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Re: Cornholing? -
01-26-2007, 01:12 AM
Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-26-2007, 01:23 AM
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Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.
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Just because President Bush is human does not mean he is not GODLY. He was hand-picked by GOD HIMSELF to be our Commander-in-Chief and to fight terrorism.
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-26-2007, 03:11 AM
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Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.
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What in the hell does some idiot writing about an alleged rape, an album by some darkie, and the idiot of Metallica have to do with anything?
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-26-2007, 03:28 AM
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Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.
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None of those queers were hand-picked by Jesus Christ Himself to lead our Godly nation in the War on Terror by any chance, were they?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-26-2007, 07:59 PM
Do you have any proof, Bush is.
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-26-2007, 08:08 PM
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Do you have any proof, Bush is.
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Yes, a lot of it. He was appointed to the Presidency by the Supreme court over the opposition of the popular vote for starters.
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Re: Cornholing? -
01-26-2007, 08:21 PM
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Yes, a lot of it. He was appointed to the Presidency by the Supreme court over the opposition of the popular vote for starters.
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Yes Applefrap, how else do explain how a man of clearly limited intelligence and charisma, who can't even win the popular vote manages to become president of the United States outside an Act of God?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Cornholing? -
03-27-2007, 10:10 PM
Proof cornholing is an abomination!
Why just look at our Beloved Leader's face as he lectures a group of wayward teens about the hazards of cornholing.
Take heed kids!
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-01-2007, 02:18 AM
I myself have never heard of "cornholing", and the original post was rather... vague... about it... so it sounds rather innocent.
Unless someone would like to properly explain it?
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-01-2007, 07:37 AM
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I myself have never heard of "cornholing", and the original post was rather... vague... about it... so it sounds rather innocent.
Unless someone would like to properly explain it?
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Do they allow dictionaries in the "Mapes" institution? Can you use the search function on your computer?
You sound pretty lazy there. Are you in a home for mental retardeds?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-01-2007, 09:15 AM
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Amen. After he's finished winning in Iraq, I truly pray that our Godly President Bush will fumigate the frogs in our attic.
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Seems you have few loose frogs in the attic
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-01-2007, 09:37 AM
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Seems you have few loose frogs in the attic
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She is referring to the terrorist cannuckistanis to our north. Soon to be an American province.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-01-2007, 11:35 AM
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She is referring to the terrorist cannuckistanis to our north. Soon to be an American province.
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What does Cannuckistani mean? You have lost mme on that one? Is it the same as Eurabia? Thanks in advance
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-01-2007, 04:32 PM
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What does Cannuckistani mean? You have lost mme on that one? Is it the same as Eurabia? Thanks in advance
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Surely even a foreigner like you would know what a Canuck is. They are the primitive people who inhabit the wastelands to the North of the Godly USA. I believe it was once some sort of British colony and is sometimes referred to as canada.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-01-2007, 10:00 PM
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She is referring to the terrorist cannuckistanis to our north. Soon to be an American province.
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Why do u call Canada Cannukistani - just interested in the reasoning, if any? I know that Europe is refered to has Eurabia sometimes and wondered if its for the same reasons?
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-02-2007, 03:44 PM
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Childish nonsense removed
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A stupid facile and puerile post. I think it may as well stay invisible. Unless someone wants to use it as an example of childishness.
You haven't let that harlot Hellion get back on the computer have you?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Cornholing? -
04-02-2007, 04:50 PM
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A stupid facile and puerile post. I think it may as well stay invisible. Unless someone wants to use it as an example of childishness.
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I think he's provided more than enough of those already.
Perhaps he'd be more comfortable in Quarantine?
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