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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-06-2011, 04:19 PM
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If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway.
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Maybe we are just concerned for people's salvation. Did you ever consider that? Or do you believe people are incapable of overcoming lustful thoughts?
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-07-2011, 09:42 AM
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If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway.
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No everyone is plagued with thoughts of evil and sex whenever they look at someone of the other (or same) gender. You may think it's normal to fantasize and drool over people but we, at this forum, think that humans deserve a little more respect than that.
We have self-control; you're the one suffering from lust.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-08-2011, 07:54 AM
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We have self-control; you're the one suffering from lust.
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Occasionally, this time of year ('til about April/May) there are "bikini parties" at beach locations, the DJ sets total 96 hours over a weekend and so wily is satan that he manipulates his minions to have "admission" free.
Mostly these debauches occur on islands, quite near the coast. You can swim across ("don't wear black" they say) and oh boy! how those young men are ruined.
Jeremiah knew the nature of these harlots, the filth of their every thought: nothing is new: Jeremiah 3:9: can you imagine any more revolting a display
No Christian lad should ever attend such an event (except Pastors, armed with the Word) where whoredom rules caring nothing for the future "oh, oh, my stallion rear up for me" she whimpers God has abandoned her and the young man succumbs.
JOB 39
17 Because God hath depriued her of wisedome, neither hath he imparted to her vnderstanding.
18 What time she lifteth vp her selfe on high, she scorneth the horse and his rider.
19 Hast thou giuen the horse strength? hast thou clothed his necke with thunder?
20 Canst thou make him afraid as a grashopper? the glory of his nostrils is terrible.
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And you say we're the ones obsessed
Bikini clad, beach-side — the demons make her jolt into him and he is lost. God puts it this way:
JOB 39
21 He paweth in the valley, and reioyceth in his strength: hee goeth on to meet the armed men.
22 He mocketh at feare, and is not affrighted: neither turneth he backe from the sword.
23 The quiuer ratleth against him, the glittering speare and the shield.
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Satan knows how to seduce and every whore yearns for innocence; she will suck it out of that youth like a vacuum cleaner and he is powerless to resist. At the seaside. On that island. In a bikini.
Mr Fisher is right, and Mr TheLow is on his way to HELL FOREVER fixated as he is by satan's hand, with the lower part of the body.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-10-2011, 04:34 PM
well, i think y'all all should try some sham wows.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-10-2011, 07:56 PM
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well, i think y'all all should try some sham wows.
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I'm not sure the girls in those skimpy swim suits ever go near the water so they might not need to dry off.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-10-2011, 08:16 PM
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If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway.
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I for one don't have lustful thoughts looking at a woman's half naked body.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-13-2011, 03:12 AM
I got this in pink! My husband approves!!! When he lets me swim, but that's a rare treat, but that's ok
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-19-2011, 12:18 AM
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I got this in pink! My husband approves!!! When he lets me swim, but that's a rare treat, but that's ok
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What is the point of swimming? It doesn't make the house any cleaner or the food any better.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-20-2011, 09:28 PM
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What is the point of swimming? It doesn't make the house any cleaner or the food any better.
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He tells me that it helps me lose baby weight. So after I lose my baby weight is when we try for the next. He wants to have 18 kids, and if I keep having baby after baby I don't want to end up 500 lbs. It's a once after ever kid treat. Not everyday.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-21-2011, 08:26 PM
Just look at those whore-suits! May as well walk on to the street corner in those!
And clearly, the site is lying. It says women should use common sense to decide what to wear. This implies that we should actually be the one's to choose. A real Christian woman would ask her husband.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-21-2011, 08:28 PM
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I got this in pink! My husband approves!!! When he lets me swim, but that's a rare treat, but that's ok
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That's what I call modest apparal! Provided that it's not too tight fitting, of course.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-21-2011, 08:32 PM
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If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway.
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It's not a man's responsibility to avoid certain areas just because some trollops decided to whore it up. They should be covering up; it's their fault, not the men's.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-25-2011, 11:59 AM
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It's not a man's responsibility to avoid certain areas just because some trollops decided to whore it up. They should be covering up; it's their fault, not the men's.
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Exactly! I shouldn't have to control my lust - woman should avoid acting in a lustful way!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-25-2011, 12:18 PM
I think, this swimwear is very ladylike.
What do you think.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-25-2011, 12:22 PM
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I think, this swimwear is very ladylike.
What do you think.
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Stop spamming porn. You aren't going to turn us away from Christ and towards faggotry.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-26-2011, 03:54 AM
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I think, this swimwear is very ladylike.
What do you think.
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That's not swimwear, dimwit.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-26-2011, 04:02 AM
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That's not swimwear, dimwit.
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I'll bet he stole it.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-26-2011, 04:15 AM
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I'll bet he stole it.
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I'll bet he wears that, because he's obviously queer
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-26-2011, 11:02 PM
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That's not swimwear, dimwit.
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I said, MEN: DON'T LOOK THAT PICTURE !!!
" But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. "
(Matthew 5,28)
I showed that pic for ladies.
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13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-26-2011, 11:11 PM
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I said, MEN: DON'T LOOK THAT PICTURE !!!
" But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. "
(Matthew 5,28)
I showed that pic for ladies.
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The men here supervise the forum to be sure the ladies aren't tempted into perversion . . . and you, attempting to get our True Christian™ women to wear undergarments in public, are clearly trying to tempt them!
Work on your reading comprehension, boy. I looked at the picture to ensure it was acceptable for this forum, not "to lust after her".
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