All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - Page 5

Elmer G. White · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 06:27 PM

Dear Sinner,

Of course we are mental, crazy for the Lord, Lord Jesus. You seem to be making the common mistake of thinking that we express our opinions here.

We. Do. Not.

We are just mediators. We transmit the Will of God to a world that has rejected Him and embraced the Enemy. You are one of the lucky ones who have a chance to listen to the sermons of Jesus in this Forum. A chance to be Saved.

Matthew 10:20
For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father which speaketh in you.

Accept Jesus. Follow His commands. Live for ever!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

~~The atheist bastard~~ · 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GOD=life

And yet, simply lurking is not enough. You felt a need to interact. Why? If it is to show off superior knowledge of the (KJV 1611) Bible, it would help to actually use quotes to support your position.

That is a logical but inherently self-centered statement. You are saying that you - as an atheist - gets to decide who is and who isn't a Christian. So, unsurprisingly, you will say that the Christians with the most watered-down views are the "real" Christians and the people whose views you don't like... well, they're wackos.

It also does not surprise me that as a member of the Atheist religion, you would try to use psychology. It is not a new invention, in the Soviet Union -- based on Atheism -- they did that all the time:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politi...e_Soviet_Union

So we are on to your Atheist tricks, sorry

Firstly I created an account in order to both see people's reactions to my username (hope you like it it is actually a true description of me) and also to see how long I would be before I was banned.

Secondly I never said I was judging who was a true christian or not I know literally f*ck all about the bible so I would never do that but at the same time I am friends with many christians who would agree that anyone who says left handed people worship Satan and think Obama is the anti-Christ clearly has issues and should seek help immediately and that is why I thought the topic about left handedness and Obama may have been satire.

GOD=life · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

I am NOT saying christians are mental just the ones on THIS particular site.

Like I wrote in my logic-derived post (which you conveniently chose to ignore), it is God, through the KJV 1611 Bible, who decides who is and who isn't a Christian.

Let's turn that around, shall we? How would you find it if Christians told you that you weren't a member of the Atheist religion? Instead, we will pick somehow whose says "I am an Atheist but I think that Christians are much kewler, I wish I were a Christian too but I too dumb

"

Don't make no sense, now does it? That is how you are sounding right now.

How about we agree: let the KJV 1611 Bible be the arbiter, mkay "bro"?

Didymus Much · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

...I know literally f*ck all about the bible ...

Cure your ignorance here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/

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...I am friends with many christians...

Even the Bible itself says there's a difference between those who claim to be Christian (like your friends) and those who actually ARE Christian (which requires absolute, complete, unquestioning obedience to the Word of God as found in the Bible):

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

Mary Etheldreda · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

Firstly I created an account in order to both see people's reactions to my username (hope you like it it is actually a true description of me) and also to see how long I would be before I was banned.

You atheists sure have a funny idea about entertainment. When I was younger, people with free time on their hands went out and looked for a job or helped in the neighborhood. They didn't go harassing church communities for fun. I guess nothing is sacred when morality is completely relative.

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

Secondly I never said I was judging who was a true christian or not I know literally f*ck all about the bible so I would never do that but at the same time I am friends with many christians who would agree that anyone who says left handed people worship Satan and think Obama is the anti-Christ clearly has issues and should seek help immediately and that is why I thought the topic about left handedness and Obama may have been satire.

You may not say that you're judging who is a True Christian™, but that's precisely what you're doing. You're stating that someone who follows the Holy Bible is insane insofar as they follow the Holy Bible. People who profess to follow the Holy Bible but don't are apparently mentally healthy. But we see from your own example, that not following God's Holy and Perfect Laws inspires people to harass and bully innocent people for their own entertainment. Your idea of mental health is weird and nonsensical.

GOD=life · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

Secondly I never said I was judging who was a true christian or not I know literally f*ck all about the bible

I have a news flash for you: your "Christian" friends don't know nothing about the Bible either. A True Christian cannot be friends with one who is not. Now you might think: whoa, that's wacko! Far out dude!! Yeahhhhh maybe, but let's peek at the Bible then:

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

It is quite literally there. I really do not see how someone can, in earnest, call himself a Christian without reading the Bible. That person is not a Christian but Christ-curious.

