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Devil NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 02-20-2016, 02:43 PM

Secular Science is repulsive. While we must remember this and never ever forget for one moment and the one and only goal of atheist research is to seduce our youth away from healthy, sound Doctrine of True Christianity™, we must also remember that sometimes mundane scholars can make significant observations. In these cases, it is our task to refine the conclusions. This is what Creation Science is all about. We take twisted data from atheist peer-reviewed papers and sieve them through the Bible to see their True Meaning™.

Now it is time to do exactly that.

Atheist astrologers have discovered an "exoplanet" [a hypothetical and Biblically unsupported notion of stars being tiny suns with their own "planets"] that deserves our attention. It has the obscure name "2M1207b". This is standard secular nomenclature to confuse believers and we can disregard it. This world has some characteristics that need to be scrutinized against the source of all Real Research: the Bible.
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The planet is young (10 million years) and still has an atmosphere hot enough to have “rain” clouds made of vaporized sand; silicates that are turned into gases, rise and then cool down to form tiny particles similar in size to what is found in cigarette smoke. Deeper into the atmosphere, iron droplets are forming and falling like rain, eventually evaporating as they enter the lower levels of the atmosphere.
  • A HOT place.
  • It is raining molten iron over there.
  • It is raining molten rock, i.e., lava over there.
  • Even the clouds are so hot that they are made of molten sand.
There are more data on this place:
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“So at higher altitudes it rains glass, and at lower altitudes it rains iron,” said Yifan Zhou of the University of Arizona, lead author on the research paper. “The atmospheric temperatures are between about 2,200 to 2,600 degrees Fahrenheit.”
The atheists have also observed that this place has a ten-hour day.


Now it is time to assess all this. This is where Creation Science is at its best. By examining the Bible we can tell the world that this is not some isolated "exoplanet" on the Firmament. Unbeknownst to them, the agnostic scholars have received important data through their tellyscopic devices. Remember: we have to combine the findings of scorching iron rains, molten metal, lava, 10-hours days and a hot environment to produce reliable conclusions. Let us see:

Matthew 18:9
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

Mark 9:45
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:


Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.


Fire, a lake of burning material. This is exactly what the astrologers have seen.

They have seen Hell. Hell is real. We knew it. They know it now, too, but they are too immersed in the bosom of Satan and his minions to ever acknowledge that it is Hell.

Hell.

It is Real©.


This is Hell. It is Real.

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Revelation 9:2
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.


What about the 10-hour "rotation", the scientific name for a day? Does it not prove that this realm lies far beyond the Firmament, that the stars and galaxies and the nebulae are real? No, it doesn't! It is just another brilliant invention by Jesus. By giving the Realm of Hell 10-hour days he more than doubles the punishment, the excruciating pain of sinners. They will have to suffer more than two days for each day the True Christians™ spend in comfort in heaven.



The atheist scientists often complain how difficult it is to get direct observations of these "exoplanets". Well, we can tell them now that they only have wait a few short years and they'll get firsthand observations on the spot. They'll be there themselves. They'll be in Hell. There they no longer have to peek into their tellyscopes and try to see the clouds of acid and molten glass, the droplets of liquid iron, the demons, the enemas of molten tungsten. They'll be there to see and FEEL it all.

We love Jesus. After He as God Created the Heaven and the Earth (Genesis 1:1), He tricked the woman into eating the fruit causing the Fall (Genesis 3:6). Hence, it was necessary to construct a place for punishment and suffering for the sinners. Hell. It is Real. But Jesus is merciful (Jonah 4:2). If we follow His commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13), He may pardon us from His invention - Hell - and accept us into Heaven. It is a much more comfortable alternative and I strongly recommend it to everyone. Now we have seen observational evidence of Hell. Hell is a wonderful gift from Jesus, without it no-one would fear God and obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Hell is necessary. Unfortunately only a few understand this and avoid it (Matthew 7:14). The rest will spend all Eternity on 2 M 1207b thinking why they didn't listen to the Good Message of Jesus in time.



