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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-29-2010, 12:59 AM

A brother in Christ told me Coleman never consummated his marriage. Perhaps that bought him some time. It appears that Coleman never had relations with a woman. His marriage was a front while he participated as a sex tool in gay orgies.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-29-2010, 04:19 AM

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A brother in Christ told me Coleman never consummated his marriage.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-29-2010, 05:17 AM

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I just get so darned excited when I see a post to this thread. I ask my self who will it be, Charlie Sheen, may be Elizabeth Taylor , Osamba Bin-Laden or his brother Barrack Osamba . I feel like a child with his first Bible, amazed, filled with hope and the Love of Jesus. Well it was not who I had hoped for but I am still happy that Mr Gardner is in Hell!
My heart welled with joy too, Brother James! I had to near pinch myself when I heard the news. Praise Jesus Indeed! I heard Coleman died in Utah, so he was already close to Hell on drawing his last breath.

I also see you have a wonderful list of "who will be next". May I respectfully add one to the bunch? If so, I would like it to be Emmanuel Lewis.






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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-29-2010, 05:47 PM

Hippie biker Dennis Hopper boarded today, I wonder if Satan will "Easy Ride" him.




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-29-2010, 09:34 PM

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.......... I wonder if Satan will "Easy Ride" him.........

I hope the Flaming Tallywacker™ gives him a good workout. Promoting drugs and Harleys is just so wrong on so many levels.

Think of the children exposed to these evil messages!

Especially the Harleys. Constantly leaking oil all over the LBC parking lot. I hope we ban them.

My Honda Goldwing (with air conditioning, auto transmission, power steering, power windows, and lumbar support) doesn't do that. Well, okay, it's Jap bike and theyhadto give us something for disinfecting Hiroshima and Nagasaki. But it doesn't leak oil like those Milwaukee monstrosities.


Will that gay fag Peter Fonda be far behind?

And will his sister, (Hanoi) Jane be next?

And her husband Ted ("I own all of Idaho and a boat load of buffalo I like to bugger") Turner needs to face the Spewing Spear™ of Satan.

And speaking of names that begin with the letter "T", Donald Trump is way overdue. Have you seen his hairpiece? It looks like a demented beaver after a bad day gnawing on one of God's Pine Trees.

And Jack Nicholson is overdue. His role in "Five Easy Pieces" condemned him at an early age.



I could go on, but I find myself in a tizzy and must repair to my library and the comfort of the KJV1611,


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-30-2010, 05:52 AM

Who's next? Woo woo!



Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-30-2010, 04:37 PM

I'm just curious here;

was it ever determined just what variety of creature Coleman was?

Imp, pixie, troll, mini-demon, gnome, elf, or hobgoblin ??


Or was he some unsavory hybrid ?


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-31-2010, 11:27 AM

How can you be so racist and hatefull?! WHAT OR WHO makes you think you have the power to judge anyone´s Salvation?! For all you hypocrite close minded "True Christians" who claim to know who is going to hell or Heaven, Let me tell you something, ONLY GOD knows, ONLY GOD chooses who is worthy and ONLY GOD has the power to Judge who shall be saved! Do you really believe that heaven is only for White amercians?! Are you all that close minded?! Jesuuusssssss! ¬¬
When the bible was written, America didnt Even exist, Jesus wasnt American, and no one knows if he was white or black or yellow or brown.

Oh and I Guess you must have a crystall ball of some sort in your church that shows whoever is in hell or heaven right?! GOD teaches us love and forgiveness not Hatred and Racism! Jesus gave salvation to the THIEF who was crucified next to him! a THIEF!!!
he died to save EVERYONE!! not only the "perfect" and "white"]

Dont you read your bibles?

"For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly." (Romans 5:6)

NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS!

"For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast." (Ephesians 22:8,9)


THROUGH FAITH!! NOT COLOUR, SHAPE or BODY!! FAITH!!


"For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." (Romans 10:3)



WHOSEVER!! NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS!!


"But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."


ALL SINS!!


