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Default A match made in HELL: Lady Gaga + FarmVille = GagaVille! - 05-12-2011, 02:39 PM

Two of the most evil developments of this century have decided to join forces to corrupt each and every American!

Of course we all know Lady Gaga is pure evil. Zynga's FarmVille is not much better as it encourages people to waste time on raping virtual animals in online bestiality orgies. So combining those two is about the worst idea ever!

As of May 17th, FarmVille users will be able to visit GagaVille, a neighboring but equally fake farm full of pink unicorns, gender changing games and interactive child pornography. Visitors will be forced to listen to unreleased tracks from Gaga's forthcoming album "Born This Way", right after they are forced to steal $25 from their parents to buy a Zynga gift card. Facebook will be used to apply peer pressure to every teen in America who refuses to participate in this awful disaster.

Gaga will win. Zynga will win. The human race, on balance, will burn in Hell!

Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."




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Default Re: A match made in HELL: Lady Gaga + FarmVille = GagaVille! - 05-12-2011, 06:37 PM

Thank you, COM, for breaking this story! Quite frankly, I'm surprised the Lady Gaga-listening kids would even have the attention span necessary to play a game as slow-paced as Farmville. I suspect the game is using subliminal messaging to lull players into some sort of trance-like state, which makes them more susceptible to demonic possession.


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Default Re: A match made in HELL: Lady Gaga + FarmVille = GagaVille! - 05-13-2011, 12:51 AM

A lot of people know that I enjoy playing farmville. I asked Jesus Christ how He feels about this game and He told me this: Use this as an opportunity to evangelize through the game.

As we plow through the fields of our lives, and become engaged in mindless games and distractions, we can often find ourselves asking "Is this what God wants of me?" This game, as much of a time waster as it has become, is a tool. We play Farmville, we work hard at making our farms look great and unique. We commune with others from all over the world. To fertilize a neighbor's crop is to say "hi" and "let me do a deed for you"

Farmville Friends, we are called to share Jesus with all people, and this game allows us to do that in a secular world. Let your farm be a billboard to all who visit. Share His message. Love people...you are loving the highest of His creation...remember that we were bought at a Great price.

An Iconic scripture from the Word is found in Matthew Chapter 9...

  • Then saith he unto his disciples, The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are few; Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest. (Matt 9:37-38)

I suggest that everyone get their own Gagaville farm and plow a giant cross on the face of it. See how Lady Gaga likes that!

(also, please add me as your neighbor)


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Default Re: A match made in HELL: Lady Gaga + FarmVille = GagaVille! - 06-07-2011, 05:57 AM

no offense Cranky but all the games to you are evil, you never think how this games could be used to spread the word of god
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Default Re: A match made in HELL: Lady Gaga + FarmVille = GagaVille! - 06-07-2011, 07:53 AM

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no offense Cranky but all the games to you are evil, you never think how this games could be used to spread the word of god
Duh! To spread the word of God we use, wait for it, The Holy Bible, The Word of GOD! Why use anything but the source!?

Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."


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Default Re: A match made in HELL: Lady Gaga + FarmVille = GagaVille! - 06-07-2011, 09:09 AM

i apologize, its my mistake then
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Default Re: A match made in HELL: Lady Gaga + FarmVille = GagaVille! - 06-07-2011, 04:42 PM

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Yes, I mistyped there.


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