[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Well, Field of Poppies,

I react to your posts much the same way as I expect you react to a car accident.

Much as you cannot help but slow down and look, even though you know there's a horrific wreck awaiting your gaze, I cannot resist reading your posts.

Similarly, as you feel compelled to stop and crawl around the wreckage looking for wounded infants and small children so you may sacrifice them to your pagan demons, then drink their blood and eat their flesh like some warped Catholic, I find myself unable to stop responding to your dull-witted musings.

Just as you vainly hope that your demons will grant you powers beyond your wildest dreams, I pray -- perhaps equally an exercise in futility -- that you will either stop posting entirely, or learn to post interesting and relevant things instead of witless off-topic one-liners.

I hate to disappoint you, dear, but I don't make sacrifices and I don't eat human flesh or drink blood.

But I thank you for the picture - "The Wizard of Oz" is one of my all-time favorite books and movies.

[Nobar King]

Figures. I know which character you are.

[Fallen Angel]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Sounds like what your body was relieved of was its man gravy.

or mebbe even his sperm!

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Figures. I know which character you are.

She's the field of poppies.

[ForGodsSake]

Originally Posted by JennyD

She's the field of poppies.

And she likes Wizards

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Figures. I know which character you are.

Since both the books and the movie came out long before I was born, there's no way any of the characters could be me.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Fallen Angel

or mebbe even his sperm!

What IS it with you harlots today? "men gravy", "spunk", "sperm"... don't you have anything else to talk about?

Go wash out your mouths with soap!

This thread is about spanking Young Adults, not about dancernecking or bodily fluids.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

What IS it with you harlots today? "men gravy", "spunk", "sperm"... don't you have anything else to talk about?

Go wash out your mouths with soap!

This thread is about spanking Young Adults, not about dancernecking or bodily fluids.

For those young (or not so young) adults who are into BDSM, spanking and release of semen are closely related. And it certainly sounds like the situation with Zeke and Ernie.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

For those young (or not so young) adults who are into BDSM, spanking and release of semen are closely related. And it certainly sounds like the situation with Zeke and Ernie.

Filthy slut! What are you implying!? And who is this "Ernie" character?

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Figures. I know which character you are.

Originally Posted by JennyD

She's the field of poppies.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Filthy slut! What are you implying!? And who is this "Ernie" character?

Ernie DeVille, whom you spanked the spunk out of.

As for my implications, how do you explain your fondness for "bears" and the fact that you and Thumper have been "engaged" for quite some time now, but have yet to tie the knot and start churning out little soldiers for Jesus?

[Nobar King]

I thought a stupid tree-hugger like you would be more tolerant towards Ursus americanus.

I've never read about any Ernie DeVille here. We have an Ernie C. Ville, but I don't think the pastor would be spanking him. It's probably just the Devil talking to you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I thought a stupid tree-hugger like you would be more tolerant towards Ursus americanus.

I've never read about any Ernie DeVille here. We have an Ernie C. Ville, but I don't think the pastor would be spanking him. It's probably just the Devil talking to you.

I have nothing against ursae - but I have a feeling those aren't the bears Zeke is fond of.

My apologies for getting Ernie's last name wrong, but Zeke did, in fact, spank him.


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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)
Despite what those weirdo "doctors" who got their "degrees" from some self-declared "institution" (by the way, one thing that has always intrigued me is why all those doctors who got their degree from an institution are always trying to send people there???? Isn't there a parellel here with those who graduate from higher institutes of "learning" are always trying to get others to go there?), I am a well-adjusted scientist who had some...issues in my younger years. When I first came to Landover, I was nearly overwhelmed with the offerings of Godly Manly guiding. In fact, Pastor Ezekiel was one of the kindest, and spent many hours guiding me in my faith and leading me on the path of righteousness. There was this one time, when I was working on my paper on the intricacies of sandals that could be worn inside of a burning fireplace when I questioned whether the story of Daniel in the fiery furnace was true, and he immediately tore off his belt and spanked me until my eyes grew watery and my body was relieved of my ailment. And for that I could not be more thankful.

It is difficult to stay on the Straight & Narrow™--don't let anyone fool you! But with proper guidance, one can stay True®. Remember, a shepherd uses his crook on his sheep and may gouge their neck sometimes, but in the end, it isn't eaten by a lion.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

You do seem to have an obsession with having fantasies about dear Pastor Zeke! You seem to want him spanking you, huh? You just want to make him break his commitment with Ms. Thumper, so you can divorce your queery husband and delight in the carnal sadomasoquist pleasures with Pastor, have him tie you down to a bed, and start hitting you with his belt, slowly at first, and then harder and harder, with his tight body glistening of sweat... I knew you were a harlot, but I never thought you were so lustful, you evil fornicator ...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by SanzSolo

You do seem to have an obsession with having fantasies about dear Pastor Zeke!




You seem to want him spanking you, huh?

Nope - I don't do BDSM, and I have no interest in having a TC anywhere near my bedroom - or anywhere else in my house.

You just want to make him break his commitment with Ms. Thumper, so you can divorce your queery husband

I am quite happy and satisfied in every way with my husband.

and delight in the carnal sadomasoquist pleasures with Pastor, have him tie you down to a bed, and start hitting you with his belt, slowly at first, and then harder and harder, with his tight body glistening of sweat... I knew you were a harlot, but I never thought you were so lustful, you evil fornicator ...

Sounds like your fantasy, not mine.

[Don the Baptist]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Once they're 18, they're legally adults, and can get tattoes, drink any beer they want, vote any way they want, watch any movie they want, etc.
If they get caught smoking pot, they get charged as an adult reather than a juvenile, and the sentence is harsher, plus the parents are no longer held responsible for them.

If an adult's boss has an issue with said adult not reporting to work on time, then he should talk to the tardy employee about it, not his mommy.

And one adult hitting another (unless it's mutually agreed upon) is called battery, and will get you arrested.

Again - someone needs to slap the evil out of you. If my wife sassed me like you do her jaw would be wired shut.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Sounds like your fantasy, not mine.

I never fantasize, it is forbidden:

1 Peter 2:11 (King James Version)

11Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;

[SUV]

I must take a moment here to warn the Congregation to avoid "Dances" under peril of Aeternal Damnation.

Brother Nobar King himself can Testify that she dries her laundry out of doors! until it fills up with ticks and chiggers, brings it inside, and then she and her Husband participate in some sort of strange ceremony that involes the the smelling of them -

and this might not even be Christian

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by SUV

I must take a moment here to warn the Congregation to avoid "Dances" under peril of Aeternal Damnation.

Brother Nobar King himself can Testify that she dries her laundry out of doors! until it fills up with ticks and chiggers, brings it inside,

On a clothesline, not on the ground

and then she and her Husband participate in some sort of strange ceremony that involes the the smelling of them -

When you pull a t-shirt or sweater over your head, you can smell it, can you not? When you wash or dry your face, you can smell the washcloth or towel, can you not? I happen to like the scent of sun-dried clothes better than that of the perfumes they put in fabric softeners.

and this might not even be Christian

Probably not, since neither he nor I are Christian.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Originally Posted by SUV

I must take a moment here to warn the Congregation to avoid "Dances" under peril of Aeternal Damnation.

Will do, dear Sister, I don't want any cooters, I mean, cooties, on me.