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Default What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-17-2013, 10:06 PM

What atheists sayWhat they really mean
The universe was created with a Big Bang!I hate Jesus
Random evolution changed rocks and water into people!I hate Jesus
You should vote for Obama!I hate Jesus
You can have morals without religion.I hate Jesus
Gay marriage is a good thing.I hate Jesus
Gay couples should be allowed to adopt.I hate Jesus
Anal sex is fun.I hate Jesus
Disney makes great television.I hate Jesus


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-17-2013, 10:32 PM

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What atheists sayWhat they really mean
The universe was created with a Big Bang!I hate Jesus
Random evolution changed rocks and water into people!I hate Jesus
You should vote for Obama!I hate Jesus
You can have morals without religion.I hate Jesus
Gay marriage is a good thing.I hate Jesus
Gay couples should be allowed to adopt.I hate Jesus
Anal sex is fun.I hate Jesus
Disney makes great television.I hate Jesus
Very true brother, let me include another ones, if you don't mind

Women are equal to men = I hate Jesus

Earth is not flat = I hate Jesus

Anime is great = I hate Jesus

Gays people don't choose to be like that = I hate Jesus

Another cultures must be respected = I hate Jesus

Our God is not the only God = I hate Jesus

Human rights are more important than Bible = I hate Jesus
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Default Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-17-2013, 11:25 PM

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Very true brother, let me include another ones, if you don't mind

Women are equal to men = I hate Jesus

Earth is not flat = I hate Jesus

Anime is great = I hate Jesus

Gays people don't choose to be like that = I hate Jesus

Another cultures must be respected = I hate Jesus

Our God is not the only God = I hate Jesus

Human rights are more important than Bible = I hate Jesus
That's great, dear, except that atheists don't believe in any God. It's in the name, you see, it comes from Greek "theos" (meaning "god") and "a" which means "without."

However, sweetheart, your efforts are greatly appreciated. You most certainly get an "A" for "effort."
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Default Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-18-2013, 07:00 AM

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That's great, dear, except that atheists don't believe in any God. It's in the name, you see, it comes from Greek "theos" (meaning "god") and "a" which means "without."

However, sweetheart, your efforts are greatly appreciated. You most certainly get an "A" for "effort."
Any "God" or any "god"? In the English language and western cultures the capital G signifies a proper noun (i.e. "The One God").

Furthermore, atheist may very well state that your god isn't the only god. That doesn't mean they necessarily believe in the literal existence of any one god over another. It merely implies that they are cognizant of the concepts; pointing out the fact that their are many mythological gods other than the Christian one.

However, your efforts to correct Mrs. Elizabeth are nonetheless appreciated, even if misplaced. You get a solid B- for your efforts.
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Default Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-18-2013, 07:27 AM

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Any..
The word "any" is similarly ambiguous.

Where I live there is only 1 culture. Now I know there are a few aboriginals on the island, remote and mired in sin, but they probably don't have anything like "culture" alright, there is a cohort nearby, perhaps they have skills in "the arts" or in mechanical engineering or bone-through-the-nose but that is not germane.

No-one other than Christians ever mean what they say because without God why should words have any meaning at all?

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Default Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-18-2013, 10:48 PM

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Any "God" or any "god"? In the English language and western cultures the capital G signifies a proper noun (i.e. "The One God").
My dear confused friend, I capitalize the word "God" out of respect to the Only God.

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Furthermore, atheist may very well state that your god isn't the only god. That doesn't mean they necessarily believe in the literal existence of any one god over another. It merely implies that they are cognizant of the concepts; pointing out the fact that their are many mythological gods other than the Christian one.
Honey, a person who says, I quote from Mrs. E.:
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Our God is not the only God
is not an atheist, but a confused polytheist. Maybe a Catholic.

Again, an atheist would never say "our God."

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However, your efforts to correct Mrs. Elizabeth are nonetheless appreciated, even if misplaced. You get a solid B- for your efforts.
Sweetheart, I'm afraid I'll have to give you an "E" for "complete lack of understanding."

