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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
03-17-2020, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Why are Italians so loud?
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There are many occasions in which my people (i, as a priest, have to contain myself) are loud, Soccer is one example, being the "Second God" of the Country. You can see that every time a Soccer Team makes a "Strike", the fans screams in joy, while the others screams in agony, followed by massive vandalism.
And Italy apparently is the number one country in the world when it comes to blasphemy. Both in real life and in internet i had met alot of people calling God a "pig" or "dog", as well other insult towards Our Lady. All of this because a deceased sport commentator named Germano Mosconi couldn't contain his own anger (a sin that was indeed deadly for him). I really doubt that God forgave him for all the mess he created.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
03-18-2020, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
There are many occasions in which my people (i, as a priest, have to contain myself) are loud, Soccer is one example, being the "Second God" of the Country. You can see that every time a Soccer Team makes a "Strike", the fans screams in joy, while the others screams in agony, followed by massive vandalism. And Italy apparently is the number one country in the world when it comes to blasphemy. Both in real life and in internet i had met alot of people calling God a "pig" or "dog", as well other insult towards Our Lady. All of this because a deceased sport commentator named Germano Mosconi couldn't contain his own anger (a sin that was indeed deadly for him). I really doubt that God forgave him for all the mess he created.
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God is not a lady.
I thought you were starting to read The Bible but instead now I wonder whether you're actually becoming a communist. There may also be some confusion about Italian "sport" where homegrown "football" varies a little from the English invention.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
03-18-2020, 02:24 PM
In addition to being a nation of godless idol worshippers, the Italians are a tribe of drunken wine bibbers. They wake up every morning with a hangover and angrily yell CHE! at everyone they encounter. They then make things worse by drinking their foul and bitter coffee, which they call espresso. Then, those who have jobs drive off, seething with irrational angers, but ready for Italian traffic. After they arrive at their destination, they usually drink a bottle of wine and assume the usual attitude of drunks the world over.
Drunks in their cups often make foolish decisions. One decision recently made by Italians is to hug Chinamen they encounter for some reason understood only by them. Chinamen are known to be carriers of the Corona Plague, so the friendly and drunk Italians now have plenty of the plague themselves. The same thing happened during the Black Plague (not the Negroe jazz musicians in the thirties, the other one). For some reason, Italians like to hug sick people who have been struck down by God with some plague or another. This has never worked well and it isn't working as planned now either.
God smote about half of the Italians with the Black Plague and I expect the results of this one will be about the same. God hates idol worshippers and He will not sit idly by and watch their antics without a reaction.
Exodus 20:4
Isaiah 48:22
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
03-18-2020, 10:03 PM
They just reap what they have sown. They knew it eventually came back to them.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
03-19-2020, 02:25 AM
They just reap what they have sown. They knew it eventually came back to them.
That would seem unlikely.
God repeatedly sends earthquakes, volcanos, fierce storms, floods, death and after so many centuries you'd think they'd get the message. But they haven't. Even today they think strutting around with half a mullet is a good look ready to start kissing both cheeks my advice would be as soon as you smell one approaching to go home.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
03-22-2020, 02:11 AM
I've been following the news lately, had been particularly curious about this New Jersey family, whose members have been dropping like flies. Pardon me, the link is from the Joo York Times:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/18/n...Eg-PwM36JSZRxM
Anyway, there's little doubt in my mind that this family were struck particularly hard was due to their Catholicism. There's very little else to explain it. With so many family members, can anyone doubt God for thinning them down, a bit? 20 grandkids indeed, you Catholics breed like rabbits! I feel bad for their neighbors, it must be a noisy time for them right now, hearing snivelling ginos howling from their perches of quarantine, am I right?
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
05-26-2020, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
God repeatedly sends earthquakes, volcanos, fierce storms, floods, death and after so many centuries you'd think they'd get the message. But they haven't.
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The fine people of beloved Italy have shown great resilience and faith in these difficult times much like they have in the aforementioned trials of their faith... a faith that has blossomed since the day Jesus built His church on the rock of St. Peter. While their suffering, all part of His plan, has been considerable they are emerging from their tribulations in great stead thanks to the love of Jesus and the kindly, gentle and caring leadership of Pope Francis.
Meanwhile, the pathetic peoples of America are dropping like fly-balls bouncing off the skull of Jose Conseco and landing outside the ball park of Christ's love.
There can be no joy in the cruel deaths of 100,000 and counting but that is a small number considering the disdain God has for those who would follow and worship an orange idol made of fool's gold.
Bless you, My blatherskite bumpkins,
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
05-27-2020, 01:59 PM
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The fine people of beloved Italy have shown great resilience and faith in these difficult times much like they have in the aforementioned trials of their faith... a faith that has blossomed since the day Jesus built His church on the rock of St. Peter. While their suffering, all part of His plan, has been considerable they are emerging from their tribulations in great stead thanks to the love of Jesus and the kindly, gentle and caring leadership of Pope Francis.
Meanwhile, the pathetic peoples of America are dropping like fly-balls bouncing off the skull of Jose Conseco and landing outside the ball park of Christ's love.
There can be no joy in the cruel deaths of 100,000 and counting but that is a small number considering the disdain God has for those who would follow and worship an orange idol made of fool's gold.
Bless you, My blatherskite bumpkins,
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They finally let you out of the penitentiary, did they? You musta had it groovy down there with your innate inability to hold unto a bar of soap, eh? I can assure you that our allied forces against anal advances is as strong as evah! With Jesus and the Donnie! While I am a magnanimous man and I always welcome Jesus' enemies to dine with me in the faint hope to touching them deep, and I do remember how we've shared more than one Melchizedec (ou Midas) of Taittinger Réserve Brut, my Filipino houseboys are strictly_off_limits! Capische!
