and your fellow Executive Board members, Brother Des. Thank you for all your time and trouble in His service.

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While I can't get the PDF to copy & paste here, the resolution may be read in full here.
The older twins (9), who are quite the little experts when it comes to technology, have managed to do it for you, bless them. Here it is:

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Resolution on Transgender Issues

On Transgender Issues

WHEREAS, the Bible is the authority for faith and practice by Texas Baptists, the Baptist General Convention of Texas, and BGCT institutions; and

WHEREAS, the Bible states that God created humanity as two genders, male and female, and this includes Jesus’ own affirmation (Genesis 1:27; Matthew 19:4; Mark 10:6); and

WHEREAS, in the Bible gender is based on biological attributes and is seen as a gift from God and immutable; and

WHEREAS, some people today are expressing a desire to identify themselves with the gender which differs from their biological gender; and

WHEREAS, some of these persons are seeking to function in the broader society as if they are members of the gender that differs from their biological gender; therefore

BE IT RESOLVED that the Executive Board of the Baptist General Convention of Texas express great concern with the emergence of the transgender agenda and the notion that one’s gender is determined psychologically, not biologically; and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that we affirm that in creation God made male and female as biological gender assignment; and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that we desire for all people, including those who consider themselves transgender, to be treated with love and respect but that such love and respect not be construed as approval for every behavior, and

BE IT FINALLY RESOLVED that we seek to minister to all persons, including those who consider themselves transgender.
My husband has asked me, on his behalf, to congratulate the Board on the clarity of its drafting, though he wonders why Deuteronomy 22:5 was not cited.


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My husband has asked me, on his behalf, to congratulate the Board on the clarity of its drafting, though he wonders why Deuteronomy 22:5 was not cited.
We were getting around to it, but it had been a long two days in Dallas, and the Golden Corral down the road was about to close. Everyone was ready to run out the door for the last minute buffet.


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Default Re: And Jesus Smiles! BGCT Declares Gender Immutable - 03-05-2015, 07:12 AM

I cannot agree with the last clause.
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BE IT FINALLY RESOLVED that we seek to minister to all persons, including those who consider themselves transgender.
This resolution is in direct contravention of Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.


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I cannot agree with the last clause.
This resolution is in direct contravention of Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
Oh, we certainly don't let them through the doors of the church, but rather minister to them in much the same manner that we do here. Encourage them to repent and pray to God to grow them a new tallywhacker, and to present themselves to transgendercurious youth and explain to them how slicing their sausage will bar their passage to heaven.

God's Will can be served in many, many ways. Bad examples being one of them.


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Default Re: And Jesus Smiles! BGCT Declares Gender Immutable - 03-05-2015, 09:18 AM

Even if this system was fool-proof you would still find yourself with friends who you thought were straight and then, unexpectedly, they tell you, "I think I'm going to date that leszbot."


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