See it yourselves. These are the images from 2 M 1207b. It is Hell. It is Real.







Yours in Christ,

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They have seen Hell. Hell is real. We knew it. They know it now, too, but they are too immersed in the bosom of Satan and his minions to ever acknowledge that it is Hell.
How foolish of the atheists to ignore the Truth™ that comes straight from the Divine Mouth of Jesus, the very Mouth that breathed Life into the first man (Genesis 2:7), but not in a gay way of course, because that would be gross.

The Holy Bible is very clear to show just how much Jesus hates sinners, and just what He thinks about them. In Noah's day, He killed every last man, woman, child, fetus, puppy, dove, ladybug, and woodlouse, save just enough to repopulate the earth after a well deserved burning at the altar (Genesis 8:20). In Isaiah's day, He likened sinners to repulsive, stench-filled, discarded old menstrual rags (not only disgusting in their own right, but unclean spiritually, too - a double whammy of detestation right there).

But oh boy, when Jesus walked the earth, He repeated His disdain for sinners again and again and again, no less than seventy-three times! Why, He even stated very clearly that most of mankind will fail to meet the conditions of His unconditional love, and will suffer an eternity of Hell:
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Matthew 7:13–14

For many are called, but few are chosen.
Matthew 22:14

Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,
Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.
Luke 13:23–24

In order to meet these conditions, one must first hear the Good News (Romans 10:17), then obey Jesus' teachings (Matthew 7:26–27), not just a few, but all. One must not break any command, not one of the more than 600 in the Old Testament, nor the 67 created when Jesus walked the earth. This is because Jesus specifically told us He did not come to replace the Law (Matthew 5:17), and that to break one rule was to break them all (James 2:10). One must not even sin in their own, private thoughts. And make no mistake, Jesus knows what we're thinking about, and He's constantly judging you for it (Jeremiah 17:10). He also tells us a thought makes one as guilty as a physical action (Matthew 5:27-28).

In addition, one must hate his own father (Luke 14:26), forgive others (Mark 11:25–26), not swear an oath (Matthew 5:34–37), mutilate oneself if it reduces the risk to commit sins (Mark 9:43–47), cast out devils and speak in new languages (Mark 16:17–18), not deny Jesus (Luke 12:8–9), maintain the faith of a child (Luke 18:16–17), and not commit blasphemy against the holy spirit, not even one time (Mark 3:28–29).

Of course all this is the response of one who is blessed enough to first hear the Word of God. If a man's heart is hardened or confused by Jesus (Mark 4:11-12), or if Jesus gives up on him (Romans 1:21-32), if Jesus brainwashes him to believe the wrong thing (2 Thessalonians 2:11), or if he was never chosen at the onset of all Time to be selected to respond favorably to the Good News in the first place ((Romans 8:29-30), he can expect a first class ticket on the Hell Train. It should come as no small wonder that Hell is the size of a planet, with all the people who will go there!

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What about the 10-hour "rotation", the scientific name for a day? Does it not prove that this realm lies far beyond the Firmament, the the stars and galaxies and the nebulae are real? No, it doesn't! It is just another brilliant invention by Jesus. By giving the Realm of Hell 10-hour days he more than doubles the punishment, the excruciating pain of sinners. They will have to suffer more than two days for each day the True Christians™ spend in comfort in heaven.

That's just brilliant! Sinners deserve nothing but the most brutal torture! I hope they will take this knowledge with them! I hope they know they are suffering to the extent of twice as much as we will be enjoying our Heavenly Rewards!