Tread carefully, my Ganymedian Gore Vidal-lookalike.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
05-27-2020, 03:14 PM
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Tread carefully, my Ganymedian Gore Vidal-lookalike.
In Christ, Zeke
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Thank you, Pastor Zeke, for this powerful take down of Father Mary.
No doubt he will soon be announcing his endorsement of the sputtering Sleepy Joe. I want to remind the Admins here we do not need humiliation at the hands of a degree holding Pope lover.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
05-27-2020, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
The fine people of beloved Italy have shown great resilience and faith in these difficult times
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If God loves Italy so much and has such high regard for Italians, why does he shower them with more earthquakes than even Godless California? Why has He sent this Corona Plague among them to thrash them for their sin? Why has He been scourging them so for more than a thousand years? Surely it is not because He loves them.
God hates Italy with a passion reserved for the most egregious sinners. These are the people who invented the gory effigy of Jesus suffering on the cross that is flaunted by Roman Catholics everywhere. A Christian loves that Jesus died for his sins. Romans revel in the pain and manner of death He suffered. That is not love. That is hate and scorn for the love Jesus showed His people.
The Italians are not just idolaters worshipping plaster statues of saints in defiance of God's law, they are mighty fornicators and they are a nation of drunks. Their obvious sin has clearly enraged the Lord and I expect He will send the Vatican tumbling down and reduce the rest of Italy to ashes before too long. Smug Jesuits can rationalize all they want. Their end is near.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
05-29-2020, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Italy
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And where do the Sicilies fit into your equation?
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-03-2021, 06:34 PM
Surprising good news from Italy, where an unvaccinated health-care worker has stood up to Big Pharma in a new and enterprising way.
Italian man tries to dodge Covid jab using fake arm
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An Italian man who wanted a Covid vaccination certificate without getting the jab turned up for his vaccine with a fake arm, officials say.
The man, in his 50s, arrived for his shot with a silicone mould covering his real arm, hoping it would go unnoticed. But a nurse was not fooled and the man has now been reported to the police.
The nurse told local media that when she had rolled up his sleeve, she found the skin "rubbery and cold" and the pigment "too light". After being discovered, the man tried to persuade the nurse to turn a blind eye. But instead she reported him to the police for fraud.
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It seems that this admirable fellow had been suspended from his job for not having a vaccination certificate. It is reassuring to see that even the pusillanimous Eyeties are fighting back. That nurse needs to be fired for breaking patient confidentiality.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-03-2021, 07:45 PM
It was the pale skin that gave it away. All Italians are tan and swarthy. If an ivory-complected person claims to be Italian, they are lying.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-03-2021, 08:02 PM
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I note that the reporter on that article calls him/her/itself "Laura Italiano". This is clearly nonsense. Has "gender" confusion spread to Italy now?
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-04-2021, 09:27 AM
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This isn't true all. Northern Italians are pretty fair. I have 1/5 Italian ancestry. I got the black hair and penchant for bolognese, fettacini, havarti, prosciutto, linguine, martinis, panini, olive oil, vino, parmigiana and canoli. Food it a huge part of the culture there.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-04-2021, 11:14 AM
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blah blah blah ... penchant for bolognese, fettacini, havarti, prosciutto, linguine, martinis, panini, olive oil, vino, parmigiana and canoli.
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Ah yes, havarti, that famous Eyetie cheese!
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-04-2021, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
This isn't true all. Northern Italians are pretty fair. I have 1/5 Italian ancestry.
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Given that The Lord told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and multiply, we know that it takes two people to make a third. But however do you get to be a fifth of anything?
Going back in your lineage (an unpleasant thought, granted) every generation divides, dilutes or intensifies your ancestry by a factor of two. There are no odd numbers involved.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-04-2021, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Given that The Lord told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and multiply, we know that it takes two people to make a third. But however do you get to be a fifth of anything?
Going back in your lineage (an unpleasant thought, granted) every generation divides, dilutes or intensifies your ancestry by a factor of two. There are no odd numbers involved.
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I don't think you can, since as you noted, the multiplications of numbers of ancestors (2, 4, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, and so on) don't really square with multiplications of 5 (5, 10, 15, 20, 25, and so on). So one can be 7/32 or 13/64 of something, but not 1/5.
Well, I guess it could work if there is some duplicity among the ancestors, that is if there were some marriages between cousins. Which would not surprise me, given both the appearance, as well as intellectual abilities of our visitor.
I suppose we could ask Sister Joanna's sons to come up with some kind of mathematical way to solve this. However, I do not suspect that our visitor is capable to understand any of it.
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-04-2021, 08:40 PM
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Well, I guess it could work if there is some duplicity among the ancestors...
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I'm sure there is plenty of duplicity in that poster, Sister, not to mention the likely duplication in her family tree.
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I suppose we could ask Sister Joanna's sons to come up with some kind of mathematical way to solve this. However, I do not suspect that our visitor is capable to understand any of it.
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I suspect any such request, if I explained the reason, would be met with eye-rolling and cries of "Mom, that's easy but do we really have to explain it?" And the answer to that would have to be "No."
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Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! -
12-04-2021, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I'm sure there is plenty of duplicity in that poster, Sister, not to mention the likely duplication in her family tree.
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Is the troll farm sponsoring her located in Mexico? Because to quote our Dear Once and Future President, "They're not sending their best."
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