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Default Child-Making Position: Visual - 10-23-2017, 06:15 AM

Brothers in Christ, I want to have an open discussion about a matter that concerns all of us, being men, and that is our duty to seed the bellies of our wives to make soldiers for Jesus. (Malachi 2:15) I know first hand many of you prefer the effective missionary position, but I want to show you what I think is a dandy position to women to be for all stages in the cycle of the the matrimonial miracle.
This below is how I like women to be when I'm performing the husband duties and while she is conceiving. Nice, simple, neutral and clean. It is important for a wife to present an image of perfection before her spouse during this act. (Proverbs 12:4) Note the slight outward thrusting to facilitate child soldier production in an efficient manner. Notice carefully, the mouth is closed. No risk for unwanted oral interaction (1 Corinthians 6:13), or uttering of obscenities during the act. (Ephesians 5:3)
Look at her hands; when the pressure upon her inclines too strong from your manly thrusts, the power of Jesus compels the palms to face outward bound in the direction of Heaven (Lamentations 3:41) (Deuteronomy 32:40)



And when you pop that seed, and it is good and snug inside her belly, you can turn to God and shout, Glory!

John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
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Default Re: Child-Making Position: Visual - 10-23-2017, 11:33 PM

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Brothers in Christ, I want to have an open discussion about a matter that concerns all of us, being men, and that is our duty to seed the bellies of our wives to make soldiers for Jesus. (Malachi 2:15) I know first hand many of you prefer the effective missionary position, but I want to show you what I think is a dandy position to women to be for all stages in the cycle of the the matrimonial miracle.
This below is how I like women to be when I'm performing the husband duties and while she is conceiving. Nice, simple, neutral and clean. It is important for a wife to present an image of perfection before her spouse during this act. (Proverbs 12:4) Note the slight outward thrusting to facilitate child soldier production in an efficient manner. Notice carefully, the mouth is closed. No risk for unwanted oral interaction (1 Corinthians 6:13), or uttering of obscenities during the act. (Ephesians 5:3)
Look at her hands; when the pressure upon her inclines too strong from your manly thrusts, the power of Jesus compels the palms to face outward bound in the direction of Heaven (Lamentations 3:41) (Deuteronomy 32:40)



And when you pop that seed, and it is good and snug inside her belly, you can turn to God and shout, Glory!

John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
Quick question....just merely speaking of logistics here in the infograph you provided us...um is her legs supposed to be closed like that or are you trying to impregnate a lovedoll?
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Quick question....just merely speaking of logistics here in the infograph you provided us...um is her legs supposed to be closed like that or are you trying to impregnate a lovedoll?


Pardon me gentlemen for looking at the Men Only section. I wanted to see what this was, and also to affirm that I am the only Love Doll, Dolli, here.


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Pardon me gentlemen for looking at the Men Only section. I wanted to see what this was, and also to affirm that I am the only Love Doll, Dolli, here.


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The only way with the infograph he provided for it to feasibly work is if the woman's anatomy was located on the adominal area like a lovedoll is set up. So I was asking a question...Is the woman's legs spread..or is he really trying to impregnate a lovedoll?
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Default Re: Child-Making Position: Visual - 10-25-2017, 04:13 AM

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The only way with the infograph he provided for it to feasibly work is if the woman's anatomy was located on the adominal area like a lovedoll is set up. So I was asking a question...Is the woman's legs spread..or is he really trying to impregnate a lovedoll?
Megan,


I would have thought even a woman would know that you don't need your legs to be spread to get pregnant. Even the slightest contact is enough to get the chore done. You are not supposed to enjoy it. You plug your nose, close your eyes, press yourselves together in a uniform fashion and get it over with. Genesis 3:15 teaches us that once the bothersome duty is done, both parties will come away with bruises.
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Default Re: Child-Making Position: Visual - 10-25-2017, 08:54 AM

Sorry to break it to you guys, but women I've known like to have their legs straight when making love. It can be awkward but if that's what she wants, who am I to complain?


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Default Re: Child-Making Position: Visual - 10-25-2017, 09:44 AM

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Sorry to break it to you guys, but women I've known like to have their legs straight when making love. It can be awkward but if that's what she wants, who am I to complain?


As do I. The women's legs are straight in my info-image. No complaints here.
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Default Re: Child-Making Position: Visual - 10-25-2017, 11:24 AM

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I would have thought even a woman would know that you don't need your legs to be spread to get pregnant. Even the slightest contact is enough to get the chore done. You are not supposed to enjoy it. You plug your nose, close your eyes, press yourselves together in a uniform fashion and get it over with. Genesis 3:15 teaches us that once the bothersome duty is done, both parties will come away with bruises.
Why not just dispose of act all together and use a turkey baster then..? Ever read the song of Solomon...?
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I would have thought even a woman would know that you don't need your legs to be spread to get pregnant. Even the slightest contact is enough to get the chore done. You are not supposed to enjoy it. You plug your nose, close your eyes, press yourselves together in a uniform fashion and get it over with. Genesis 3:15 teaches us that once the bothersome duty is done, both parties will come away with bruises.
Oh wait now I know what you're doing... you're thighing the girl. While yes as seed can if it comes in contact with a woman's womanhood..can cause pregnancy the chance is only slight. Why not just go all out for better results? Or are you sure that this isn't a godly justification for some kink you have?


Why shouldn't I enjoy sex..? It feels good. I see the pleasure as reward for doing something multiplying. Surely in a marriage bed sex should be pleasurable! Man I feel bad for anyone who you married if you abhor a perk that God gave us in marriage.


I just don't understand why if you abhor sex that you find other methods of getting a woman pregnant. You know turkey baster or artificial insemination.


Really this forum makes no sense you guys hate asexuality yet hate sex even the sanctified kind. How does one come with bruises after the act? If you guys are doing vanilla stuff you shouldn't have bruises. Not unless you've incorpareted kinky play that is.
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Why not just dispose of act all together and use a turkey baster then..? Ever read the song of Solomon...?


Of course I've read the Song of Solomon; a good Christian has read all of the Bible.

Evidentially you haven't. Otherwise you'd know what the Bible says about chastity (Romans 13:13), buggery (1 Corinthians 6:9) and fornication (Revelation 2:21)!

What right do you have to condescend to me and blather the details of your nasty nocturnal proclivities .. God will not be mocked!
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Why shouldn't I enjoy sex..? It feels good. I see the pleasure as reward for doing something multiplying. Surely in a marriage bed sex should be pleasurable! Man I feel bad for anyone who you married if you abhor a perk that God gave us in marriage.

Sex feels good is my mantra, dear! If you wish to maxify the pleasure, I'd suggest to skip the marriage. Marriage has a drudging effect on men, I find.

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Sex feels good is my mantra, dear! If you wish to maxify the pleasure, I'd suggest to skip the marriage. Marriage has a drudging effect on men, I find.

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