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

and think Obama is the anti-Christ

Have you noticed the many references to the Bible on this site? Clearly, True Christians who follow the KJV 1611 Bible have somewhat more of a claim to call themselves Christians than those who confuse the Bible with toilet paper. (for clarity: "somewhat" is meant as sarcasm)

~~The atheist bastard~~ · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

You atheists sure have a funny idea about entertainment. When I was younger, people with free time on their hands went out and looked for a job or helped in the neighborhood. They didn't go harassing church communities for fun. I guess nothing is sacred when morality is completely relative.

You may not say that you're judging who is a True Christian™, but that's precisely what you're doing. You're stating that someone who follows the Holy Bible is insane insofar as they follow the Holy Bible. People who profess to follow the Holy Bible but don't are apparently mentally healthy. But we see from your own example, that not following God's Holy and Perfect Laws inspires people to harass and bully innocent people for their own entertainment. Your idea of mental health is weird and nonsensical.

No No No No
Let me be as clear as I possibly can be I am not saying christians are mental repeat I AM NOT SAYING THAT. What I am saying is that believing Obama is the anti-Christ because he is left-handed is simply insane and most people would agree. Hell I found out about this site from someone who thought this was all satire. Oh and "innocent people" please you would have me and my family burn in hell for not having a stupid ceremony before I was born so screw the lot of you anyway.

GOD=life · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

What I am saying is that believing Obama is the anti-Christ because he is left-handed is simply insane

That looks like an absolute statement. I thought even secular ideology states that absolute statements are illogical. Unless you are God, you are going to have a hard time convincing Christians that you are entitled to make absolute statement

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

and most people would agree.

That is outrageously illogical. Reality is not dictated by popular vote! Textbook fallacious reasoning.

There was a time when "most people" agreed Jesus Christ was wrong and He had to be crucified. Where are they now? All dead. Where is Jesus? Super alive!

Elmer G. White · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

No No No No
Let me be as clear as I possibly can be I am not saying christians are mental repeat I AM NOT SAYING THAT. What I am saying is that believing Obama is the anti-Christ because he is left-handed is simply insane and most people would agree. Hell I found out about this site from someone who thought this was all satire. Oh and "innocent people" please you would have me and my family burn in hell for not having a stupid ceremony before I was born so screw the lot of you anyway.

WE would like to see you and your family SAVED and in Heaven with us in the very, very near Future.

JESUS wants to send you into Hell unless you repent. He created the world. It is His privilege to do with it and its inhabitants what He pleases. We are extremely lucky to have been given the INSTRUCTION MANUAL on how to avoid Hell. It is also at your disposal. it's the BIBLE!

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

This is no joke. You are in peril. We are very serious in our mission to tell you about the True Nature™ of God and Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Mary Etheldreda · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

No No No No
Let me be as clear as I possibly can be I am not saying christians are mental repeat I AM NOT SAYING THAT. What I am saying is that believing Obama is the anti-Christ because he is left-handed is simply insane and most people would agree. Hell I found out about this site from someone who thought this was all satire. Oh and "innocent people" please you would have me and my family burn in hell for not having a stupid ceremony before I was born so screw the lot of you anyway.

You say you're not saying that, but then you go on to argue that very thing. When you read the threads about left-handedness, did you happen to notice the source of this information? Where do you think the OP got his information? Made it up? Dreamed about it? Pulled it out of his hat? No, he got it from reading, believing, and applying the Holy Word of God, which is precisely what Christ commands us to do (Matthew 5:17; James 2:10). Your friends who call themselves Christians ignore Christ's commands. They do not love Him (John 14:15). They can call themselves whatever they want, but the facts are not on their side.

