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Default Re: Is GodHatesFags.com A Parody (Fake) Website? - 02-19-2012, 01:38 PM

it seems the entire christian community is unintelligent enough to risk the evolution of man. now I'm going to calmly say with all my heart full of love... I will make sure Christianity will never survive. I had faith before this website, and it has pushed me over the edge to certainty about science and evolution. the only reason you people believe is because you are afraid to die... and why wouldn't you be? no one knows what happens after death. but I swear to you that I will not rest until this so called "religious" community (that is more of a cult than a religion so to speak) is down to the burning ground. the dark ages were Christianity's fault and it bumped the evolution of man down by 400 years. we could have been flying to distant galaxies now but your strain of pathetic lies and self preservation has halted that for a long while. in the future you will see ME rage against the Christian community, proving your stupidity and help you see what lies behind death. Christianity will NEVER be a part of the future.


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Default Re: Is GodHatesFags.com A Parody (Fake) Website? - 02-19-2012, 06:33 PM

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I will make sure Christianity will never survive.
So you admit you are an antichrist? Preaching against Jesus, our Lord and Savior?
2 John 1:7
7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.
1 John 2:22
22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
1 John 4:3
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.


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I had faith before this website ... the only reason you people believe is because you are afraid to die... and why wouldn't you be? no one knows what happens after death.
I doubt you had faith that Jesus was our Lord and Savior and that the Bible is the unerring Word of God, because if you did, you would know what happens after you die. It's all right there in the many scriptures laid out before you.

2 Corinthians 5:1-10
1 For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.
2 For in this we groan, earnestly desiring to be clothed upon with our house which is from heaven:
3 If so be that being clothed we shall not be found naked.
4 For we that are in this tabernacle do groan, being burdened: not for that we would be unclothed, but clothed upon, that mortality might be swallowed up of life.
5 Now he that hath wrought us for the selfsame thing is God, who also hath given unto us the earnest of the Spirit.
6 Therefore we are always confident, knowing that, whilst we are at home in the body, we are absent from the Lord:
7 (For we walk by faith, not by sight) :
8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.
9 Wherefore we labour, that, whether present or absent, we may be accepted of him.
10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.

Revelation 6:9-11
9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.


Revelation 21:8
8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

If I were you, denouncing the word of God and God himself, I would be scared to die,too. I would not want my everlasting soul drowning in the lake of fire. That's just me, though, maybe you don't mind suffering for all eternity. I will pray that you realize the error in your judgment and accept Jesus wholly and willfully into your mind, body and heart so that you may find Salvation.

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but I swear to you that I will not rest until this so called "religious" community (that is more of a cult than a religion so to speak) is down to the burning ground.
Imagine the Salvation you could have if you put that sort of commitment into loving Jesus!

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in the future you will see ME rage against the Christian community
I'm not sure you understand the definition of the word future. The future means ahead of what is happening currently, and you seem to think it means what is happening currently. It's unfortunate you don't have a firm grasp on the English language. Perhaps this is why you are rejecting the Word of God? You don't fully understand what you're reading in the King James Bible? We can help you with that, you just need to open your mouth and accept Jesus first, son.

Psalm 81:10
10 I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt: open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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proving your stupidity and help you see what lies behind death.
I thought you had just said no one knows what happens after death? Which is it? Do we not know, or do we know your body will be cast into the Lake of Fire with Death and Hades during the second death? I'll give you a hint: God already answered the question in the above scripture.

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Christianity will NEVER be a part of the future.
We've already established that you don't know what the word future means, so let's just say that Christianity will ALWAYS be a part of our 'future' until he descends from Heaven and takes the True Believers™ in the first resurrection.

My love for Jesus knows no bounds! It is limitless in the present and the future*! Shout GLORY!


