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Jesus' eternal love "The Church Is Supposed to Direct the Government" - 06-29-2022, 08:37 AM

So say Congresswoman Lauren Boebert.

Gosh, this woman has so many great ideas. And she appears armed more often than not. If only she were not a woman, she would clearly be an excellent candidate for running our country back to its True Glory® Days of True Christianity™.


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So say Congresswoman Lauren Boebert.
Gosh, this woman has so many great ideas. And she appears armed more often than not. If only she were not a woman, she would clearly be an excellent candidate for running our country back to its True Glory® Days of True Christianity™.
So correct, Sister Handy---I like the way she leaned in on President Trump being "anointed." So many of us know this to be true. But, she has a gifted way of teaching this truth.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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So say Congresswoman Lauren Boebert.

Gosh, this woman has so many great ideas. And she appears armed more often than not. If only she were not a woman, she would clearly be an excellent candidate for running our country back to its True Glory® Days of True Christianity™.
Oh, yes indeed, dear Sister Handmaiden; isn't Congresswoman Lauren Boebert just one of the nicest (and brightest) rays of sunshine to come along in a very long while? My, how I just love her optimism, and how she puts first and foremost in everything that she does.
Mind you, the fake news media (especially that Clinton News Network bunch) is always making fun of her; but, that should come as no surprise to any of us. How we need to pray for Miss Lauren more than ever, though. You know, Dear, the closer we are to , then the harder the devil fights us. But, we are blessed with the protection that cannot be defeated by any means.

Deuteronomy 20:4 "For the your is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you."

Even so, it does become rather tiring to see those DEMON-rat people trying to wear down the people of (as you shall see below). So, let's remember Lauren — and others who work with her — in our prayers, to see Satan's efforts defeated!
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Default Re: "The Church Is Supposed to Direct the Government" - 06-29-2022, 09:09 PM

To be painfully frank, the fact that Mrs. Boebert's husband exposed himself to other females is probably her fault. I'm reluctant to criticize, but despite all the fine work that she is doing for Jesus in Congress, she does have a responsibility to fulfil her helpmeet duties.


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Default Re: "The Church Is Supposed to Direct the Government" - 06-29-2022, 10:04 PM

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To be painfully frank, the fact that Mrs. Boebert's husband exposed himself to other females is probably her fault. I'm reluctant to criticize, but despite all the fine work that she is doing for Jesus in Congress, she does have a responsibility to fulfil her helpmeet duties.
You're practically onto something, Sister. In fact, I can hardly believe you yourself are female... except you did forget one detail about the mostly virtuous Mrs. Boebert (NOT Bobbitt). Fox News has reported that Mrs. Boebert's requirements for foreplay include a loaded rifle, raw meat and a plywood pillory. Honestly, can you blame Jayson -- Mrs. Boebert's husband and a true True Christian™ -- for fleeing the scene with his pants down and his wrists painfully swollen from escaping from the pillory? It's then that his exposure to gusts of Colorado winter weather took place. Mountain country in January is no place to be with exposed skin.


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