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Re: Pies Men Like -
12-10-2012, 06:19 PM
Mrs Talmadge,
this Banana cream pie looks absolutely amazing! Would you mind to share the recipe with me? My husband will love this one.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
12-11-2012, 12:47 AM
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Mrs Talmadge,
this Banana cream pie looks absolutely amazing! Would you mind to share the recipe with me? My husband will love this one.
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Of course I can share! It always makes me happy to share my favorite recipes with others! Would you like me to send you the recipe by e-mail or post it here?
YIC, Abigail.
2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
12-11-2012, 09:33 AM
Do you have the private messanger enabled? You can send it to me there, if you like.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
12-11-2012, 09:47 AM
Just how many bananas do you put in your banana cream pie? "The more, the merrier," that's what I always say!
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Re: Pies Men Like -
12-12-2012, 01:27 PM
My wife really loves a nice, warm , chocolate cream pie. When I go to work sometimes she has the hired help "Tyrone" who looks like the colored fellow from Green Mile helps her make it. Apparently nobody knows how to beat eggs the way a Nigra does. I dont really like having the field hands IN the house, but when I lick my lips after tasting a fresh chocolate cream pie... It all seems worth it.
Ephesians 5:22-24
22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
12-12-2012, 06:39 PM
My favorite pie is Corn and SPAM pie. Only Hormel SPAM may be used.
I got the recipe by counting every ninth letter in the book Proverbs to reveal the contents.
Many do not realize the numerous extra messages that exist in Proverbs. Probably because Proverbs was written by a Wise person inspired by GOD and intended for Wise people who love their LORD and Savior. The average Christian today has a GED freely issued by a Career Link center intent on filling slave labor jobs.
They will never enjoy the sweet taste of Corn and SPAM Pie.
Proverbs1:12 Let vs swallow them vp aliue, as the graue, and whole. as those that goe downe into the pit
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Re: Pies Men Like -
12-12-2012, 07:15 PM
Zeke Snicklegrouter, I have no idea what you're going on about, but I think you're making fun of us.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-07-2013, 06:39 AM
I sure hope none of you ladies every put one of your neighbors in this position!
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-07-2013, 07:01 PM
^oh that poor misguided woman!! As good Christian Sisters we should ban together and send her tips to improve the quality of her pie.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-07-2013, 08:20 PM
I know a pie that men shouldn't like...and I'm trying my best to stay away from it.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-11-2013, 04:58 AM
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I sure hope none of you ladies every put one of your neighbors in this position!
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Fortunately, True Christian™ men will always tell the truth about pies. I know that Seth doesn't like anything with nuts in it, so I avoid nuts at all costs. He does love the sweet and tangy lemon pie though.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-14-2013, 03:54 PM
I really wonder, what pies taste like.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-14-2013, 03:57 PM
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I really wonder, what pies taste like.
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I can send you a recipe
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-14-2013, 04:10 PM
Would be awesome! I always wanted to try to make a pie
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-14-2013, 05:52 PM
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Would be awesome! I always wanted to try to make a pie
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You've never made a pie? Oh my what kind of woman has never made a pie? What does your husband think of you not making pies?
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-14-2013, 06:24 PM
I don't have a husband yet. It's just not that usual to make pies in Germany. I've actually never seen one in real life.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-14-2013, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
I really wonder, what pies taste like.
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The best way to learn all about what good pie is to experiment with it .
Get a few women from your Church group together and practice slurping up each others wet, hot juicy pie. Be open and honest, do not hold back. Video record the sessions so you can show your future husband what you are willing to do to please him.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-14-2013, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
Would be awesome! I always wanted to try to make a pie
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-14-2013, 08:29 PM
Thank you very much! I will try it tomorrow!
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Re: Pies Men Like -
03-15-2013, 12:27 AM
It's actually national pie day as I'm writing this 3/14! So, all the ladies better warm up their pies for hungry husbands and watch out for coons at the window sill! I'm partial to Key Lime Pie myself but I hope it's not too sour.
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