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The atheist scientists often complain how difficult it is to get direct observations of these "exoplanets". Well, we can tell them now that they only have wait a few short years and they'll get firsthand observations on the spot. They'll be there themselves. They'll be in Hell. There they no longer have to peek into their tellyscopes and try to see the clouds of acid and molten glass, the droplets of liquid iron, the demons, the enemas of molten tungsten. They'll be there to see and FEEL it all.
As well they should. These people spit in the eye of the Sweet, Infant Christ, and they would force women to get pregnant and have abortions just to spite Jesus again and again if Hell were any less torturous and there was even the most remote chance of autonomy offered. Those who wouldn't be forcing women to get married would be forcing other men to do gay things with each other, and all the children Jesus sends to Hell would be hunted and jumped on like fresh meat in the lions' den. Because atheists have no heart. They have no compassion. They live depressed, depressing lives and desire nothing more than to bring others down. That's why even in Hell Jesus won't let them have any minute of peace, any time to gather with each other and cause trouble.

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We love Jesus. After He as God Created the Heaven and the Earth (Genesis 1:1), He tricked the woman into eating the fruit causing the Fall (Genesis 3:6). Hence, it was necessary to construct a place for punishment and suffering for the sinners. Hell. It is Real. But Jesus is merciful (Jonah 4:2). If we follow His commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13), He may pardon us from His invention - Hell - and accept us into Heaven. It is a much more comfortable alternative and I strongly recommend it to everyone. Now we have seen observational evidence of Hell. Hell is a wonderful gift from Jesus, without it no-one would fear God and obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Hell is necessary. Unfortunately only a few understand this and avoid it (Matthew 7:14). The rest will spend all Eternity on 2 M 1207b thinking why they didn't listen to the Good Message of Jesus in time.

I'll laugh when they find some secular explanations for these, and then I'll laugh again when these same secularists die, and in Heaven I will laugh at them suffering in Hell, along with my BFF, Jesus!


Jesus laughing at sinners in Hell
Psalm 2:4


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 02-21-2016, 02:46 AM

I believe only <<<offensive liberal language>>> white able-bodied thin men go to hell unless they repent by Acknowledging Their Privilege™. Glad to know it exists .


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Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Matthew 7:13–14

For many are called, but few are chosen.
Matthew 22:14

Of course all this is the response of one who is blessed enough to first hear the Word of God. If a man's heart is hardened or confused by Jesus (Mark 4:11-12), or if Jesus gives up on him (Romans 1:21-32), if Jesus brainwashes him to believe the wrong thing (2 Thessalonians 2:11), or if he was never chosen at the onset of all Time to be selected to respond favorably to the Good News in the first place ((Romans 8:29-30), he can expect a first class ticket on the Hell Train. It should come as no small wonder that Hell is the size of a planet, with all the people who will go there!
Dear Sister in Christ,

Jesus has in His magnificence taken all this into consideration. If we combine the parts of your compassionate and educational post that I have chosen above, we get the result of immeasurable amount of sinners - much more than tose of us who are heaven-boud - that require lots of space for all the imaginative punishments. For Eternity.

He has provided the space!



The secular source tells us that Hell - they still call it 2 M 2107b - is five times bigger than Jupiter. The atheist scholars measure the size of Firmamental bodies in these Jupiter-units after a pagan god to enrage Jesus. By applying Creation Science we have discovered that 1 Jupiter = 318 times the good Earth Created by God (Genesis 1:1). Further calculations (318*5) tells us that Hell is 1590 times larger than Earth.

Plenty of room for all sinners
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It is wonderful how the design of Jesus unravels before our eyes during these Last Days. and all this Glory is for our benefit. We shall be able to observe the 2 M 1207b Hell (there could also be Hell part a somewhere; note to self, examine this hypothesis) and its short days. It is written that Jesus designed this show for us to enjoy!

Matthew 24:22
And except that the Lord had shortened those days, no flesh should be saved: but for the elect's sake, whom he hath chosen, he hath shortened the days.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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I believe only <<<offensive liberal language>>> white able-bodied thin men go to hell unless they repent by Acknowledging Their Privilege™. Glad to know it exists .

I see that liberals and retards (is that being redundant?) are incapable of understanding science. It appears to cause them to begin speaking gibberish.


