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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-25-2019, 12:24 AM
My thinking is still evolving but here is what I'm going to propose to the Committee. I want Ernie's staff to lease a bus and driver, put 97 year old Ernie on with some musicians and go on tour. He can do some preaching, healing and alter calls. Benny Hinn still sells out sells out the house with his healing ministry. If it goes well, that is it turns a nice profit, we can look at the 747 issue again. That way we have not turned our backs on his Boeing problem but we have not put Pastor Zeke's Airbus at risk either.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-25-2019, 12:46 AM
Don't you think has suffered long enough waiting for his jet? He's such a fine upstanding and handsome Christian man and I believe he has waited long enough. I will speak to my husband. We have some money socked away for our sons but perhaps we could contribute something.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-25-2019, 01:16 AM
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We have some money socked away for our sons but perhaps we could contribute something.
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Dear, for the sake of transparency, Pastor Zeke does not accept money from just anywhere, only from the church members. Let's just say, that he became much more careful after the whole Panama Papers thing blew up in his face. It was a lot of fuss over nothing, if you ask me, but the IRS started snooping around, LBC secretary very conveniently disappeared, and we still have some unresolved questions left.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-25-2019, 12:01 PM
I just saw they flew Prime Minister Johnson back from the UN summit in Joo York to Godless Britain in a military Voyager aircraft and it got me thinking. I don't know what the price comparison is, but might a Voyager work for our beloved Pastor? It's a little shorter than the giant Airbus, but the attraction, in terms of safety, is clear:
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Alternatively, it can operate as a passenger aircraft in much the same way as a civilian airliner, but delivering personnel safely into theatre thanks to its defensive aids suite.
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(I'm assuming that's aids as in things that help, not as in the AIDS.)
It would be reassuring to know that if Pastor Zeke came under attack from heathens, he would be able to retaliate.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-28-2019, 05:46 PM
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My thinking is still evolving but here is what I'm going to propose to the Committee. I want Ernie's staff to lease a bus and driver, put 97 year old Ernie on with some musicians and go on tour. He can do some preaching, healing and alter calls. Benny Hinn still sells out sells out the house with his healing ministry. If it goes well, that is it turns a nice profit, we can look at the 747 issue again. That way we have not turned our backs on his Boeing problem but we have not put Pastor Zeke's Airbus at risk either.
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Sounds to me like a sensible approach. I have a 19" flat screen with a built in DVD player I'd like to contribute. I'll need a receipt ($600 should be about right) for tax purposes.
I hear Nickel Back is popular with the kids. The name feels some how appropriate too.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-28-2019, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I just saw they flew Prime Minister Johnson back from the UN summit in Joo York to Godless Britain in a military Voyager aircraft and it got me thinking. I don't know what the price comparison is, but might a Voyager work for our beloved Pastor? It's a little shorter than the giant Airbus, but the attraction, in terms of safety, is clear:
(I'm assuming that's aids as in things that help, not as in the AIDS.)
It would be reassuring to know that if Pastor Zeke came under attack from heathens, he would be able to retaliate.
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Is there room for a lap pool in it? Pastor Flint needs a lap pool to retain his chiseled physique, especially so close to his impending nuptials to Miss Daisy (I hear June 2020 might be a magical month).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-28-2019, 06:33 PM
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Is there room for a lap pool in it? Pastor Flint needs a lap pool to retain his chiseled physique, especially so close to his impending nuptials to Miss Daisy (I hear June 2020 might be a magical month).
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Well, Brother Hutchins, I'm going to come right out and admit I don't have the answer to that. But as it's an air-to-air refueling craft, there must be a load of tank space that won't be needed and could maybe be re-purposed?
My husband is away at the moment, as a guest of some bigwig - or big towel - in Qatar. (Apparently there's an athletics championship going on in 110 degrees. Matthew says it's hilarious.) But there's bound to be someone from the Emirates military there - the UAE's only next door - so I'll ask him to check it out and get back to you privately.
A glass-bottomed pool in the plane's belly would be spectacular, wouldn't it! I wonder if it would be safe at altitude, though I dare say Jesus would ensure it was. It would be so lovely if Pastor and his beautiful bride could have the new craft, whatever it may be, available in time for their honeymoon mission.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-30-2019, 09:17 PM
Greetings!
I was thinking that my white Baptist friends would want to know that there is a fine selection of used jet airplanes for sale just now in Jamaica which is my home. Since the people in Babylon have made the ganja legal to smoke there is less use for them and they could possibly be had at a good price. Perhaps you could purchase two or more at a discount. It may be advantageous to investigate this matter soon before the Colombians find out and buy them all up.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-30-2019, 09:42 PM
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I was thinking that my white Baptist friends would want to know that there is a fine selection of used jet airplanes for sale just now in Jamaica which is my home.
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That's a kind and thoughtful offer, Trevor dear, but this is Pastor Zeke we are talking about. It would be an insult to attempt to fob him off with used goods.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
10-01-2019, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
That's a kind and thoughtful offer, Trevor dear, but this is Pastor Zeke we are talking about. It would be an insult to attempt to fob him off with used goods.
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An Airbus with greasy chicken bones scattered all over? Not a chance. Pastor Zeke deserves clean and just out of the factory.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
10-05-2019, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
That's a kind and thoughtful offer, Trevor dear, but this is Pastor Zeke we are talking about. It would be an insult to attempt to fob him off with used goods.
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It's very considerate of you, offering so gentle a rebuke. Following a recent suggestion and having some fabric available from the new season's designs (which can always be dyed or brightened up for an appropriate contrast) a selection of lovely T-shirts ought to be available soon. Knowing that a purchase supports God's work is both encouraging and reassuring.