"He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life."
(John 3:36)


EVERYONE!! NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS! It doesnt say you must be american or tall or short or skinny or white to believe, you must Simply Believe!!


"But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 19:14)


ALL THE CHILDREN!! NOT ONLY THE "PERFECT" AMERICAN ONES!!



And How dare you say disabled or mentally challenged people are going to Hell?! Where in the Hell did you read that in your bible?! What does Faith has to do with physiognomy?!We will be judged by our hearts NOT our body!! ANYONE WHO ACCEPTS JESUS AS THEIR ONLY AND TRUE SAVIOR AND REGRETS THEIR SINS SHALL BE FORGIVEN AND SAVED!!!! Theres NOTHING whatsoever in the bible stating that Being skinny, white or american is a prerequisite to go to heaven!



"For there is no respect of persons with God." (Romans 2:11)

"Then Peter opened [his] mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons" But IN EVERY NATION he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him. (Acts 10:34,35)


Jesus cured leprous, blind, disabled! He loved and forgave everyone!


Oh and if you claim to be a "true Christian" READ YOUR BIBLE AND FOLLOW IT!

"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
(Matthew 7)

So simply read it, and the same way you are judging these people you shall be judged by GOD! So I would suggest you started taking all that hatred and prejudice off your heart, and start learning the true essence of God´s Word before its too late.





God Bless ALL, and ill be praying for you.
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.............. and ill be praying for you...........


My, oh my, that's a great deal of typing. You must be quite upset to spew all that hatred of us.


By the way, while i feel humbled the ill are praying for me, I feel much better praying for the ill.

Unless they're fags, of course, because queers invite their own illnesses.


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How can you be so racist and hatefull?!
Dear friend, we are not racist. Everybody can be Saved® if they only repent of their sins, accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and follow the Bible to the letter.

We also do not hate anyone. God however does hate certain types of people, as stated in the Book of Proverbs:
Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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WHAT OR WHO makes you think you have the power to judge anyone´s Salvation?!
Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
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Do you really believe that heaven is only for White amercians?! Are you all that close minded?!
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When the bible was written, America didnt Even exist, Jesus wasnt American, and no one knows if he was white or black or yellow or brown.
Jesus is white with blond hair.
Revelation 1:14: His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
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Oh and I Guess you must have a crystall ball of some sort in your church
We do not practice witchcraft here.
Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-31-2010, 01:29 PM

Ohh, let me get this straight, You dont hate anyone, But you want some sort of people (disabled, coloured, different) to go to Hell?! Thats a very nice way to love others..

Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

As I SAID BEFORE, GOD DOESNT HATE ANYONE! These Six "THINGS", not types of PEOPLE!
HE HATES SIN, NOT SINNERS!! is that so hard to understand?!

Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

You seem to have a problem understanding the bible.. THIS VERSE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD JUDGE ANYONES SALVATION! ¬¬

"We do not practice witchcraft here." - You surelly dont understand sarcasm, but anyhow, explain to me then how the hell do you know who is in heaven or hell?!

And no one ever seems to have anything to say about this verse:

"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
(Matthew 7). It cant be more clear than this..

And Mr. HTannor , I´m so sorry for spelling it wrong, it must be hard for a person in your age to understand that ill was meant to be an "I'll".
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-31-2010, 01:40 PM

Revelation 1:14: His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

WHITE AND BLOND?!! hahahah
Ohh and you clearly cant understand the simbology the bible uses.. ¬¬

But anyways: Hair White as Wool and white as snow (ANY RACE OR ANY HUMAN BEING OF ANY COLOUR COULD HAVE WHITE HAIR, as most of us aquires with age. And "eyes were as flame of fire", following by letter it would be yellow or red. ¬¬ now I´ve never in my life seen a white person with red or yellow eyes, in fact ive never seen anyone with red or yellow eyes.

Oh and i never said I hated any of you, in fact if i did I would be here trying to open your eyes..

