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Default Bore Us Boris - 07-12-2022, 08:09 AM

The last time I checked, "Carrie" was the name of a Stephen King supernatural horror novel that was made into a famous movie. Boris Johnson's wife Carrie is only part of his problems.

The British have more tittie tabloids that anywhere else on earth, and the Brits seemed to be entertained by the exploits of Boris. It would be one thing if he just ate some gourmet ice cream like Nancy Pelosi during the "pandemic", but Boris managed to lavishly decorate his apartment at tax payer expense, along with an endless stream of underage sex scandals, cover ups, along with the usual homer scandals (did the British Navy really turn the country into a nation of pooftas?).

Once thought of as "Britain's Donald Trump", Boris is a man of little accomplishment - and would likely turn a golf course into a collection of little shitholes.

What's now waiting for the Brits? Is there another Maggie Thatcher waiting in the wings, or is the whole country going to be turned over to the Fabian socialists and continue their journey into hell?


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Default Re: Bore Us Boris - 07-12-2022, 09:05 AM

The Conservative Party is not attracting the finest candidates. Some defy the word of God. Jamie Wallis is not a cross bencher, he is a cross dresser. An abomination. Deuteronomy 22:5. Still I doubt the report from a usually highly reliable source, The Sun
Tory MP Jamie Wallis 'fled late-night car crash in a leather mini-skirt and high heels' | The Sun,


I doubt that Jamie fled the scene of the crash. Firstly, he is large of girth, and secondly he was wearing high heels.


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Default Re: Bore Us Boris - 07-12-2022, 09:17 AM

If there ever were a "Samson and Delilah" problem, the Brits had one in Boris. The woman "Carrie", who could indeed have come from a Stephen King novel and who seems to have been working for the arch-communist, Jeremy Corbyn*, seduced him and then urged him to excess in all things and slowly isolated him from his advisers.

Boris was indeed the Trump of the UK. In a Christ like history, it transpires that his is an American citizen, born on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, who was sent by God to introduce Britain to the joys of pure Republicanism. A man who, inspired by his father (an executive member of the World Bank in Washington DC), could see simple solutions to the most difficult problems in a way that the public could readily understand. Whereas others had become mired in invented complexities and stifled by pointless traditions and petty rules that bore no relation to today's world. Boris cut through the BS and acted!

Like Samson, Boris's story is moral guidance about what happens when any attention at all is paid to a woman. Women are there for the purpose laid down in Genesis: "As a help mete for Adam." Today, as it always has been, that help is the freeing the man from domestic chores and providing the wherewithal for him to sire suitable soldiers for Christ.

As Samson brought down the temple of Dagon when surrounded by metaphorical RINOs and, in doing so killed himself, so Boris brought down the weak and timid Conservatives: those who remain are but shadows of what leaders should be.

Among those remaining, the nearest to Trump, in terms of being an entrepreneur, is probably Grant Shapps - a man who built a fortune on helping others become successful by publishing "Get-Rich-Quick" books under a pseudonym - Gospels of Capitalism, if you will...

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He is an attractive pro-US politician and could be ably supported by Nadine Dorries who is the authoress of many "Doctor and Nurse" wholesome romances and is currently a minister of some sort.


*a gray and grizzled man, the leader of the Socialist Labor Party, who bears more than a passing resemblance to Lenin,
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