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01-06-2010, 03:52 PM
ANY Barry Manilow music...
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01-06-2010, 11:47 PM
Frozen yogurt
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Watching musicals
Painting
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01-07-2010, 12:59 AM
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You're referring to pastels, right, and not painting your house (white, I should suspect).
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01-07-2010, 06:27 AM
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You're referring to pastels, right, and not painting your house (white, I should suspect).
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Of course, Brother Nobar! I should have clarified--I was referring to the artsy-homery-express-your-feelings-on-canvas-with-lots-of-colors nonsense.
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01-07-2010, 02:59 PM
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Of course, Brother Nobar! I should have clarified--I was referring to the artsy-homery-express-your-feelings-on-canvas-with-lots-of-colors nonsense.
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01-07-2010, 03:24 PM
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01-08-2010, 01:15 AM
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01-08-2010, 03:32 AM
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Any sport other than FOOTBALL!
All other sports use balls that looks suspiciously like a man's precious loins (tennis, polo) or are played on equal grounds by WOMEN (running, tennis)
In fact, tennis is assuredly extra-gay. BEWARE, MEN!!!!
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I don't know, football is pretty gay too.
Note the cigarette in the guy's mouth. Sucking on phallic devices seems pretty damn gay to me... And the way he's handling that oblong ball looks kind of creepy.
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01-08-2010, 03:58 AM
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Any sport other than FOOTBALL!
All other sports use balls that looks suspiciously like a man's precious loins (tennis, polo) or are played on equal grounds by WOMEN (running, tennis)
In fact, tennis is assuredly extra-gay. BEWARE, MEN!!!!
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Tennis is a dangerous game for males. Look what happened to Rene Richards!
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01-08-2010, 04:15 AM
Calvin Klein underwear ads.
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01-09-2010, 05:33 PM
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Of course, Brother Nobar! I should have clarified--I was referring to the artsy-homery-express-your-feelings-on-canvas-with-lots-of-colors nonsense.
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Aren't all 'artists' homers (excepting Norman Rockwell)?
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01-09-2010, 06:16 PM
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Aren't all 'artists' homers (excepting Norman Rockwell)?
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Sorry to have to post this, but pederasty is a recurrent theme in Rockwell's work. Probably should burn all of them just to be sure.
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01-10-2010, 01:10 AM
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Sorry to have to post this, but pederasty is a recurrent theme in Rockwell's work. Probably should burn all of them just to be sure.
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Thank you, Brother Griner, I had no idea Satan had infiltrated even Norman Rockwell. I immediately went and burned all my old Saturday Evening Posts. I was worried that the boy might have seen them but he spends his time looking at my old National Geographics.
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01-10-2010, 02:26 AM
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#30 - Christmas Shopping
That's right, I said Christmas Shopping. All the Shoppers themselves are homer!s and also that halfwit, beady-eyed Security Guard who refuses to help tackle the problem ( where have I seen that hideous face before?!!)
Yesterday I saw a "Man" stop in front of the pastel-colored towel section - and he looked Straight at them! When he saw me glaring at him he pretended he'd only stopped to be putting his Cell Phone away. (Yeah! RIGHT!)
I alerted Security. Did this Security Guard CARE? No. Looked like a Prancy Nancy himself, Truth be told. I personally had to yank Children away by their collars who were within 20' of this prevert.
And do you think their "Mothers" thanked me, either?
It's enough for a Baptist Lady to consider swearing off Shopping altogether
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You sound so ignorant. First off, being gay is alright. God accepts everyone. Second off, looking at towels? You are blatantly stupid, and even alerting someone that a guy is looking at towels? Wow, you probably sounded and looked stupid to be alerting a security guard that a gay man is looking at towels. How mature *sarcasm.* This thread is so incorrect and just plain out dumb. All the people listing in here look immature because its not true. Nothing makes you gay, its your decision to be gay. I know plenty of guys who have no father figure and they are not gay. Everything here is a disgrace to humanity because its just pathetic that you guys are listing out factors that can make one gay.....no, its a decision the person makes. This thread makes me laugh at how sad you guys are.
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01-10-2010, 03:21 AM
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God accepts everyone.
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Are you tearing pages out of your Bible to use them to smoke drugs??
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination
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You are blatantly stupid, ...
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Trust me, friend. At some point in the future, you will feel very stupid about how you engaged people on this forum... in ways that you currently do not anticipate.
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Nothing makes you gay, its your decision to be gay.
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Exactly! If it's your decision to be gay, it can also be your decision to NOT be gay. It's good you didn't fall for lie-beral claptrap that homosexuality is not a choice Now you just need to pick up your KJV 1611 Bible and learn that not only is it a choice, but it is also a SIN.
But hey, of course WE are the stupid and evil ones for not wanting a fellow human being to spend an eternity in Hell.
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01-10-2010, 03:33 AM
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Are you tearing pages out of your Bible to use them to smoke drugs??
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination
Trust me, friend. At some point in the future, you will feel very stupid about how you engaged people on this forum... in ways that you currently do not anticipate.
Exactly! If it's your decision to be gay, it can also be your decision to NOT be gay. It's good you didn't fall for lie-beral claptrap that homosexuality is not a choice Now you just need to pick up your KJV 1611 Bible and learn that not only is it a choice, but it is also a SIN.
But hey, of course WE are the stupid and evil ones for not wanting a fellow human being to spend an eternity in Hell.
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I understand where you are coming from. But why can't you just accept someone for who they are. If you do not like them, then do not associate with them. Don't be mean and say they deserve to die or be stoned. Its just not human to say something like that, I don't even think God would say something like "Gays are to be doom in hell for eternity."
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01-10-2010, 03:50 AM
It's not ones decision to become gay. A persons does not just wake up one day and say hey, I think I'll start liking men from now, & maybe I'll go straight again later on. No, it's just not how things work. Did all straight men in the world decide that they would be straight, no, it was a natural occurrence that they didn't even think about. They don't have to decide because it is natural, not a decision someone makes at some point in their life.
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01-10-2010, 04:00 AM
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I don't even think God would say something like "Gays are to be doom in hell for eternity."
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God said literally that it is an abomination. I quoted that exact part
I don't care about what they CHOOSE to do, but I care that they CHOOSE to go to Heaven. If that makes me a hater in your bigoted eyes, so be it.
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01-10-2010, 04:20 AM
For all you know abomination back then could have meant: looked down upon, still okay, it's still alright with God. Words meanings have evolved with time, I'm not saying all of them, but not all words back then mean the same thing today.
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01-10-2010, 04:58 AM
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For all you know abomination back then could have meant: looked down upon, still okay, it's still alright with God.
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Haha, right. So now even God can say something is wrong and you STILL do it, thinking it's OK?? Maybe once you are in Hell, you can ask if you can redecorate, just like you did with His Word.
But no corruption can deny that God tells us that we should NOT commit these abominations:
Leviticus 18:29 For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.
Heck, you might as well say that this is ok:
Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
It's not even called an "abomination", but "confusion". It can't be sinful to cause mere confusion, right? Let's all sleep with our dogs!
Seriously, though... if your father tells you not to do something and you still do it, do you blame him for beating you??
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