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Ohh, let me get this straight, You dont hate anyone, But you want some sort of people (disabled, coloured, different) to go to Hell?! Thats a very nice way to love others..
Look lady, God made the rules, not us. We just follow them. I hate to break the news to you like this, BUT GOD does not, I repeat God does not love every one!
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You seem to have a problem understanding the bible.. THIS VERSE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD JUDGE ANYONES SALVATION! ¬¬

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.


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"We do not practice witchcraft here." - You surelly dont understand sarcasm, but anyhow, explain to me then how the hell do you know who is in heaven or hell?!
The path to Salvation™ is a narrow and straight one. YOU will follow the word of God, every word to the letter. ON ACCEPTION.

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Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
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James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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And no one ever seems to have anything to say about this verse:

"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
(Matthew 7). It cant be more clear than this..
YOU an unrighteous woman can not judge myself, or my Brothers and Sisters. We can how ever judge YOU for we are the righteous.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

CAN it be anymore clear than that?
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Revelation 1:14: His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

WHITE AND BLOND?!! hahahah
Ohh and you clearly cant understand the simbology the bible uses.. ¬¬

But anyways: Hair White as Wool and white as snow (ANY RACE OR ANY HUMAN BEING OF ANY COLOUR COULD HAVE WHITE HAIR, as most of us aquires with age. And "eyes were as flame of fire", following by letter it would be yellow or red. ¬¬ now I´ve never in my life seen a white person with red or yellow eyes, in fact ive never seen anyone with red or yellow eyes.

Oh and i never said I hated any of you, in fact if i did I would be here trying to open your eyes..

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Do you really believe that heaven is only for White amercians?! Are you all that close minded?! ---INAPPROPRIATE USAGE OF THE NAME OF THE LORD DELETED---
You've confused me. Where exactly did we say that? Of course black people can go to Heaven, like the presence of several ex-negroes among us True Christians™ can attest. Don't you agree that someone has to shine our shoes and put out the garbage once we're in Heaven, and care for the stables of our mansions there?

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When the bible was written, America didnt Even exist,
So you believe two entire continents rose from the bottom of the sea between 2000 years ago and the rime of Columbus, complete with llamas, turkeys, potatoes and injuns?

And then people say that our beliefs concerning Noah's Flood are far-fetched...

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Jesus wasnt American, and no one knows if he was white or black or yellow or brown.
Jesus was white, and here we prove it.

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Jesus gave salvation to the THIEF who was crucified next to him! a THIEF!!!
he died to save EVERYONE!! not only the "perfect" and "white"]

Dont you read your bibles?
Of course we do, don't be silly. We know that Salvation is through Faith alone, and that thieves and murderers who repent go to Heaven, while doctors who cure thousands of Africans from horrible diseases who do not accept Christ go to Hell. You're not telling us anything new there.

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NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS!

THROUGH FAITH!! NOT COLOUR, SHAPE or BODY!! FAITH!!

WHOSEVER!! NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS!!

ALL SINS!!

EVERYONE!! NOT ONLY WHITE AMERICANS! It doesnt say you must be american or tall or short or skinny or white to believe, you must Simply Believe!!
Again, mr. Caps-Lock, where did we deny any of this? This is a well-accepted dogma in our church. However, the problem is that you completely ignore each and every one of the Verses you quoted when you say this:

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ALL THE CHILDREN!! NOT ONLY THE "PERFECT" AMERICAN ONES!!

And How dare you say disabled or mentally challenged people are going to Hell?! Where in the Hell did you read that in your bible?! What does Faith has to do with physiognomy?!We will be judged by our hearts NOT our body!! ANYONE WHO ACCEPTS JESUS AS THEIR ONLY AND TRUE SAVIOR AND REGRETS THEIR SINS SHALL BE FORGIVEN AND SAVED!!!! Theres NOTHING whatsoever in the bible stating that Being skinny, white or american is a prerequisite to go to heaven!


You are correct that you need to repent from your sins and accept Jesus. However, you seem to make the assumption that children and mentally disabled people therefore are guaranteed a ticket to Heaven. That is unbiblical and retarded.

