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Default Adversity fuels triumph in Roper Crossburn’s "Unmasked Melody" - 12-13-2021, 10:20 PM



God tests even the most faithful. Just ask Job — or Roper Crossburn.

At the start of the year, the beloved singer-songwriter was riding high. His new album was flying off record store shelves and his tour was kicking off in style. A Crossburn gig was an oasis of good sense and cheer, free from the panicked obsession with social distancing that gripped much of the nation. Not only were masks not mandated, they were banned outright, with burly security guards yanking them from the faces of those who sought to dampen the mood.

Then, without warning, a respiratory illness left the country icon fighting for his life. Doctors delivered a diagnosis of COVID-19… but don’t tell that to Roper, who maintains that the virus is imaginary.

“COVID ain’t real,” he says. “It’s a hoax drummed up by the Satanic pedophile elite to control the masses. Everyone with half a brain knows that.”

Despite spending two weeks on a ventilator, he remains skeptical about the severity of his condition.

“They told me my blood oxygen levels were so low, it was a miracle I was still alive. Now I believe in miracles, but to me, that doesn’t make sense. Oxygen is air. It’s in your lungs. Blood is liquid. Saying your blood has oxygen in it… well, it sounds impossible, right? Do they mean it’s fizzy, like beer?”

Crossburn shakes his head, a wry expression creasing his face.

“I’ve been in many a dust-up, and I’ve tasted my own blood. Believe me, there weren’t no bubbles in it. I’d have noticed. So if you ask me, those docs are full of crap.”

It took months for him to regain the dexterity and mental clarity needed to do what he loves — that is, of course, to make music. In the meantime, he focused on other hobbies, such as a newfound passion for painting. With the help of his favorite Tennessee whiskey, his skills as a troubadour began to return.

As for what sickened the musical giant? He has his own theory, informed by a social media feed that leans firmly to the anti-establishment right.

“My guess is, someone stuck me with a needle full of that Godforsaken vaccine. That can happen, you know. It’s how the fags spread AIDS to normal people.”

If true, this would imply a large-scale attack against Crossburn and his fans, as dozens of concertgoers succumbed to a similar illness. A chilling thought indeed.

Sadly, the troubles he faced were not only medical, but legal as well — an arena to which he is no stranger.

His last album, A Prayer for Billie, received a glowing review in the church newsletter, but it also stirred controversy due to its laser focus on the teen pop idol Billie Eilish. Some, including Eilish herself in a fiery tweetstorm, accused Crossburn of predatory intent. When the crooner attempted to mend fences in a midnight visit to her Los Angeles home, he was met with a restraining order and a stay in the county jail.

He has now put the Eilish affair behind him.

“That little whore is as good as dead,” he says. “Dead to me and dead to God. I reached out to her with a message of hope, of salvation, which she rejected.”

He leans forward, his voice low and breath thick with tobacco.

“The Lord made her [body] with boundless craft and care to be a temple of life’s creation. Not anymore. Now it’s an abode of devils, unfit for any decent man to enter. A foul wind blows through those curtains of flesh.”

Lip curling in disgust, he ashes his cigar onto the floor and stamps his foot on the residue.

“A year from now, she’ll be under dirt. Good riddance.”

You now know much of the story that led to the birth of Crossburn’s upcoming release, Unmasked Melody. But what of the album itself?



As its title suggests, the bulk of the lyrical content flouts the pandemic orthodoxy. There are songs aimed at Fauci (“Phony Tony’s Stinkin' Baloney”), masks (“Cloth Idol”), and the brouhaha over variants (“It’s All Greek to Me”). It will come as a surprise to none that Roper also has plenty to say about the vaccines, with titles like “Jab of Death” and “We Don’t Needle This” making his views plain.

Not every track is COVID-centric. On “Bill Kiden”, he trains his sights on an aging leader whose senility has rendered him a global laughingstock. “Religion of Pieces” reminds us that Crossburn’s feelings about Islam have hardly softened over the years, and “Repent Now or Dilator” does the same for the LGBT community. “Trump Won”… well, that one is self-explanatory, wouldn’t you say?

(Originally on the album was “The Kenosha Kid”, which mythologized Kyle Rittenhouse as an Old West gunslinger. Roper pulled the song after Rittenhouse spoke in support of Black Lives Matter.)

It all adds up to classic Crossburn — meaning it’s not to be missed. You can experience it for yourself very soon, as Unmasked Melody is slated for release on Christmas Eve.

Have the trials and tribulations of the past year changed Crossburn’s message? Not at all, he says.

“It’s been the same since day one. Obey God. Read the Bible and do what it says, or go straight to Hell. People think it can’t be that simple, but it is.”

He walks over to the fireplace and picks up a painting — one of his own. It depicts a shirtless, muscular Jesus Christ driving a crucifix into the back of an unknown man, whose face bears his shock as the tip erupts bloodily from his chest.

“Jesus is gonna kill you” Roper states plainly. “That was the name of one of my records because it’s the surest thing in the universe. What happens next depends on whether you’re right with Him.

