Promise Enforcers - Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed! |
|
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
|
|
Posts: 6,639
Join Date: Jun 2007
|
|
What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-08-2009, 07:26 PM
I know, everybody says "France" first thing, but France is merely the standard of wimpiness. For scoring wimpiness, we'll give france two frogs legs worth of courage.
(Click on the nation for more specific details of national wimpiness).
Wimpy: France: Two frogs legs.
Wimpier: Italy: One frogs leg
Wimpier Yet: Canada: half a frogs leg
Wimpiest? My answer will shock you....
Sparta.
WHAT? You say? SPARTA?!?
Yes, I say Sparta. Take a look at the maps.
Here's a close-up of Napoleon's Empire in Europe:
That's what two frogs legs worth of courage looks like.
Put a pea on Greece, and that's Spartan Empire.
A frogs toenail, at most.
Let's face it, anybody can kill a lot of Arabs and Persians. God placed them here to be our punching bags. And beating (though never even conquering) Greeks? Remember that Macedonia is a separate nation, and they get two frogs legs, dripping with olive oil.
French and Spartan Empires on the same map:
Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 01-15-2019 at 06:51 PM.
|
|
God Squad
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,322
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: rebuking eurotrash commies
|
|
Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-08-2009, 09:10 PM
I have to say the Czechs are pretty wimpy. They couldn't even kick commie butt after they chased them away by waving car keys at them! The commies are still here despite being such cowards that car keys caused them to runaway!!!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-08-2009, 11:01 PM
Well I'm not sure it qualifies as a "nation," but Japan has to be the wimpiest collection of human beings ever assembled. No one can tell the males from the females without a stripsearch, and even then the results are often inconclusive. When they play "professional" baseball over there, they use aluminum bats, like American children. And they play the same ultra-violent video games just like American kids, but none of them are inspired to violence the way red-blooded Americans are.
The Japs don't even allow guns in the country! None!
How wimpy can you get?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
God Squad
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,322
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: rebuking eurotrash commies
|
|
Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-09-2009, 07:22 AM
I see on the news this morning Germany is going to outlaw paintball!!!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
|
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 23
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Canada
|
|
Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-11-2009, 02:23 AM
Ya the Spartans are week rrrriiigghhhttt there one small nation standing up against the most powerfull empire at the time and winning three times. The Canadians who burned down washington D.C., participated in more wars than US ever has and taken down impossible objectives more powerful bations wouldnt dare touch. I don't even want to start with the french but they are anything but wimpy
THE WIMPIEST NATION IS AMERICA
You went into 2 world wars well into the war, you made a quick buck selling arms to both sides, you needed the french to fight the English for you because you had no hope of winning otherwise. You are the wimpiest nation in the world.
|
|
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
|
|
Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-11-2009, 02:45 AM
You're either a traitor or a hater. Either way, you're not welcome here.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: May 2009
|
|
Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-26-2009, 12:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl Marx Reborne
Ya the Spartans are week rrrriiigghhhttt there one small nation standing up against the most powerfull empire at the time and winning three times. The Canadians who burned down washington D.C., participated in more wars than US ever has and taken down impossible objectives more powerful bations wouldnt dare touch. I don't even want to start with the french but they are anything but wimpy
THE WIMPIEST NATION IS AMERICA
You went into 2 world wars well into the war, you made a quick buck selling arms to both sides, you needed the french to fight the English for you because you had no hope of winning otherwise. You are the wimpiest nation in the world.
|
You have said everything I was going to say. However, if I had said it I bet I would have been banned. :\
|
|
Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-11-2009, 05:49 PM
How could the Spartans not be wimpy? They were proto-Catholics in that their education system was based on ritualized boy-boinking, and everyone knows that once you make the homer deathstyle choice, you automatically and irremediably wimpify. Also, admiration for Sparta is called laconophilia, and you can just tell from that name that it's unimaginably disgusting. Finally, they trusted their unskilled labor to the helots, thus depriving themselves of the proper blue-collar citizenry required for any non-wimpy nation.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
|
Tags
|
antiquity, canada, france, greeks, italy, napoleon, nato: not able to operate, soccer and why it's so gay, surrender monkeys, who would win, wimp |
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Hybrid Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|