You want us to give Scripture to prove that mentally handicapped people go to Hell. However, the Bible teaches:

Romans 3:23:
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

Romans 6:23:

For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.


"All" in Romans 3:23 includes children and mentally handicapped people. So, they deserve death as well for their sins.

The Scripture you provided told us that faith in Jesus Christ absolves people from sin. However, none of those Verses, or any other Verses in the Bible that speak about Salvation through Faith, include a special clause for children and mentally handicapped people. Therefore, the rules that apply to us, apply to them as well:

Romans 10:8-10:

But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach;
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

So, if a mentally handicapped person who is unable to believe in Jesus because of his affliction, or a child who is too young to understand the Bible, dies, he will go to Hell. That's what the Bible says.

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Jesus cured leprous, blind, disabled! He loved and forgave everyone!
Everyone? Is there anything you do know about the Bible? Look what Jesus told some pharisees:

Matthew 23:14:
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.


Don't exactly sound like forgiving these people, does it? Jesus only forgives the sins of those who believe in Him (Romans 10:9).

Could you please spout your unbiblical heresies elsewhere? It is not appreciated here.

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WHITE AND BLOND?!! hahahah
Ohh and you clearly cant understand the simbology the bible uses.. ¬¬
Symbolism? Around here we take the Bible literally, friend. Arbitrarily declaring certain Passages to be symbolical and others to be literal is just plain stupid. Or is the crucifixion of Jesus symbolical to you as well?

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Ohh, let me get this straight, You dont hate anyone, But you want some sort of people (disabled, coloured, different) to go to Hell?! Thats a very nice way to love others..
It's not our fault that you fail to comprehend the Love of God. In fact, the Bible tells us that there are people like you who call True Christian Love™ "hate," because Satan has blinded you:

2 Corinthians 4:3-5:
But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.

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Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

As I SAID BEFORE, GOD DOESNT HATE ANYONE! These Six "THINGS", not types of PEOPLE!
HE HATES SIN, NOT SINNERS!! is that so hard to understand?!
My friend, you are exceptionally stupid. Three lines above your hysterical screaming about God hating sin, not sinners, the refutation of that idea is within the Scripture you quoted: God hates "a false witness," and "he that soweth discord among brethren."
While the first one "false witness," can be seen as referring to the words of someone, as a witness can be both a person and something someone says, the second one, "he that soweth discord among brethren," unambiguously refers to a person.
Is that so hard to understand?

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Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

You seem to have a problem understanding the bible.. THIS VERSE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD JUDGE ANYONES SALVATION! ¬¬
Again, you seem unable to grasp simple logic.

The above verse says: "righteously judge your neighbour," it does not say "righteously judge your neighbour, except when it concerns his Salvation™." That's something you add, just like you added that the standard rules of Salvation™ (believe in Jesus and you shall be Saved™) do not apply to children and mentally handicapped people. You are the one not understanding the Bible here. Don't you know that terrible things are going to happen to people that add to Scripture:

Revelation 22:18-19:
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Read the rest of Revelation to find out what these plagues are.

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"We do not practice witchcraft here." - You surelly dont understand sarcasm, but anyhow, explain to me then how the hell do you know who is in heaven or hell?!
Are you dim? The Bible tells us: people who believe in Jesus go to Heaven. That's how we know.

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And no one ever seems to have anything to say about this verse:

"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
(Matthew 7). It cant be more clear than this..
As all liberal false christians do, you quote Scripture out of context, and throw it in our face, expecting us to collapse in bewilderment.

Just read on for two Verses. Just two! Is that so hard?

If you had done that, you'd have found:

Matthew 7:5:
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.


Jesus says here that, before we judge others, we need to "take the beam out of our eyes," in other words, be cleansed from our own sins before condemning others for their sins.

However, as all True Christians™ know, the only way to be cleansed from sin is by being washed in the Blood of Jesus.

