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Question Re: It's Time to Try Again - 10-16-2019, 05:48 PM

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a place of the purest evil and it struck me at the time as an unlikely surname to see in such a place.
What's unlikely about a Jewish name in a Jewish cemetery?


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Well, whoever was the stone mason for this grave stone, he surely did a poor job - that star of David is lacking one point!
Oh, my! Isn't that the funniest thing, dear Sister Basilissa? Heavens, that star is very much like the one that I put at the top of my CHRISTmas tree! Perhaps someone should adorn the gravestone with a few twinkling lights and a poinsettia; you know, to make it presentable for the celebration of the birth of our . If those bound Joos are going to make a statement, then they might as well do it properly by repenting for murdering our beloved !

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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 10-16-2019, 11:53 PM

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Well, whoever was the stone mason for this grave stone, he surely did a poor job - that star of David is lacking one point!
I was told by one of the men operating the backhoe that the star with the circle on the grave marker is actually some sort of occult symbol called a pandagram and that this cemetery is, in fact, a place where they literally bury witches. They call the place 'Circle Sanctuary' and that symbol did appear on many of the odd grave stones. Gave me the creeps. The lady we dug up had that same symbol on her marker and on her box, which wasn't even a proper coffin, but more like something you'd use as a planter. There sure wasn't much left of her. The backhoe operator said they don't even embalm the witches they bury there and I believe it! The ME seemed quite shocked at her condition as the grave was less than four months old. That same symbol was on a chain that we guessed must have been around her neck when she had one before she was cast into hell. I'd never imagined that this was even possible in this day and age, but there the shriveled witch lay. The ME was able to obtain what we'd gotten the court order to retrieve and the backhoe operator made short work of replanting her. I couldn't get out of there fast enough, but I clutched my Bible and my sidearm and made a quick exit down the trail to the crude parking lot next to a huge barn. I tell you, it was like something out of a horror movie.


So, Mr. Weinstein, have you ever seen this grave or been to this gateway to hell known as Circle Sanctuary?
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Default Re: It's Time to Try Again - 10-26-2019, 02:16 PM

We need to kick these joos out of our country. It's about time we built that wall.




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What? A young fine man like me is single? What?


But sadly, that has been my fate. They come, they die. They come, they leave me for an orthodox Joo. They come, they leave me for a sissy catholic. Why can't a Christ killer find a suitable mate? It's a puzzlement, no?


I'm wealthy. My looks are apparent and one might say God blessed me with a special sort of face, no? I know there is a young, unmarried, broad hipped, humble, pure sweetheart who is dynamite in the kitchen and other places. Someone who will recite the Bible when I want it and shut up when I want it. Someone to sew and do gardening and decorate the house for holidays.


So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old. Others, while not too old, are not that lovely.


I wonder if there's an Etheldreda daughter of marrying age?
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