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Default Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear! - 05-23-2011, 04:17 AM

Homosexuals LOVE to dress up in dresses like this man
Technically, I don't know if it's male or female, but God wouldn't make a woman this ugly.
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Default Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear! - 05-23-2011, 10:08 AM

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Homosexuals LOVE to dress up in dresses like this man
Technically, I don't know if it's male or female, but God wouldn't make a woman this ugly.
I do hope you are joking. That is a female- Not all women are attractive, just so you know.
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Default Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear! - 05-24-2011, 01:03 AM

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Homosexuals LOVE to dress up in dresses like this man
Technically, I don't know if it's male or female, but God wouldn't make a woman this ugly.
Well, yes He would and has. Have you ever seen Janet Reno, Nancy Pelosi or Gloria Allred?

In any event, this is a lewd picture of a slope from some insignificant country that God could care less about. Most slants are dwarf homosexual god haters anyway. I'm guessing Thailand in this case.

But I can't trouble myself with any further speculation.

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Default Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear! - 05-24-2011, 03:21 AM

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Well, yes He would and has. Have you ever seen Janet Reno, Nancy Pelosi or Gloria Allred?

In any event, this is a lewd picture of a slope from some insignificant country that God could care less about. Most slants are dwarf homosexual god haters anyway. I'm guessing Thailand in this case.

But I can't trouble myself with any further speculation.

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This is true Pastor, if we do we are just getting off topic about what the homosexuals wear. Any woman who I can confuse with a man is probably a lesbian anyway, thus showing something a homer wears regardless


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Default Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear! - 05-24-2011, 03:45 AM

Capri pants.

I was recently in Europe on business, and I couldn't believe the number of "men" wearing those abominations.

Gay, gay, GAY.

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Default Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear! - 05-26-2011, 12:33 AM

One word: Ascots.








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Default Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear! - 05-26-2011, 03:39 AM

- Any clothing soccer related.

- Anything by GAP (A.K.A Gay American Person)
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Default Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear! - 05-26-2011, 03:54 AM

The trend for wearing ridiculous glasses has no appeal whatsoever.
No normal person would wear any such bizarre objects on their head!




I don't know what the relationship between these two might be, but I do know that those glasses are not having a very good effect on either of them.



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