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Default Secret to Longevity in the Bible - 07-05-2017, 03:37 AM

Many of the Bible's more notable individuals had life spans in the hundreds of years (Adam, Noah, Shem, Eber, Methuselah, Lamech, Mahalalel, Job, etc.), all of course leading today's "scientists" to claim they are "biologically impossible". Even Biblical scholars often ponder this in relation to God's remark in Genesis 6:3 - was that before the flood - or after, and was it before Eden or after.

As usual, "scientists" are now changing their minds again and have discovered that a long life is related to - seeding. Now I'm not sure at what age I came to the conclusion that there was not enough seeding going on, but consider that many have been distracted from seeding, including Obama telling us to build lots of solar panels to "save" the earth from globull warming, and we can't forget other worthless activities like stuffing pimentos into olives.

Seeding is something God told us to do in Genesis 9:7, and indeed the Bible (KJV1611) as a whole has lots of begetting in it. It even occurs to me that Donald Trump might have been inspired by the Holy Spirit with his "grab them by the pu**y" remark.

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Researchers say frequent ejaculation could save mens’ lives
July 4, 20174:21pm

PROSTATE health can be a pretty awkward subject, so prepare to blush at this new research from Harvard University.

Scientists say frequent ejaculations could be the key to keeping the semen-producing gland healthy and avoiding cancer.

In fact, in a study of almost 32,000 men published in the journal of European Urology, researchers found high levels of sexual activity can reduce the risk of contracting prostate cancer by 33 per cent.

The optimum number is 21 ejaculations per month.

We’ve done a few quick calculations and that’s equal to 252 times annually — or almost 70 per cent of days in a year.

Experts aren’t exactly sure why ejaculation lowers the risk of prostate cancer, but they speculate it might help flush out cancer-causing toxins.

According to statistics from the University of Sydney, prostate cancer is the most common cancer diagnosed in Australia, and the third most common cause of cancer death.

It’s more common in older men, with 85 per cent of cases diagnosed in those over 65 years of age, so the results of this study are definitely worth taking on board.

Enjoyable as it may be, frequent ejaculation isn’t a magical one-stop shop.

The Harvard researchers pointed out an active sex life may be an indicator of good general health, which in itself is likely to lower the risk of cancer.

Therefore, it’s also important to maintain a good diet and exercise routine, and get regular check-ups from your doctor.

Gentlemen, you know what you need to do.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hea...f67f24c455dbe5


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Jesus Re: Secret to Longevity in the Bible - 07-09-2017, 10:10 PM

The dictionary defines ejaculation as saying something quickly and suddenly.


I am skeptical, then, of how this can affect a man's prostrate. I would think it might do wonders for throat cancer, but I am speaking strictly as a certified equine gnathologist, trained to look for signs of mouth cancer in horses. (There is no St Jude's hospital for suffering horses, sadly).


Still, in the interest of health I have taken to saying things quickly and suddenly and will make an appointment with a urologist to see if it's helping. I am, of course, young and sturdy, handsome and well built, so I avoid most diseases. Nonetheless, if my shouting out something without thinking can keep my prostrate its proper size and not develop abnormalities, I will not think before speaking nor wait until someone else is finished. It's so easy and if only we'd known about this before! Think of the lives that would have been saved.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Secret to Longevity in the Bible - 07-09-2017, 10:45 PM

We have to be clear: all those ejaculations have to be inside a woman. Onan was not an example of longevity, being punished by God at the age of 8 to 12 for refusing to ejaculate inside his sister in law.


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