As yet a suitable love offering has not been decided upon but considering some of those Italian efforts go for $700 with far less material I think our figure will represent somewhat better value. Any suggestions welcome.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
11-16-2019, 08:47 PM
Even though we seem to be right on track to have a larger airplane for Pastor Zeke than that of Preacher Creflo Dollar, we have another worry facing us.
The preacher, designer, rap singer and composer Kayne West and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashisan, have purchased a Boeing 747. The 747 is a little smaller than the Airbus we are getting Pastor Zeke but they are crowding us.
We need to get the Airbus wrapped up. But, even then we will need to be thinking about the future competition. We may need something bigger in time.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
11-16-2019, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Even though we seem to be right on track to have a larger airplane for Pastor Zeke than that of Preacher Creflo Dollar, we have another worry facing us.
The preacher, designer, rap singer and composer Kayne West and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashisan, have purchased a Boeing 747. The 747 is a little smaller than the Airbus we are getting Pastor Zeke but they are crowding us.
We need to get the Airbus wrapped up. But, even then we will need to be thinking about the future competition. We may need something bigger in time.
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Oh, my; what next, dear Brother Mayor Hold? But this comes as no surprise, considering that this Kanye person has, all of a sudden, supposedly turned his life to . I've read that he will be featured in the service tomorrow of that mega-church preacher, Joel Osteen. I'll attach an article link and, as the article says, "the details are insane". For one thing, apparently this nigra is considering changing his name to "Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West". So, here we have it: another one pretending to be a , which should surprise none of us here at .
https://www.aol.com/article/entertai...sane/23859478/
Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."
I mean, how can anybody take this nigra and his wife seriously about their claims to know Almighty, when Mrs. Kanye thinks nothing of parading herself as she does in the attached photo? (And I do apologize for posting such a disgusting photo. Pastors and moderators, please feel free to remove this should the direct.)
A blessed day to you, Dear Brother Mayor,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-09-2020, 02:11 AM
The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee is making progress toward placing the order. Once we have the down payment ready we can begin final design drawings. You will recall Pastor Zeke has demanded several amenities in the giant aircraft which has driven up the price.
A perplexing new development has come up and on behalf of the Committee I am seeking advice here. You will recall in 2016 President Trump's campaign contacted us knowing we had a nice amount of cash set aside for the airplane. We were asked for one million dollars. It was for the campaign against Hillary and we were promised repayment far in excess of the one million. Seeing a chance to help the President and also making some money the Committee wrote the check.
We have not been repaid nor has any explanation come forward as to why. I remain confident we will be repaid.
The past week, I was approached by the new Trump Reelection Committee. It needs another one million dollars. We will be repaid for both the donations after Trump is reelected he assured me.
I, myself, am inclined to approve the second one million. President Trump is very honest and I'm confident we will be repaid with a good interest rate on our money. Other Committee members, however, think we should first be repaid from the loan four years ago.
We remain at an impasse.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-09-2020, 03:58 AM
Seems like a no-brainer. Time to get the check book out. This investment will save so many lives when the President bans abortion and that's what it's all about. Bettering the lives of poor folk. Amen, praise the Lord.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-09-2020, 05:10 AM
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I, myself, am inclined to approve the second one million. President Trump is very honest and I'm confident we will be repaid with a good interest rate on our money. Other Committee members, however, think we should first be repaid from the loan four years ago.
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I don't understand. Why doesn't the President throw the church a bone in the form of a ten or twenty million dollar grant for faith-based social services? For every million dollars we spend, our charitable outreach programs help literally dozens of homeless persons take free showers at remote truck stops, and they get to read some really cool Chick Tracts to boot. Of course, a major program like that needs pastoral oversight, which requires a new private jet.
Completely coincidentally, if we didn't have to raise funds for the jet, we could probably donate a lot more to political campaigns. This seems like a win for everybody, including the reelection campaign.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-09-2020, 05:41 AM
To start off as one means to go on is always a great idea. And with a small loan (compared to the cost of developing a building) the President was able not only to repay his old Dad with interest but benefit many other people with good quality infrastructure in their city. Places where the right impression could be made for sound business ideas to be presented, an important consideration where investment is concerned; let's face it, many investors take a superficial view of things in making decisions. The President is not like that.
No-one with a reputation for defaulting on loans can get finance for their projects and the elegance of his work is commensurate with his business acumen. Surely (although I'm aware it's not my place to make suggestions) a small investment now would similarly bear fruit for Him.
II Corinthians 9:6 He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-09-2020, 01:04 PM
As God is my witness, I know Trump would never lie.
The Bible tells us if we do His work, He will repay us 100 fold.
Galatians 3:29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.
Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:
Ephesians 1:12 That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-09-2020, 10:22 PM
How about something modest like a Gulfstream G700? Luxurious enough for the pastor to travel in splendiferous comfort, yet humble enough to send the message that the pastor is a man who doesn't necessarily need caviar:
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-09-2020, 10:54 PM
No pastor, Gulfstream is out. Creflo Dollar has a Gulfstream 650. When he bought it Pastor Zeke vowed not just to one up Creflo but to ridicule him. Gulfsteam, $60 plus million. Airbus way past $400 million.
Back in the thread you might find what Pastor Zeke needs in an aircraft. There needs to be a movie theater with a wide screen. He needs a cigar room separate from other areas. A lot of currency travels with him for exchange deals in whatever country he is traveling to. Basically, no Gulfstream.
Look at a puny Gulfstream:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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