So, if we accept Jesus as our Lord and Savior, the "beam is cast from our own eye," and we'll be able to "see clearly" to "cast out the mote of our brother's eyes." In effect, this means that, as soon as we are Saved™, we are allowed to judge unsaved people.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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You surelly dont understand sarcasm,
We do understand sarcasm here. We also understand self-delusion, rationalization, cognitative desonance, and a desperate attempt at grasping at straws.

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And no one ever seems to have anything to say about this verse:

"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
(Matthew 7). It cant be more clear than this..
As you have no doubt noted from the responding posts, the Brothers at LBC do have a great deal to say about the verses you listed--all of it straight from the Bible.

Really that assertation that you threw down-- "no one ever seems to have anything to say about . . ." makes me think of a skinny little runt sitting a bar. He's unsure of his manhood but has now had a few beers. For some reason, the beers have magnified his view of himself. He spies some big, manly guys sitting in a corner minding their own business. So he swaggers over and decides to pick a fight -- with all of them --at the same time.

You're lucky that here at LBC you only come away with "truth bruises".


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Now we're finding common ground. We never said that we hated you either. And our sole purpose here is to open your eyes.

Crawl out of the womb of cozy comfort, if you will, and open your eyes to the light. It only hurts for a little while.

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Temptations singer Ali-Ollie Woodson dies at 58


DETROIT (AP) -- Ali-Ollie Woodson, who led the legendary Motown quintet The Temptations in the 1980s and '90s and restored them to their hit-making glory with songs like "Treat Her Like A Lady," has died. He was 58.
Motown Alumni Association President Billy Wilson says Woodson died Sunday in southern California after battling cancer. He says Woodson's wife, Juanita, told him about the death.

Woodson wasn't an original member of The Temptations but helped keep them from becoming a nostalgia act.

Woodson joined the group after it produced classic hits in the 1960s and '70s that included "Papa Was a Rolling Stone," "My Girl" and "I Wish It Would Rain."

But his fiery voice helped the group notch "Treat Her Like a Lady" and other R&B hits from 1984 to 1986.


I never did "get" coon music, but I suppose some here may at least be familiar with this jig and his "music."



That first name of his: "Ali-Ollie" sounds pretty A-rab to me, so I suspect that somewhere buried in his rusume are hints of terrorist sympathies.


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Ohh, let me get this straight, You dont hate anyone, But you want some sort of people (disabled, coloured, different) to go to Hell?! Thats a very nice way to love others..

Well, just to get something straight here, Gary Coleman was a Mormon. He chose to IGNORE the True Holy Bible(KJV1611), and instead, his book of (false) Faith, was the book of mormon; a satanic conjuring from FALSE PROPHET, Joseph Smith.

Let us see what the Bible says as to false prophets:

"But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die." - Deu 18:20

" I have seen also in the prophets of Jerusalem an horrible thing: they commit adultery, and walk in lies: they strengthen also the hands of evildoers, that none doth return from his wickedness; they are all of them unto me as Sodom, and the inhabitants thereof as Gomorrah. Jer 23:14

"To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them" Isa 8:20


There are many many more I could cite in complete verse, but I will (to save bandwidth) just list them for your own bible study perusal.

Jer 23:21 - 22 ,Jer 26:4-6 , Jer 35:15


The fate of the false prophet and their followers:

Jer 14:14-16

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More about Gary Coleman; he surrounded himself with at least one pedo homer (Conrad Bain) for several years, even LIVED with him.

So you see, the comments are not about his color or his ills or anything like that, but more about him having chosen the WRONG PATH, ignoring THE WORD. He willingly and willfully walked into the darkness, rather than to the light and God the whole time, still continued to love him and give him the offer of TRUE Salvation. He declined and look where he is now!

Again Juniorsrs2, you jump to conclusions and as such it makes me wonder (and pray on), just where your head is at.






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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 06-01-2010, 05:28 PM

Pornographic French-born artist and uppity female Louise Bourgeois will now have a retrospective at the Hell Museum of Fine Arts.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 06-02-2010, 12:39 AM

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WHAT OR WHO makes you think you have the power to judge anyone´s Salvation?!
Well, we shall be Praying even harder for you!

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