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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 04:47 PM

Where are the edges of the Earth? Did anyone take pictures when they went to visit?
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 04:48 PM

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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:08 PM

You do realize that magnetic poles can only co-exist if the world is ROUND don't you?
Very nice try though, you actually managed to use your head JUST A BIT.
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:22 PM

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You do realize that magnetic poles can only co-exist if the world is ROUND don't you?
I hope you can provide some Scriptural evidence to back up that wild claim.
As for the rest, it's perfectly simple: look at any map of the world. That map will have edges. Therefore, either you have to buy into some kind of wild conspiracy theory about map-makers deliberately putting edges on their maps to provide evidence for edges, or you need to accept that the earth does indeed have edges, that's why they're on the map.


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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:24 PM

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I hope you can provide some Scriptural evidence to back up that wild claim.
As for the rest, it's perfectly simple: look at any map of the world. That map will have edges. Therefore, either you have to buy into some kind of wild conspiracy theory about map-makers deliberately putting edges on their maps to provide evidence for edges, or you need to accept that the earth does indeed have edges, that's why they're on the map.
You know what else is a map?
A GLOBE.
You know what's great about those? They're ROUND.
I'd like to see you draw something on a piece of paper and not have any edges. You're by far the blindest and dumbest person who has tried to prove me wrong yet, and all you're doing is making all your cult buddies look as equally retarded as yourself, though I must admit you aren't all far off to begin with.
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:26 PM

Globes are for poor people who don't have much room in their houses. The poor are always with us but they do tend to be undereducated.

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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:31 PM

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Globes are for poor people who don't have much room in their houses. The poor are always with us but they do tend to be undereducated.

Do you have a globe?
Are you really THAT stupid?
Globes even take up more space than a map, come on man, at least make this a LITTLE hard for me.
And yes, I have a globe of the earth, a globe of Neptune, and many maps of various areas in the world. Speaking of other planets, if ours is flat, then why are all, and I mean ALL other planets ROUND?
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:40 PM

God made them like that.

You will notice that none of the planets have people on them - that's because they are spheres and everyone fell off.





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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:49 PM

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God made them like that.

You will notice that none of the planets have people on them - that's because they are spheres and everyone fell off.
So if gravity is one big lie, then how do our planets orbit our sun? Can you explain that one to me, or is it just more "By gods will" bullshit?
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:57 PM

Oh, man. You guys are laughably stupid.
This is hilarious.
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[...]Can you explain that one to me, or is it just more "By gods will" bullshit?
My! You are old fashioned. "God's Will" is the old name for it. It is now known as "Intelligent Pulling"





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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:58 PM

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Oh, man. You guys are laughably stupid.
This is hilarious.
I know, right?
That's a quote for later.
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 05:59 PM

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The edges are located at the south pole. Just look at the map:


When I flew to Japan last year, I'm sure I didnt fly over the North Pole...
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 06:01 PM

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When I flew to Japan last year, I'm sure I didnt fly over the North Pole...
Yes you did, it's just that the scientists drugged you so you think that you didn't!
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 06:03 PM

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My! You are old fashioned. "God's Will" is the old name for it. It is now known as "Intelligent Pulling"
It doesn't really matter what you guys call what is essentially magic. So come on, tell me EXACTLY why the planets orbit the sun, which is round like EVERY OTHER PLANET, all of which god supposedly made, and none of which but ours he put people on.
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Oooooh, there's more bite in your post than I've seen in this entire forum, I like it. There may be hope yet for you.
What kind of hope? I read the KJV1611 Holy Bible so I don't need your hope.

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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 06:04 PM

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Yes you did, it's just that the scientists drugged you so you think that you didn't!
I didn't drink anything on the plane so I'm sure they didn't drug me I was awake the whole time and I saw no ice...
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 06:09 PM

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What kind of hope? I read the KJV1611 Holy Bible so I don't need your hope.


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You know what else is a map?
A GLOBE.
You know what's great about those? They're ROUND.
So are oranges. I suppose you think oranges prove your conspiracy theory as well?
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I'd like to see you draw something on a piece of paper and not have any edges.
If God had made the world round, then he'd have made it possible to draw something with no edges on a piece of paper. The fact that He didn't consider it necessary to do so proves that He must have not created a spherical earth.
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So if gravity is one big lie, then how do our planets orbit our sun? Can you explain that one to me, or is it just more "By gods will" bullshit?
Eh? Are you sure that the planets orbit the sun?
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Just for you, the next time a fundy throws something at me or my boyfriend, I'll make sure to call the police and file assault charges.
You hear that? Not even the LAW likes you guys.
Of course the law doesn't like us.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
In a truly Godly society, you and the man you fornicate with would be recognised as the true criminals, and called to account for all the pain and suffering you've caused.


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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 07-04-2010, 06:18 PM

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I didn't drink anything on the plane so I'm sure they didn't drug me I was awake the whole time and I saw no ice...
It's in the air, silly! Next time, look at the ceiling, you will see smoke, it's a special drug so you don't remember!
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