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Default Re: NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 02-21-2016, 12:50 PM

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This world has some characteristics that need to be scrutinized against the source of all Real Research: the Bible.
  • A HOT place.
  • It is raining molten iron over there.
  • It is raining molten rock, i.e., lava over there.
  • Even the clouds are so hot that they are made of molten sand.
Hello Elmer,

Are you sure this is not a false hell? As you mention, this is a hot place, with iron and sand/rock evaporating from the surface and raining down again. I couldn´t find decent vapour pressures so I´ll take melting and boiling points as a reference, they are usually somewhat related.

The Bible says that in hell there is a lake of fire and brimstone (sulfur) in Revelation 20:10 and Revelation 21:8. As temperature rises, material with a lower boiling point will evaporate or boil off first. Now we have to consider the melting and boiling points of sulfur and iron:

Sulfur melts at 239 degrees Fahrenheit and boils at 832 degrees Fahrenheit.
Iron melts at 2,800 degrees Fahrenheit and boils at 5,182 degrees Fahrenheit

This means that by the time iron starts evaporating and raining down, a lake of brimstone (sulfur) would have long be gone, it would be part of the atmosphere. As the elements or molecules with the highest boiling point will condensate from the atmosphere first, would this hell not have a lake of iron and lava, instead of brimstone?

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Rebuke Re: NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 02-21-2016, 01:22 PM

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Hello Elmer,

Are you sure this is not a false hell? As you mention, this is a hot place, with iron and sand/rock evaporating from the surface and raining down again. I couldn´t find decent vapour pressures so I´ll take melting and boiling points as a reference, they are usually somewhat related.

The Bible says that in hell there is a lake of fire and brimstone (sulfur) in Revelation 20:10 and Revelation 21:8. As temperature rises, material with a lower boiling point will evaporate or boil off first. Now we have to consider the melting and boiling points of sulfur and iron:

Sulfur melts at 239 degrees Fahrenheit and boils at 832 degrees Fahrenheit.
Iron melts at 2,800 degrees Fahrenheit and boils at 5,182 degrees Fahrenheit

This means that by the time iron starts evaporating and raining down, a lake of brimstone (sulfur) would have long be gone, it would be part of the atmosphere. As the elements or molecules with the highest boiling point will condensate from the atmosphere first, would this hell not have a lake of iron and lava, instead of brimstone?

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Roland
Mr. Roland,

You fail to take into account a few important aspects.
  1. Atmospheric pressure. More pressure, the worse the torture. So we can expect quite a high pressure. Pressure changes the melting points of Biblical elements.
  2. Layering of the atmosphere. Higher levels can be heated in a more intense manner to allow molten iron in the upper reaches and Sulphuric Liquids as aggregations at lower leves.
  3. Jesus. He is God. He can do it regardless of the laboratory experiments on Earth. He can choose any temperature for the Hellish melting points.


The answer is in the same part of the Bible you cited.

Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

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Default Re: NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 02-21-2016, 02:38 PM

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Mr. Roland,

You fail to take into account a few important aspects. He is God. He can do it regardless of the laboratory experiments on Earth. He can choose any temperature for the [...] melting points.
Hello Elmer,

Thank you for putting me back on track, I was thinking way out of the box here. I quoted the part of your post we surely both agree on, as long as I keep a firm belief.

Kind regards,

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Hello Elmer,

Are you sure this is not a false hell? As you mention, this is a hot place, with iron and sand/rock evaporating from the surface and raining down again. I couldn´t find decent vapour pressures so I´ll take melting and boiling points as a reference, they are usually somewhat related.

The Bible says that in hell there is a lake of fire and brimstone (sulfur) in Revelation 20:10 and Revelation 21:8. As temperature rises, material with a lower boiling point will evaporate or boil off first. Now we have to consider the melting and boiling points of sulfur and iron:

Sulfur melts at 239 degrees Fahrenheit and boils at 832 degrees Fahrenheit.
Iron melts at 2,800 degrees Fahrenheit and boils at 5,182 degrees Fahrenheit

This means that by the time iron starts evaporating and raining down, a lake of brimstone (sulfur) would have long be gone, it would be part of the atmosphere. As the elements or molecules with the highest boiling point will condensate from the atmosphere first, would this hell not have a lake of iron and lava, instead of brimstone?