“You best be.”




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Default Re: Adversity fuels triumph in Roper Crossburn’s "Unmasked Melody" - 12-14-2021, 01:10 AM

Glory! It'll be great to have some new anti-Biden songs. All we've had so far is "Biden His Time" from The Audacity of Rope album. The Old Pretender doesn't open himself up to musical parody quite as well as Barack Hussein, but if anyone can do it it's Roper Crossburn.

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Will there be a song about the January Revolution, AKA the Washington Tea Party AKA the MAGA Days AKA the Capitol Putsch? I'm sure we're all just as curious as I am to know your whereabouts on that fateful day.


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Default Re: Adversity fuels triumph in Roper Crossburn’s "Unmasked Melody" - 12-14-2021, 07:19 AM

2 years, 2 Roper Crossburn albums. I feel like I'm in heaven already!


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Default Re: Adversity fuels triumph in Roper Crossburn’s "Unmasked Melody" - 12-14-2021, 07:44 AM

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He looks like he got AIDS! I can't be the only one to think that. And singing is kind of gay, I'm just saying, no accusations. Married, no children I'm just saying.


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Default Re: Adversity fuels triumph in Roper Crossburn’s "Unmasked Melody" - 12-14-2021, 03:34 PM

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He looks like he got AIDS! I can't be the only one to think that. And singing is kind of gay, I'm just saying, no accusations. Married, no children I'm just saying.
How dare you call me queer. The next time I see you, I'm gonna ram my fist into your pie-hole... and you should count yourself lucky to live in civilised times because it weren't long ago you'd eat a bullet for talk like that.

A man comes back from a near death experience and all folks want to talk about is how he looks like. If that ain't a sign of queerness I don't know what is.

Funny thing about the mustache. I have one now.

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But when the pictograph in question was taken, I had just played a show at a middle school and there were a fella fitting my description, loosely mind you, who had been seen on the premisses remarking on the nubility of the young females in attendence. Now I am not certain of what he said, but considering what these fillies were wearing (almost nothing) I imagine it was exactly what they wanted to hear. Just not from him. So choosy while they're still ripe... then before they know it they're 25 and all dried up, wondering what the hell happened.

In order to avoid confusion with this gent I shaved my stash. Common sense, wouldn't you say?

Now can we talk about the damn music?

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Will there be a song about the January Revolution, AKA the Washington Tea Party AKA the MAGA Days AKA the Capitol Putsch? I'm sure we're all just as curious as I am to know your whereabouts on that fateful day.
On that day I was in the hospital recovering from the bio-terror attack, but you best believe I was cheering those patriots on as best I could. And YES, there is a song all about it. One of my best. I cannot wait to share it with the world.



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How dare you call me queer. The next time I see you, I'm gonna ram my fist into your pie-hole... and you should count yourself lucky to live in civilised times because it weren't long ago you'd eat a bullet for talk like that.
Easy now Roper, nobody called you a gay. Not even close. When I look into your eyes I see only manliness, not softness or closeted shame. Just man.

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It's very nice. A great No Nut Mo'vember 'stache to celebrate awareness of men's health issues, such as prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and men's suicide. You care, and it shows in the songs.



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Default Re: Adversity fuels triumph in Roper Crossburn’s "Unmasked Melody" - 12-14-2021, 10:52 PM

Praise Jesus you were saved from the commie WuFlu there Roper. Next time check with your horse, there is that paste that also works well - Joe Rogan recommends it.


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Default Re: Adversity fuels triumph in Roper Crossburn’s "Unmasked Melody" - 12-15-2021, 05:32 PM

I can't hold a candle to Roper Crossburn as a songwriter, but the release of his new album has inspired me to write a country song. I call it 21st Century American Hero:


VERSE

Young Roper could play
Before he could stand
They say he was born
With a guitar in his hand

Roper sang for his ma
And played a fine chord
He sang for his supper
Now he sings for the Lord

CHORUS

The Good Book in one hand
Fifth of Jack in the other
Roper knocks 'em out cold
One after another

The Second Amendment
Roper knows that it frees us
From the libs and the pansies
And turns us back to Jesus

VERSE

He don't take too kindly
To COVID communists
He won't don no mask
But he'll show 'em his fists

He'll only take shots
If they're glasses of Jack
If you try to force him
He'll knock you on your back

CHORUS

The Good Book in one hand
Fifth of Jack in the other
Roper knocks 'em out cold
One after another

The Second Amendment
Roper knows that it frees us
From the libs and the pansies
And turns us back to Jesus

VERSE

He tried to save Billie
That sweet-singing belle
She turned him away
Now she's going to Hell

Don't buy all them lies of
The New York Times editor
Roper just tried to Save her
He's no sexual predator

CHORUS

The Good Book in one hand
Fifth of Jack in the other
Roper knocks 'em out cold
One after another

The Second Amendment
Roper knows that it frees us
From the libs and the pansies
And turns us back to Jesus


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