*the future is not the present


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Default Re: Is GodHatesFags.com A Parody (Fake) Website? - 02-20-2012, 12:29 AM

Look... Fine. I'll admit it. But it's up to you to believe it. I am the Devil in the flesh. Well... not my flesh but you get the point. I can give you everything you have ever wanted and then just... take it away. Call me delusional, I know, you wouldn't be the first. But you wouldn't be the first either to be dragged into hell by the hair and all those broken bones. Just listen. I like to come in here and cause a little havoc for my own personal entertainment and your confusion about this specific post is why I'm telling you "my dark little secret. hush." I'm telling you flat out, right now, that it doesn't matter if you are gods little puppy on a leash, I can always get you. By the hair of your chinny chin chin. So please, keep this debate up, because I love to watch how you all say to represent the same man, but you all have different ways of practicing it while shitting down each others throats. You puny little self-centered hypocrites can't tell that you're all wrong, because the real story got lost a long time ago. I also like to see all the bullshit you write here, thinking you're so right and only YOUR way is the RIGHT way. I just look forward to see you annihilate each other. After all... with being human and all... it is inevitable.


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Default Re: Is GodHatesFags.com A Parody (Fake) Website? - 02-20-2012, 12:42 AM

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Look... Fine. I'll admit it. But it's up to you to believe it. I am the Devil in the flesh. Well... not my flesh but you get the point. I can give you everything you have ever wanted and then just... take it away. Call me delusional, I know, you wouldn't be the first. But you wouldn't be the first either to be dragged into hell by the hair and all those broken bones. Just listen. I like to come in here and cause a little havoc for my own personal entertainment and your confusion about this specific post is why I'm telling you "my dark little secret. hush." I'm telling you flat out, right now, that it doesn't matter if you are gods little puppy on a leash, I can always get you. By the hair of your chinny chin chin. So please, keep this debate up, because I love to watch how you all say to represent the same man, but you all have different ways of practicing it while shitting down each others throats. You puny little self-centered hypocrites can't tell that you're all wrong, because the real story got lost a long time ago. I also like to see all the bullshit you write here, thinking you're so right and only YOUR way is the RIGHT way. I just look forward to see you annihilate each other. After all... with being human and all... it is inevitable.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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it seems the entire christian community is unintelligent enough to risk the evolution of man. now I'm going to calmly say with all my heart full of love... I will make sure Christianity will never survive. I had faith before this website, and it has pushed me over the edge to certainty about science and evolution. the only reason you people believe is because you are afraid to die... and why wouldn't you be? no one knows what happens after death. but I swear to you that I will not rest until this so called "religious" community (that is more of a cult than a religion so to speak) is down to the burning ground. the dark ages were Christianity's fault and it bumped the evolution of man down by 400 years. we could have been flying to distant galaxies now but your strain of pathetic lies and self preservation has halted that for a long while. in the future you will see ME rage against the Christian community, proving your stupidity and help you see what lies behind death. Christianity will NEVER be a part of the future.
Yeah, let us know when you've singlehandedly destroyed the world's majority religion. Oh, and when you've killed God. And when you move out of your Mommy's basement.


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first of all, that is a COMPLETELY wrong definition of a "parody". a "parody" is humorous act based on already existent acts. it's point is to make the first act funny. it has ABSOLUTELY NO RELATION TO CHRISTIANITY!!! take for example the "scary movie" films. or just look up parody on google.

second of all. you talk about nonbelievers as if they are some seed of hatred spawned by nothing but the devil himself. just for thinking that... you are an idiot. Christians are not better than atheists in any way, and if you read the bible, you should know that. this clearly shows your lack of intelligence and your lack of knowledge concerning your faith. your self-involved hypocritical opinion on the world is invalid due to your stupidity and stubbornness.

I swear to all YOU believe in, that if I ever catch you writing hatemail like this EVER AGAIN... I will find you and make sure you will never see the light of day again. I have the resources, opportunity and determination required to make sure that happens, clean and swift without anyone knowing.

OPEN YOUR MIND BEFORE YOUR MOUTH!!! and then join the 21st century you god damned fool.

and I can honestly tell you, that you have sinned. deeply and disturbingly. you have committed a deadly sin and so has almost every single motherf**king person on this earth. don't act like your better than the rest of us, because you are just the same carbon based life form as all of us. just open your mind... and then your mouth. but if your mind will not open, then keep your mouth closed as well. the unintelligent speak rashly without thought and do not care afterwards. they cannot be corrected because of stubbornness and narcissism. yes... I'm talking about you "brother percy". you abandoned your worth for living the second you posted that message. have fun in hell.

yours truly... the only sensible man that has the piffleing guts to go to your house and rip out your lungs through your throat you piffleing self-loathing piece of shit.

I hope you'll take a loooooong time to think about your life now.
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