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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 06-06-2008, 07:09 PM

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You think you have the authority to rule humanity
Stop being ridiculous. Only God (who is Jesus) has that authority. We are nothing but simple messengers.
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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 06-06-2008, 07:41 PM

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Okay, so you can judge others, just you, when we are all equal in the sight of whatever God we as a whole believe is out there. You think you're better than us? You think you have the authority to rule humanity, when you're no better than any of us, when you have just as many flaws as we do? I understand completely.
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We only judge people by righteous judgment as Jesus instructs in John 7:24. The judgment comes from Jesus because we have turned our lives over to Him. We only do it because Jesus tells us so.



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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 06-06-2008, 07:55 PM

How do you know if you judge righteously if you are still human an can make mistakes. The only one who would know what is righteous is God. Are you God?
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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 06-06-2008, 09:09 PM

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How do you know if you judge righteously if you are still human an can make mistakes?
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We use the teachings of the Bible on which to base our judgement. The Bible teaches us that God HATES all workers of iniquity (Psalm 5:5) ie. prideful Satanic-sins. Iniquities include practicing witchcraft, burning insense to false Gods, being proud to be a queer, Satanic sex, and people who engage in all other sick perversions and take pride in them. If God hates all who engage in these iniquities, what kind of Christians would we be if we did not hate them too? We judge them by God's word, and hate them as God does.
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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 06-06-2008, 09:32 PM

But what if you're wrong? What if you've mistaken something in your teachings? It is possible. You are still human after all.
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But what if you're wrong? What if you've mistaken something in your teachings? It is possible. You are still human after all.
What do we have to do with it? Jesus guides our every actions, saying we are wrong means Jesus is wrong.



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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 06-06-2008, 11:29 PM

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But what if you're wrong? What if you've mistaken something in your teachings? It is possible. You are still human after all.
Harlot, I've had a lengthy chat with Pastor Ezekiel, so we could understand one another's positions.

At my church, we do not "interpret" anything. We follow the KJV Bible AS WRITTEN, which is the EXACT same thing these good Landover True Christians™ do. That's why I post here. Most churches are false; they pick and choose the parts of the Bible they like, and leave the rest behind. They're called supermarket or salad bar Christians.

One subset of the salad bar Christian is the "Ned". Named after Simpsons character Ned Flanders, these people are always harping about the God of Love. (Eros, I think.) They ignore that the One True God also hates, and possibly hates more than He loves!

We are not Neds, nor are we any other form of Supermarket Christian.

As for making mistakes . . . Tell me, how would you misunderstand "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"? Hmm?

God gave us a Book to follow. As long as we follow it, no problems, and no mistakes!


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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 06-07-2008, 02:01 AM

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As for making mistakes . . . Tell me, how would you misunderstand "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"? Hmm?

God gave us a Book to follow. As long as we follow it, no problems, and no mistakes!
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That quote originally translated to "Thou shalt not suffer a poisoner to live," not witch. It was changed to witch by a bigot who hated women and the Old Religions.
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What do we have to do with it? Jesus guides our every actions, saying we are wrong means Jesus is wrong.
God has not spoken to anyone directly for 2000 years. Don't pull that one on me. Or are you saying you're a prophet of God?
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That quote originally translated to "Thou shalt not suffer a poisoner to live," not witch. It was changed to witch by a bigot who hated women and the Old Religions.
Interesting. What's your source for that?

See, our source is God, who can change His book in any way He wants.


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Exclamation Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 08-07-2008, 09:32 PM

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... God ... can change His book in any way He wants.
Oh really? Does 'god' have an editor and a publisher to do that for him?


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Oh really? Does 'god' have an editor and a publisher to do that for him?
God has angels, right? Logically God has editors and publishers among His servants.

I mean what do you think wrote The Bible after all; invisible elves nobody could see?



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Oh really? Does 'god' have an editor and a publisher to do that for him?
Miss, do you really think you're ever going to find a man to marry with that cocky attitude? Why can't you open your eyes and see the Truth for what it is?


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That quote originally translated to "Thou shalt not suffer a poisoner to live," not witch. It was changed to witch by a bigot who hated women and the Old Religions.
The alleged change was supposed to have been done by James I & VI, but you will then be able to tell me why the Geneva Bible of 1560, published 6 years before he was born, has Exo:22:18 as "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." and why a witchcraft site (True Christian Ladies should not follow this llink) says,
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Miss, do you really think you're ever going to find a man to marry with that cocky attitude? Why can't you open your eyes and see the Truth for what it is?
Look, you fat bitch, I am a MAN. I have a PENIS. I realize your uncomfortable with the opposite sex, as you've never gotten any, but thats not my problem!


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Look, you fat bitch, I am a MAN. I have a PENIS. I realize your uncomfortable with the opposite sex, as you've never gotten any, but thats not my problem!
No, you're a queer Hellbound sodomite who mocks God.

You're what we call a "faggot", in the "bundle of sticks to burn" sense.


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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 08-07-2008, 10:58 PM

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Look, you fat bitch, I am a MAN. I have a PENIS. I realize your uncomfortable with the opposite sex, as you've never gotten any, but thats not my problem!
Look nancy; We don't take that kind of hateful spew off of anyone. Just because you masturbate to Charles Manson photos, it doesn't make you a badass.

Watch your mouth or you might lose your posting privileges.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 08-07-2008, 11:08 PM

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Look, you fat bitch, I am a MAN. I have a PENIS. I realize your uncomfortable with the opposite sex, as you've never gotten any, but thats not my problem!
If you don't want people to think you're a woman, then maybe you shouldn't post with a picture of a woman as your avatar! How was I supposed to know otherwise?


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Exclamation Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 08-07-2008, 11:43 PM

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If you don't want people to think you're a woman, then maybe you shouldn't post with a picture of a woman as your avatar! How was I supposed to know otherwise?
THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME YOU piffleING FAT BITCH!!!


I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.
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Exclamation Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 08-07-2008, 11:46 PM

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Look nancy; We don't take that kind of hateful spew off of anyone. Just because you masturbate to Charles Manson photos, it doesn't make you a badass.

Watch your mouth or you might lose your posting privileges.
My user name does not refer to charles manson but Marilyn Manson


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Default Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD! - 08-07-2008, 11:47 PM

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THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME YOU piffleING FAT BITCH!!!
Wow. I understand your anger now.

It isn't Jesus' fault you look like a woman. Try cutting your hair and maybe lift some weights or something. I'm not trying to be mean, just trying to make some helpful suggestions. Poor dear, you probably look more like your mother than your father. I'll pray for you.


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