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Default Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details: - 06-18-2022, 06:48 PM

The constant accusation of racism from minority groups sounds like a background whine of a bunch of naggers.


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Default Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details: - 06-19-2022, 12:09 AM

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The constant accusation of racism from minority groups sounds like a background whine of a bunch of naggers.
Amen! Sounds like they're pretty high on your list of "people who annoy you" too. I can't think of the last time I've gone a week without being called a racist. That word has been used against me so many times it is utterly without meaning at this point. I wear "racist" as a badge of honor (Matthew 5:11).


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Default Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details: - 06-20-2022, 06:51 PM

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Amen! Sounds like they're pretty high on your list of "people who annoy you" too. I can't think of the last time I've gone a week without being called a racist. That word has been used against me so many times it is utterly without meaning at this point. I wear "racist" as a badge of honor (Matthew 5:11).
Praise and Hosanna! It must be so much easier for you to breathe now that you're not having to say all of this while wearing a hood.


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Default Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details: - 06-20-2022, 07:13 PM

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Praise and Hosanna! It must be so much easier for you to breathe now that you're not having to say all of this while wearing a hood.
Son, you better back it up with your toxic language. It's not clear what you're referring to but I don't like your tone, and that name. Son, have you even Introduced yourself? Damn kids.


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Default Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details: - 06-20-2022, 11:10 PM

When I see that someone joined this lovely forum 7 years ago and has made 8 posts total, I don't think I'm looking at someone who came here to sing praises and fellowship with us in earnest fear of God's wrath. I see a troll with a short attention span. No, I don't wear a hood, those hoodies are only worn by street thugs.

Why are you here? I bet you're a troublemaker here to stir up racial strife like Michael Schwerner and Andrew Goodman.


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Default Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details: - 06-21-2022, 04:33 AM

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Son, you better back it up with your toxic language. It's not clear what you're referring to but I don't like your tone, and that name. Son, have you even Introduced yourself? Damn kids.
Well, I do apologize. I was just being thankful for the gentleman's good health, though perhaps my sinful nature caused this to manifest in a different way than I intended.

I already did introduce myself, though I suppose I should do so again as my previous introduction seems to have been lost to the sands of time. I confess I'm not looking forward to it if I get the same kind of reception, as last time a pastor "greeted" me by putting a bald-headed drag queen in my avatar.

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When I see that someone joined this lovely forum 7 years ago and has made 8 posts total, I don't think I'm looking at someone who came here to sing praises and fellowship with us in earnest fear of God's wrath. I see a troll with a short attention span. No, I don't wear a hood, those hoodies are only worn by street thugs.

Why are you here? I bet you're a troublemaker here to stir up racial strife like Michael Schwerner and Andrew Goodman.
Little ol' me, do something like that? I think if it happened, it would only be by accident, because in truth it was unfinished business that brought me here.

I was instructed by a certain Mary somethingorother to write a 500 word devotional(?) to Jesus. And I don't know about you, but it takes me an awful long time to write something like that, at least if it's an assignment, because pages get half written and thrown in the trash and started over, and it becomes a whole process. So I finally get this thing written up to my satisfaction (and hopefully the big G's also), only to be unable to find the topic where I last spoke to this nice lady. Go figure!

But anyway, that's why I came back, to try to find that lady to turn that in to her. See, if I had these unsavory intentions, why would I be trying to make good on my word all these years later, even when all of you probably forgot the matter? I didn't forget---I keep my word!


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Default Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details: - 06-21-2022, 04:42 AM

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Well, I do apologize. I was just being thankful for the gentleman's good health, though perhaps my sinful nature caused this to manifest in a different way than I intended.
So you do know how to behave civilly. There may be hope for you yet.

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I was instructed by a certain Mary somethingorother to write a 500 word devotional(?) to Jesus.... only to be unable to find the topic where I last spoke to this nice lady. Go figure!
You can post it here. Jesus reads all of the threads at Landover Baptist.


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Default Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details: - 06-21-2022, 07:19 PM

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I was instructed by a certain Mary somethingorother to write a 500 word devotional(?) to Jesus. And I don't know about you, but it takes me an awful long time to write something like that, at least if it's an assignment, because pages get half written and thrown in the trash and started over, and it becomes a whole process. So I finally get this thing written up to my satisfaction (and hopefully the big G's also), only to be unable to find the topic where I last spoke to this nice lady. Go figure!
It was our esteemed colleague and spiritual body guard Mr. Zechariah Smyth who invited you to write an apology to Jesus for your insolent ways and waste of oxygen. This was back in January of '15. I see it's taken you some time and you've forgotten your task at the end of it. Have you considered your apology? You're the reason God killed Himself after all. A little remorse is in order, don't you think?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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