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Default Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-18-2013, 11:18 PM

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is not an atheist, but a confused polytheist. Maybe a Catholic.

Again, an atheist would never say "our God."
Oh, thanks for that brother, it's true that atheists don't believe in nothing at all, the good part is that they will believe in God the day He send all of them to hell, I hope we can see it from Heaven
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Default Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-18-2013, 11:44 PM

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the day He send all of them to hell, I hope we can see it from Heaven
We should be able to see it. At least we know for a fact that Jesus and the angels enjoys watching a good old torturing of heathens.

Revelation 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

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Any "God" or any "god"? In the English language and western cultures the capital G signifies a proper noun (i.e. "The One God").

Furthermore, atheist may very well state that your god isn't the only god. That doesn't mean they necessarily believe in the literal existence of any one god over another. It merely implies that they are cognizant of the concepts; pointing out the fact that their are many mythological gods other than the Christian one.

However, your efforts to correct Mrs. Elizabeth are nonetheless appreciated, even if misplaced. You get a solid B- for your efforts.
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There are no other galaxies. Scientists just made them up to support their ridiculous "Big Bang" theory. I can't imagine the amount of faith it takes to believe in that nonsense!


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Default Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 07-19-2013, 08:17 AM

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The word "any" is similarly ambiguous.

Where I live there is only 1 culture. Now I know there are a few aboriginals on the island, remote and mired in sin, but they probably don't have anything like "culture" alright, there is a cohort nearby, perhaps they have skills in "the arts" or in mechanical engineering or bone-through-the-nose but that is not germane.

No-one other than Christians ever mean what they say because without God why should words have any meaning at all?

Good Lord, dear. What is this gibberish supposed to mean? "All right" is considered standard, by the way, not "alright". And there is a "cohort" nearby? Really? Why is "the arts" in quotation marks? You also need to pay attention to punctuation and avoid words such as "germane" that are a bit above your level of understanding. They'll stick out like a sore thumb and make you look a little silly because you can't use them naturally.
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Oh, thanks for that brother, it's true that atheists don't believe in nothing at all, the good part is that they will believe in God the day He send all of them to hell, I hope we can see it from Heaven
Besides the passages Brother Alphonse mentioned, there is also the parable of Lazarus. It seems that those in heaven will be able to see those in hell, and those in hell will be able to see those in heaven.

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19 There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:
20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:
28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
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30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.


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Good Lord, dear. What is this gibberish supposed to mean? "All right" is considered standard, by the way, not "alright". And there is a "cohort" nearby? Really? Why is "the arts" in quotation marks? You also need to pay attention to punctuation and avoid words such as "germane" that are a bit above your level of understanding. They'll stick out like a sore thumb and make you look a little silly because you can't use them naturally.
"The arts" is a weasel phrase for demonic possession and the means by which satanic priorities are insinuated into secularist societies. Take someone like Andy Warhol. Nothing is real, everything is impermanent, let's just all agglommerate in a sex warehouse (clothing optional) and take LSD. Why not? With no morality there is no right or wrong and that is why performing artists are all mental.

The nearby cohort of heathen savages also fix cars. That is a relevant detail in this context. Jesus is calling you -- come to Him today.

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Red face Re: What atheists say vs. what they really mean... - 08-02-2013, 09:10 PM

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But... Anal sex isn't that bad, have you ever tried it?
No, but it doesn't matter! God said it's bad.

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Good Lord, dear. What is this gibberish supposed to mean? "All right" is considered standard, by the way, not "alright". And there is a "cohort" nearby? Really? Why is "the arts" in quotation marks? You also need to pay attention to punctuation and avoid words such as "germane" that are a bit above your level of understanding. They'll stick out like a sore thumb and make you look a little silly because you can't use them naturally.

You sound like a whiny little faggot, do you enjoy anal and giving blowjobs? because there is only one place for you if that is the case.

Romans 1:27 - And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


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Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



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