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flag Help Me Choose! - 09-28-2016, 04:45 AM

I've narrowed down my choices of a home to the following. If anyone can tell me anything about these I'd appreciate it. (Like, who lives close by - and if I can have horses!)


777 Obadiah Overlook: 7 BR, 4 BA. 2 miles from LBC, 1 mile from Landover University. Features 400 sf prayer room, pool, large backyard with beautiful vistas of Lake Freehold. $1.5 million


4032 Leviticus Landing: 4 BR, 2 BA cottage, 10000 sf. 4 car heated garage with guest quarters above; pool, security system, wired for high speed JesOS, underground bunker, (and the ad says "This was a savage-free property - what's that mean???) $890,000


10490 Jesus Wept Way: 9 BR, 8 BA on large 13 acre lot with high fencing and all the finest amenities. Comes with housekeeper and groundskeeper (their quarters are behind trees so the homeowner never sees them) Former home of a senior pastor! $999,400


111 Great Physician Court: 7 BR, 4 BA, 28000 sf, 3 vehicle garage underground, room for 2 more cars in covered carport. Walk to church, school, shopping. May contain traces of homer demons due to sinful former owner who was booted from Freehold. No pastoral fees for cleansing $280,000 as is.


3900 Judges Row: In exclusive Virgin Birth Cove. Special application required for this beautiful 8 BR, 4 BA mansion. Certified demon free, this amazing property borders the main chapel of LBC and is just steps from the Crystal Walkway for platinum tithers (not for general public use). New kitchen, heated pool, baseball field, basketball courts, and HUGE back yard. NO PETS. NO LOUD PARTIES. NO SINNING! $23 million plus $200,000 fee.


OUTSIDE FREEHOLD: 124 Scribes and Pharisees Road: 2 Br, 2 BA 899 sf bungalow. 10 miles from the gates of Freehold. Not recommended for True Christians™. $20,000 as is.


9020 Judas Iscariot Hwy: This charming 1 BR mobile home has well water, most appliances work. Near KMart and hardware store. Rated "OK" for TC's, unsaved trash are on the next block. $13000


Why are the properties outside Freehold so cheap and also have less than desirable street names?


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Help Me Choose! - 09-28-2016, 05:01 AM

For 3900 Judges Row, would horses count as pets? If they do, then I wouldn't suggest it. Or if you did, I would suggest to by some sort of stable. 4032 Leviticus Landing looks like an ideal place for living. By the way, "Savage Free" probably means that it's far away from all the colored people.


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Love Jesus Re: Help Me Choose! - 09-28-2016, 02:01 PM

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For 3900 Judges Row, would horses count as pets? If they do, then I wouldn't suggest it. Or if you did, I would suggest to by some sort of stable. 4032 Leviticus Landing looks like an ideal place for living. By the way, "Savage Free" probably means that it's far away from all the colored people.

I don't think they count as pets, particularly as I will be treating them with disdain and discipline - and using them for my vet-by-mail course experimentation. When I am trained in equine psychoanalysis, their behavior will be the subject of many scholarly essays. Ditto with my PhD in Creation Science!


Say, Anne - does your husband work every day? And does he ALWAYS leave at the same time? Are there security cameras around this boat manufacturing place? Are they easy to get to? (For cleaning, etc.) Still praying for his safety. Now that you have a new son I hope nothing happens to him. You just never know! You are amazingly beautiful, Sister.


Well, back to becoming more like JESUS!


Rev 22:12,
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Default Re: Help Me Choose! - 09-28-2016, 02:14 PM

He goes to work Monday through Friday, he has Saturday and Sunday off. George told me that they do have security cameras in the cases of a robbery or other crimes. Thank you for your prayers, and your compliment!

I didn't know if the no pets policy applied to animals in general, or if you kept your horses as pets. We have pets in our home, a German shepherd named Captain, a cat named Cheddar, as well as two unnamed fish.

We pray with our pets https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=106127 and we use Captain as a guard dog, and we trained Cheddar to get the mail. We also discipline our pets when they do wrong, but never enough to kill them. I have a busy day and I can't afford to lose cheddar, if I had to get the mail every morning it would just be too much.


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