Kind regards,

Roland
Mr. Roland, I don't know anything about the science portion of your post, and it doesn't matter because even scientists don't know everything. But I DO know that Jesus is God, and when He says He'll do something, we can trust Him to do it (Numbers 23:19). We know He can and will do miracles to keep His promises. Jesus promises those who don't believe in Him are damned for all eternity (John 3:18). He promises that those who do not love Him are damned for all eternity (1 Corinthians 16:22). We know that those who do not obey Him are damned for all eternity (2 Thessalonians 2:12). We know that damnation will result in such terrible pain that people will constantly suffer and, more importantly, that this suffering will cause a physical response, such as gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:41-42). If the teeth don't fall out while swimming in this lake of fire, then we can only assume it's because the skin and muscles haven't burned off the bone. This should come as no surprise, because how long could "eternity" be if it equaled the time it takes one human body to melt? What kind of promise is that? The answer is it's no kind of promise, of course, and we know Jesus is good for His Word. So you can rest assured, even if the math doesn't add up, it doesn't have to. There's a thing as miracles in this world.


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Default Re: NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 02-22-2016, 05:10 AM

In yet another slip, NASA astro-nots are admitting to having heard 'music' behind the moon. Why they don't come out and admit to hearing a heavenly chorus of angels is surely a matter of sickular politics and LIEbral spin doctoring.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 02-23-2016, 03:13 PM

I see many people flippantly telling other people to "Go to Hell'. While it is probably true they will be going to Hell it is not very Christian Like© to want someone to go there. I think part of the problem is that people just do not understand the severity of it or the duration. When a young Hutchin's child makes that foolish comment, I know it is time to do some learning. I take my child out back to the woods for some one on one personal time. We will make a roaring fire and I explain that way down deep in the fire, it is almost as hot as Hell. I'll put my rod in the fire to heat up as we chat. We continue to stoke the fire and I tell the child that he will not have to stoke the flames of Hell as the Devil has made the fires perpetual, forever. After a a half hour, the child will feel too hot and want to move way from the fire. I tell the child that a hal hours is less than a blink when compared to eternity and I hold the child closer to the flames. Often I can detect the faint smell of burnt hair and the sounds of weeping over the road and crackling of the inferno. I tell the child that the devil is deaf to the sound of your crying. After an hour, I pull the child back far from the flames. Relieved, a smile comes across the little ones face. I tell them no one smiles in Hell, ever. At this point I take the rod from the depths of the fire, the end glowing white hot. I firmly apply it to the underside of the left foot, the child screaming and fighting, begging for the burning to stop. Eventually, the child gives in to Jesus and stops resisting His Love, becoming silent. I remove the rod and return to the house. In a day or so, the child will of found its' way home, limping, filthy with the Ashes of Satan® on them. Never again to wish Hell on anyone.
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Default Re: NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 03-18-2016, 08:41 PM

Lawd hab mercy, i done been der and back agin, thank you beery much.
The debil took my Godly password and Old Vav couldnt find her way back to Landover.

Well, iffen dat aint proof...anyways gotta go feed them dogs...its good to have crawled back from da gates of hell!
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Atheist astrologers have discovered an "exoplanet" [a hypothetical and Biblically unsupported notion of stars being tiny suns with their own "planets"] that deserves our attention. It has the obscure name "2M1207b".

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Default Re: NASA Scientists Discover Hell by Accident! - 03-20-2016, 09:09 PM

I really wonder how nasa finds the time researching stuff. I mean they are totally busy making fake moonlanding videos and the latest one where this guy survives on mars. And we should think this is all real.
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