With regard to you and your family burning in Hell, it is not my wish. It is yours. You choose to reject your end of the Divine Bargain Christ made on your behalf 2000 years ago, as determined in the beginning of all things (Genesis 3:15; 2 Timothy 3:16; 2 Peter 1:21). This isn't my desire, although I feel no sorrow for the fool willingly marching right into eternal flames. Even a retarded person wouldn't do that. Atheists have less sense than retards if you think about it. That doesn't please me. I find it pretty pathetic, but you insist on maintaining your autonomy for these few decades while you experience this life. There's not much I can do but show you the direction of Salvation. I can't make you walk there.

*shrug*

GOD=life · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

WE would like to see you and your family SAVED and in Heaven with us in the very, very near Future.

That is SO true Elmer! As True Christians, we are commanded to be loving. And we are!

I suppose that someone with hate in his heart will project that on other people. Our friend has not been touched by Jesus so he does not know what love is. He thinks people who don't agree with him right away cannot love him. That is the Atheist religion for ya. Agree with me or I hate you. True Christianity is different entirely: you may disagree right now, but with enough loving, you may become one of us and go to Heaven too!

We make so many choices each day for trivial things. Why not sit down with the KJV 1611 Bible and make a choice that could last a lifetime (**) ?

(**) Lifetime being an eternity in Heaven/Hell after death

~~The atheist bastard~~ · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

WE would like to see you and your family SAVED and in Heaven with us in the very, very near Future.

JESUS wants to send you into Hell unless you repent. He created the world. It is His privilege to do with it and its inhabitants what He pleases. We are extremely lucky to have been given the INSTRUCTION MANUAL on how to avoid Hell. It is also at your disposal. it's the BIBLE!

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

This is no joke. You are in peril. We are very serious in our mission to tell you about the True Nature™ of God and Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Well I am the very definition of a bastard and my parents still aren't married so apparently I am doomed no matter what (not that it matters I don't believe there is a god) and if I was to dedicate myself to religion I would feel like I was already in hell better to live in the here and now and enjoy my life than give up the lifestyle I currently enjoy for a god that may or may not exist.

~~The atheist bastard~~ · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GOD=life

That is SO true Elmer! As True Christians, we are commanded to be loving. And we are!

I suppose that someone with hate in his heart will project that on other people. Our friend has not been touched by Jesus so he does not know what love is. He thinks people who don't agree with him right away cannot love him. That is the Atheist religion for ya. Agree with me or I hate you. True Christianity is different entirely: you may disagree right now, but with enough loving, you may become one of us and go to Heaven too!

We make so many choices each day for trivial things. Why not sit down with the KJV 1611 Bible and make a choice that could last a lifetime (**) ?

(**) Lifetime being an eternity in Heaven/Hell after death

I do not hate anyone okay and I am not saying you have to agree with me (if you did that would be this evening's entertainment out of the window so I'd prefer you didn't and you kept arguing).

P.S. I haven't been "touched" by Jimmy Savile either but I still know he was a pedo

GOD=life · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

and I am not saying you have to agree with me

The First Amendment pretty much guarantees that. And as a backup we have the Second Amendment

The irony is not lost on me that you will respond to a message of mine aimed at a fellow Christian, but you ignore the logical arguments aimed directly at you.

There is no more logical Christianity than True Christianity™!

~~The atheist bastard~~ · 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GOD=life

The First Amendment pretty much guarantees that. And as a backup we have the Second Amendment

The irony is not lost on me that you will respond to a message of mine aimed at a fellow Christian, but you ignore the logical arguments aimed directly at you.

There is no logical Christianity especially not True Christianity™!

That last bit was aimed at me so the irony is gone and has it not occurred to anyone that I will stop writing on this post when you stop replying.

I await your replies (and we all no there will be at least one. There always is)

Dr Laurence Niles · **Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! -** 03-27-2015, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard

better to live in the here and now and enjoy my life than give up the lifestyle I currently enjoy for a god that may or may not exist.

But that is just what Satan wants. He wants you to steer the tiller away from Jesus. You may not realise but you have come here for a reason.

Jesus brought you here to learn the truth and all you need to do is open you heart to Him and accept Him as your Saviour and devote you whole life to Him.

He temporarily died so that you could avoid the Lake of Fire, can you do anything less for Him?

YIC