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Once-prominent 'conversion therapist' will now 'pursue life as a gay man'

David Matheson, a once prominent Mormon “conversion therapist” who claims to have helped some gay men remain in heterosexual marriages, is looking for a boyfriend.
The revelation broke Sunday night after the LGBTQ nonprofit Truth Wins Out obtained a private Facebook post made by “conversion therapy” advocate Rich Wyler, which stated that Matheson “says that living a single, celibate life ‘just isn’t feasible for him,’ so he’s seeking a male partner.”
Matheson then confirmed Wyler’s assertions on Tuesday with a Facebook post of his own. “A year ago I realized I had to make substantial changes in my life. I realized I couldn’t stay in my marriage any longer. And I realized that it was time for me to affirm myself as gay,” he wrote.
Matheson, who was married to a woman for 34 years and is now divorced, also confirmed in an interview with NBC News that he is now dating men.

Now, of course this poor soul has been doomed to for being a Moron, nonetheless, this is PROOF that homosexuality is contagious. Here we have a perfectly straight man (as confirmed by his marriage of 34 years), who has been in prolonged contact with the homosexuals, selflessly trying to cure them from their disease, only to contract that disease himself. There is something very tragic, but also poetic about this story, like a doctor who works among the lepers and eventually becomes a leper himself. That shows that True Christian™ Heroism can be found even among the godless Mormons.